21 Things are not what you think! (Double every day during the water push
"Ha? Meow Meow Meow? wtf? What did you say just now? I didn't hear it clearly. Can you say it again?" Xiao Yuhang simply doubted his ears, and he asked Tilbitz.
"Oh~~~! The meaning of Admiral's mother is that we should not commit suicide for the time being. Do you understand now? Really... Admiral, you have to let my girl say so explicitly..." Tilbitz said helplessly to his admiral.
"Uh..." Xiao Yuhang looked at her in awkwardly in the face of the misunderstandings of his ship girl.
"Hey? Admiral, why are you embarrassed?" Tilbitz asked at his admiral strangely.
Xiao Yuhang looked at Tilbitz, who was so embarrassed to speak these ordinary girls, and reminded helplessly: "Bei Zhai... You are a girl, be reserved..."
"Reserved? What is that? Can you eat as a meal or can you get a ring from your admiral?" Tilbitz asked strangely.
"...it can't be." Xiao Yuhang said speechlessly.
"That's all! For our ship girl, besides eating, sleeping and fighting the deep sea, the most important thing is the admiral's ring and recognition. Since reserve is useless to these, why do we still want it? Let me tell the admiral, as long as there is an admiral for a long time, even the Oriental ship girl with the most reserved style will be just superficial. Otherwise, why did Akagi tell everyone that Admiral you have come to her and you have to send her a ring? Hehehehehehe~~~!" Tilbitz looked at his admiral and remembered that Akagi had been promoting it in the port area for a long time, but in the end he still didn't get the ring. He suddenly laughed like a siren.
Looking at Tilbitz who "speaks like an old Si Ji" and Xiao Yuhang had to close his mouth awkwardly. He was afraid that if Tilbitz continued to say something more explosive, the red on his face that could no longer be suppressed would be out of control, and the redness on his neck would be done.
"Hey? Admiral, why are your face red? Are you shy?" Unfortunately, Tilbitz didn't open any pot, and she asked her admiral as if she had discovered a new world.
Xiao Yuhang was quick to get his wisdom, remembered the clip of ***'s tricks in the Tiger Mountain, and blurted out directly: "I'm refreshed!"
"Ha? Be refreshed? What the hell! Admiral, blushed and said, "I won't laugh at you. After all, Admiral..." Tilbitz paused here, and then said to his admiral with malicious intentions: "No matter how you look at it, they are all virgins! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!"
Xiao Yuhang heard Tilbitz's ridicule, and his face suddenly collapsed. Then he reached out and pinched Tilbitz's fat baby cheeks, and said with ease: "...Beizhai, you are good at it! You dare to tease your admiral now! Believe it or not, I won't do anything, just take off your pants and rectify you on the spot?!"
Tilbitz thought with the flow, and this was just right! She reached out to resist, and deliberately said excitedly: "Ah! Admiral, you are here! If you are a man, come!"
"You damn girl! Old Si Ji! A fat man! You dare to say to me! Look, I have to deal with you today!"
"Hmph! Admiral, you virgin!"
"Ha? You dare to say that I am a virgin? I think you don't understand your current situation!"
"Hmph! Admiral, you are a virgin! Don't be stubborn, admit it!"
"...Tiel! Biz! I must do you!"
"Hmph! Admiral, you shouted fiercely, but in fact you are a strong-mouthed king who dares to speak but doesn't dare to act!"
"Woo wow wow wow wow wow wow! I can't stand it! Can you not talk about virginity? If you say anything else, I must put you on the spot to rectify the Dharma!" Xiao Yuhang said to Tilbitz a little crazy.
However, Tilbitz raised his lips and shouted loudly: "Admiral, you are not only a virgin! You are also a single virgin who has been single for twenty-three years and can't even masturbate yourself!"
“…”
As soon as Tilbitz finished calling, a strange silence suddenly fell into the room.
Just when Tirbitz thought his admiral was angry, Xiao Yuhang started to take off his clothes without saying a word.
"...Hey? Hey? Hey! Admiral, what are you going to do? Where are you going to drag me? And what are you going to take off my clothes?" Tilbitz asked in panic as he looked at his admiral who began to take off his clothes.
‘This time, I seemed to have stimulated the admiral too much...but... Anyway, this is what I want, so follow the admiral's wishes!’ She thought in her mind that the resistance gradually became smaller, and later she guided her admiral.
However, perhaps God is going to be unable to get along with Tirbitz.
Just as Xiao Yuhang had just taken off Tilbitz's coat, a surprised shout came from the door of his room.
"Son...what are you doing?!"
Shocked by the shout, the two people who were already on the verge of their heads suddenly became clear.
Xiao Yuhang looked at the door and saw his father standing at the door of his room in amazement, looking at Tilbitz, who had lost his coat on the bed, and he had already taken off his pants.
Xiao Yuhang's father looked at Tilbitz on the bed, and then looked at his son. Even though he had seen a lot of strong winds and waves, he was shocked by the extremely high amount of information in the room for a while and his mind was a little twitching.
"Dad... aren't you... resting at home? Why did you suddenly come?" Xiao Yuhang quickly put on his pants and asked weakly at his father.
Xiao Yuhang's father immediately came back to his senses with his son's greeting.
"You little bastard! You dare to force yourself to a girl if you don't study well now! In the morning, your mother called me and said that there was a girl at home. It should be your girlfriend, so she asked me to come here to order food in the afternoon. As a result, you asked me to see this? You force yourself to a girl? I'm so fucking you to death now! We don't have a criminal son, you!" After Xiao Yuhang's father said that, he picked up the broom on the side, turned his head back and sucked it directly at his son.
"Don't! My dad! Things are not what you imagined!" Xiao Yuhang defended his dad loudly while blocking the broomstick that his dad had drawn with his hands.
"I believe you so much! Why did you give birth to a little bastard like you?" Xiao Yuhang's father limped towards his son while waving the broomstick.
Chapter completed!