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61 If you can't get drunk, just prescribe medicine!

The next morning, Xiao Yuhang opened his eyes.

‘So big...so soft...’ This is the touch from his left face.

‘So elastic...and so big...’ This is the touch from his right face.

He looked around and found that Tilbitz and Missouri were "killing you with their eyes" between each other while constantly raising the two pieces of stuff on his chest that envied all the women to his face.

‘It seems... they didn't realize they were awake...so, is this a benefit?’ Xiao Yuhang was happy and immediately closed his eyes and began to feel the wonderful touch that was occasionally scratched on his face.

But it is obvious that no matter how much he pretends to be asleep, he can't hide the sharp eyes of his two ship ladies.

because...

"Ahem, admiral, just enjoy the benefits. Who do you want to show this pillar of Qingtian?" Tilbitz's face turned slightly red, and he turned his head and asked his admiral.

"Yes, Admiral, if you feel uncomfortable, just ask us two to vent? As for how uncomfortable it is?" Missouri said with a smile, and at the same time put his hand into the quilt and gently held a pillar of the sky.

"Uh..." Xiao Yuhang was so embarrassed that he was about to die. He quickly grabbed Missouri's hand and stopped her from continuing to do something wrong. He said seriously: "Missouri, this is just a normal phenomenon. A normal phenomenon for men every morning, don't think wrongly!"

"Ha~~~really?" Missouri smiled softly and then came over.

"hiss!"

Xiao Yuhang stared at the Mariana Trench on her chest and the cliffs swaying around on both sides, hoping to catch the cliffs and jump directly into it.

"Hahaha~~~! The Admiral is indeed an impulsive boy! I just don't know when I can become a mature and steady man?" Missouri also stretched out his hand to tease Xiao Yuhang's chin back and forth, making a seductive vixen.

"Missouri, you're enough! You seduce the admiral in broad daylight, are you not afraid of playing with fire and burning yourself?" Tilbitz couldn't stand it anymore and pushed Missouri away and said.

"Oh hehehe? Are you sure? OK, I just want to seduce the admiral. Isn't the admiral's first blood my own? At that time... Hehehe, you can only use the second-hand goods I have used! Hehehe..." Missouri smiled like a little fox who stole a chicken.

"Bang!" slap.

Missouri slapped Tilbitz's fleshy butt, causing a tremor. She looked at Tilbitz's figure that was much fatter than herself, and said enviously: "You fool in Beizhai! You have not even won the admiral with such a good figure! Should I say you are incompetent? Or incompetent? Or incompetent? Do you know that among our big sisters, you, Akagi, Richelieu and Mrs. Le, the four easiest ones to get the admiral. They have been with the admiral for a week, but you haven't pushed the admiral yet? You're simply a fool!"

"But, the admiral doesn't want to, and I can't force it!" Tirbitz said aggrievedly.

"Are you stupid or stupid? That lonely queen of the North looks like this. Beizhai, you are afraid that you will not say anything to the other guards of the North House to laugh to death!" Missouri heard Tilbitz's words and pointed at her and said with a grudge.

"But if this is the case, will the admiral be angry..." Tilbitz asked weakly at her.

"What's the anger in this kind of thing? Will he get angry when he gets the biggest benefit? If he doesn't want to force him, get him drunk! If he can't get drunk, take medicine! If he can't take medicine, take medicine by himself, and then deceive him to detoxify! I can't even think of such an idea. Are you still a marriage ship? I suspect you are a fake marriage ship!" Missouri blurted out directly.

"I'm right, look at the ring on my hand!" Tilbitz immediately showed his ring.

"...You idiot! I have too! Now we all have rings, they are all wedding ships, and we are not fighting for rings! It's the admiral's first blood! Oh my God! You shouldn't be yourself, but Quincy became you, right? Otherwise, why are you a fool like Quincy?" Missouri sighed to the sky.

"Ahem, that... Missouri, I'm still here... Are you looking... not good?" Xiao Yuhang looked at his ship girl fighting for her first time and said awkwardly.

"What's wrong with the admiral? I'm afraid you won't dare!" Missouri raised his head and said arrogantly.

"Ahem, son, I think, why don't you go over and live with your grandma?" A voice coughed twice and came from the door.

“!!!”

“!!!”

"Uh... it's over!"

This is the reaction in the mind of the three of them when they saw Xiao Yuhang's mother standing at the door again.

......

"Uh...that mother, why are you..." Xiao Yuhang asked awkwardly looking at his mother.

"Why can I do? You guys have the nerve to ask me? You three were in the room and they all heard it outside. Why did you say I was at the door?" Xiao Yuhang's mother said as depressed as she could.

She worked hard all morning and was making food for her son and his two girlfriends. As a result, the three of them were actually confused about this kind of shameless problem in her eyes in the room, and even argued!

Suddenly, she, who had already made her thoughts extremely conservative, rushed upwards.

"Uh...my mom, don't be angry, don't be angry. They are just talking, just talking..." Xiao Yuhang said to his mother awkwardly.

"Hmph! Tell me? I heard it. They were all planning to drug you. Do you actually think they were just talking?" Xiao Yuhang's mother snorted coldly.

"...You two, come and apologize quickly!" Xiao Yuhang had no choice but to say to the two ship girls who were trembling on the side.

Tilbitz and Missouri looked at each other, walked to the mother of the admiral, and apologized pitifully: "I'm sorry, my mother-in-law, we were wrong! We won't say this or do this in the future!"

"Okay, okay, my mother, Beizhai can make money now. Do you know how much more money did she give me after she learned that she was the one who trained on her behalf? I gave me five hundred more, and I asked to designate Beizhai to call him. You can calm down, calm down..." Xiao Yuhang signaled the two of them to leave quickly, while advising his mother.
Chapter completed!
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