1 Let me tell you, the ship girl is super good
On the last day of 2018, Xiao Yuhang was waiting for a bus at the platform of Xinjiekou, the most prosperous commercial center in Nancheng City.
Like most young people today, there are mobile games on their mobile phones. However, other young people like to play King of Pesticides, Chicken Eat, or Crossing the Line of Fire, etc., but there are only two ship girls games on their mobile phones.
Battleship Girl R, and a certain route
Xiao Yuhang looked at the various blessings and wishes among the demons dancing in the WeChat group and the penguin group on his mobile phone, and those who prayed to God and Buddha because there was no ship they wanted during the New Year event of a certain route. He couldn't help but express his contempt to these Africans in his heart: "Haha, isn't it good for a group of Africans to stay in Africa? Why do you always think about smuggling? Do you really think you can leave the vast African prairie? I'm so laughing to death!"
Seeing a bus No. 100 gradually driving into the station in the distance, Xiao Yuhang clicked on the Alipay on his mobile phone, and he called out the ride code interface card swiper to scan it, and then got on the bus and planned to go home to reunite with his family.
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"The next stop is Zhujiang Road. Please prepare for getting off the bus in advance." The sound of a report on the bus was heard.
Xiao Yuhang looked up and found an old man with white hair coming up from the front door with difficulty. The passengers around him thought they hadn't seen it, playing with his mobile phone and listening to music. Some people even quickly picked up their mobile phones and pretended that they were very busy when they saw it.
‘Oh, the world is getting worse. If it weren’t for the bad guys who have grown old, how could the social atmosphere be like this!’ He sighed in his heart, and then stood up to give up his seat to the old man.
"Young man, let it go, there will definitely be someone giving up their seats later." The driver saw Xiao Yuhang's actions and spoke kindly reminded.
Xiao Yuhang stood up and walked to the old man to support him, and then said to him: "Master, take my seat! I'll get off the bus later."
"Thank you, young man." The old man thanked Xiao Yuhang politely, and then sat in his seat.
"Look! Meteor!"
At this time, an excited shout suddenly came from the carriage.
Hearing this, a car of people rushed to the window and looked up hard.
"Where is it?"
"Ouch! You stepped on my feet!"
"Which bastard guy touched my ass!"
"Make a wish quickly! It won't work if it's too late!"
"Yes, my wife! You are still smart! Let's make a wish!"
For a moment, the carriage suddenly became chaotic.
Several couples closed their eyes hand in hand and began to make wishes.
Seeing this kind of love scene, Xiao Yuhang said that the dog food on his face was really disgusting enough. He whispered in a angrily voice: "Tsk! How can women in the third dimension be better than those in the second dimension? They can only marry one wife in the third dimension, and they can marry countless people in the second dimension! And they all look better than you! Humph!"
"Hmm? Young man, what did you say? My ears are a little back. What did you say just now? What wife? What two-dimensional?" asked the white-haired old man who was previously helped to his seat by Xiao Yuhang asked him.
"Ah! It's nothing, master, nothing. I just talk to myself, to myself." Xiao Yuhang was startled and knew that his muttering had been heard by the old man, so he quickly said to him embarrassedly.
The old man also knew that he didn't tell the truth, so he didn't continue asking, but asked again: "Young man, so many people make wishes for meteors, why don't you go?"
"It won't come true anyway, at most it's just a psychological comfort. Instead of wishing for those illusory things, I might as well make a wish that my wives can come to reality!" Xiao Yuhang looked at the pretending wishing crowd with contempt and said to the old man.
"Oh? How did you know that these people's wishes will not come true?" the old man asked with interest.
"Master, isn't this very obvious! If the wish is really true, wouldn't it be a mess in the world long ago?" Xiao Yuhang looked at the old man strangely, thinking that this could be an old man who believes in feudal superstition, right? After all, there are many people in the news now, and there are all kinds of feudal superstition old men and women. Could it be that he had encountered such a person?
Thinking of this, he stepped back a little. After all, who knows whether feudal superstition will be contagious, and what if he is contagious?
When the old man saw Xiao Yuhang's actions, he knew what he had misunderstood. He didn't expose him, but just looked up at the sky, and asked him: "Young man, I think you and I are quite destined to be together. Could we make an assumption? If you have a wish to fulfill it, then what would you choose?"
"Ha? Master, are you playing games with me?" Xiao Yuhang asked in surprise.
"If you think this is a game, it's not impossible." The old man smiled at him mysteriously.
Xiao Yuhang felt that the old man was lonely and bored, and he had nothing to do. So he took out his cell phone from his pocket, then opened the lock screen and pointed to the two ship girl games above and said to the old man: "Master, if I have a wish, I will definitely have it! Of course, I wish that my wife in these two games could appear in reality!"
Then without waiting for the old man to speak, Xiao Yuhang began to chatter and said to him: "I tell you, the ship girl is super good! If all the ship girl appears in reality, the problem of 30 million bachelors in our country is not a problem! Think about it, the ship girl is so good! First of all, she has a super high appearance, and this alone can kill all the three-dimensional humans in seconds. Secondly, how good is the ship girl? As long as she signs a contract with the admiral, what kind of mistress or an affair is simply not there! They will only end up with their admiral, even the American ship girl with bold style in the game setting! Also, Master, tell you, do you know the perfect wife Mrs. Le? That is really something that can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, fight mistress, and beat hooligans!..." (The following is omitted 100,000 words)
"So, that is, your wish is that your ship girls can appear in reality in these two games, right?" The old man asked at him with a smile after Xiao Yuhang finished speaking.
"Of course! When I think of my wives being able to appear in reality, I must show off my group members' faces! Even the European bigwigs in the group can only use paper people to post me. I am a real person! It's so warm!" Xiao Yuhang didn't know what he remembered and laughed.
Chapter completed!