"Damn it! Is it true or false?"

"Brother, are you reliable?"

"Wait! If we follow this big brother's analysis, then we will come to a conclusion. The profession of the anchor lady is probably not..."

"Stop! Stop! Stop talking upstairs! The more you say it, I'm more scared! What if I get checked for the water meter?"

"But have you noticed that when the anchor lady's male ticket came in just now, something seemed wrong with her right arm, and she seemed to be injured!" A sharp-eyed friend noticed that Xiao Yuhang's right arm was injured.

"Miss anchor, can you tell us how your male ticket was injured?" A water friend asked immediately.

"Ah? My boyfriend?" Tilbitz thought for a while and then said, "Well, my boyfriend shot too much, and his right arm was swollen. But a small problem, it's better to have a week off."

“!!!”

"Big Boss!"

"Boss, I'll kneel down for you!"

"Mom asked me why I was kneeling on my knees and watched the live broadcast. I said I knelt for the anchor sister's boyfriend!"

"I admire you! I knelt down for the host's girlfriend's boyfriend! The gun can be swollen from the arm, and the host's girlfriend's boyfriend's shooting skills must be very terrifying. This must be fed at least thousands of bullets. He must have left the sharpshooter and evolved to the level of a sniper!"

“…”

Seeing the admiral who praised him as if he was overwhelming with the screen, Tirbitz was happy, but he still replied to the water friends: "Uh... his marksmanship is just average! Anyway, he must be not as good as me."

As a result, this sentence suddenly caused a new wave of flooding the screen. The water friends became more and more sure of their speculations, and at the same time they were crazy about why excellent boys and girlfriends could not be found. It turned out that they were all monopolized by the state.

"Uh... don't say this again! What do you want to watch today's live broadcast? Draw or play games?" Tilbitz had no choice but to ask again.

"No, no, no, we want to hear you tell a story by your anchor sister!"

"Yes, yes! We want to hear the story of you and your male votes in the anchor sister!"

“On the top floor!”

"On the top floor! +1"

"On the top floor! +2"

"On the top floor! +3"

"No! Forget it, you don't care what I play now, so I'll just choose it myself! I'll draw today and don't play games." Tirbitz simply did not care how his friends were scrutinizing barrage, and picked up the hand-painted board and began to draw the image of a two-dimensional character.

......

After leaving Tirbitz's room, Xiao Yuhang went back to his room directly.

He went to the bed and sighed, "It's over! He actually made a fool of himself in front of so many people. I'm a heroic name for myself!"

"Hmm? Dear, what's your reputation for life?" Richelieu's voice came from the door, and she asked her general in confusion.

"No, there is nothing but nothing." Xiao Yuhang quickly waved his hand to Richelieu.

Then he asked curiously: "Sister Li, why are you here? Didn't Missouri take my mom to find you?"

"Our mother has already pulled Missouri away. It is said that there is a bunch of dishes prepared for you, my dear home. Let Missouri come over and move it over directly." Richelieu said while sitting next to his general.

"How is your arm now? Does it still hurt?" she asked, looking at her general's right arm.

"It's okay. Anyway, it's definitely better now than yesterday. But you still can't use force, as it hurts as soon as you try. Sure enough, when you stay at home, did your physical fitness inevitably decline? It seems that you need to put exercise on the agenda." Xiao Yuhang smiled at Richelieu and said.

"Dear, you really need exercise! Every time you do things with me that are very pornographic, violent, and inappropriate for children, tell me which time was not me on top? Halfway through, I shouted, "Oh, I'm so tired, so tired, Sister Li, please do it! Tsk... Dear, why is your body so weak?" Richelieu said to his general with a teasing voice.

"Stop talking! Sister Li, I have decided! From tomorrow on, I will continue to exercise!" Hearing Richelieu's teasing, Xiao Yuhang decided that for the sake of his manly spirit, he also had to exercise.

"Dear, I think your exercise plan should be a little wait." Richelieu said to his general.

"Oh? Why? Sister Li." Xiao Yuhang asked Richelieu in surprise.

"Because Bismarck didn't come!" Richelieu said naturally.

"Hey? What does this have to do with Bismarck?" Xiao Yuhang asked in confusion.

"Bismar has always been responsible for all training matters in the Harbour Zone. So, my dear, if you really plan to exercise, I personally think it would be best to wait for Bismarck to make a professional exercise plan for you after he comes." Richelieu told him his advice.

"Professional plan? Isn't exercise just that? You go down to run or go to the gym to do exercise every day, why do you have to plan?" Xiao Yuhang asked in confusion.

As a half-door, he really doesn't understand these things.

"Haha, my dear, you think about exercise too easily. According to our requirements, we will train you into an admiral who meets our requirements!" Richelieu said with a smile.

"Wait, what do you want to train me?" Xiao Yuhang asked vigilantly when he heard this.

"I'm looking for it. I remember when I was in the port area, everyone proposed plans separately!" Richele took out a book in his ship-mounted space, and then began to read it to his general.

"Well, this is what Changchun said. The admiral must be able to catch upstream missiles; then a destroyer who caused trouble said. The commander must be able to resist nuclear explosions, and be buried for a month and be dug out. Tennessee said. The commander must be able to fight against her; then Bismarck said. The commander must be able to beat her up with a light elbow; and some anonymous ship girl said. She asked her admiral to fight the Dean of the Deep Sea, etc.... In short, everyone's request for you, dear, are all in this book. There are too many requirements, this is just the beginning." She said to her general after reading the beginning.

"...Sister Li, I think I'd better run away from home!" Xiao Yuhang said with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"Hmm? Dear, why?" Richelieu panicked and asked hurriedly.

"I said Sister Li! No one can do your requirements! I am an individual, not an ancient god!" Xiao Yuhang said to Richelieu with a wry smile.

Although he is a salted fish that has been pickled for a long time, he still knows all kinds of jokes that you are cute and admirals are not human.
Chapter completed!