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Chapter 1 Lao Tzu has crossed?

Sour! Extremely sour!

Boss Yu Fei and Yu felt that there was no place on his body that was not sour. It felt like he had been living happily in the bath center for three days and three nights.

"TMD, what's my life? I finally got down to a large tomb, but I didn't expect that a big worm that was thicker than me lived..." Yu Fei started to curse the first thing he did when he woke up.

Yu Fei's ancestors and ancestors have been born in a fight for generations. Of course, Yu Fei's generation cannot abandon this ancestral profession, right? So in order to give Yu Fei a special coming-of-age ceremony, Yu Fei's father specially found a large tomb for Yu Fei to go down.

Yu Fei was also unlucky. He just opened the thief hole, but after he went down, he suddenly found that he had digged a hole and hit a big snake's house. Think about it, if the roof of his house was dug through, who would be happy to be on the matter? It would be so miserable for Yu Fei to chase him. Yu Fei rolled and crawled out of the snake hole, but he didn't expect to run to the top of the mountain. A drought thunder in the sky gave Yu Nian a sacred bath.

"Young Master? You are finally awake!"

In a daze, Yu Fei heard someone keep calling him, holding back the soreness on his body and opening his eyes, hehe, what a guy! A mouthful of yellow teeth floated over his head with a strong fishy smell. The smell was no worse than the smell of his own sewer.

Yu Fei quickly moved his head to the side, and then he felt a little more. Looking at the place where the sound just now, a hair blew like a wild donkey, his face was as dark as if he had penetrated a hole in the kang, his yellow teeth, and a few flies flying above his head! This is definitely a senior elder in the Beggars' Sect!

"Young Master, you have finally woken up! I have never seen a person as awesome as you!" The old beggar looked at Yu Nian and laughed.

Yu Nian moved to the side, stared at the beggar and said to the old beggar, "Old man, what are you looking at? I have never seen it struck by lightning!"

The old beggar stood up and sighed: "I was a young master who was in the fairy world back then, and there were also Yingyingyans beside him! Young Master, did you peek at the fairy taking a bath? He was struck by the purple gold divine thunder as a bird?"

Yu Nian said contemptuously: "You are like a bird! You are just your big yellow teeth, and you are still beatings and swallows. What a joke! You are a young man and a old man, and you are quite like a cultural person! You are still a fairy, do you think this is the Heavenly Palace? You are here to beg for a while!"

The old beggar was not annoyed when he heard Yu Fei knocking him down, and laughed and said, "Young Master, although this is not the Heavenly Palace, this is the Immortal World! Your mind will not be broken by the purple gold divine thunder, right?"

"Immortal Realm? I'm back to the Immortal Palace!"

Yu Fei was too lazy to pay attention to the old beggar, and turned his head aside. The next second, the tragic howling of wolf filled the world. With the sound of wolf howling, a bird was startled.

Yu Fei stared at the surroundings with wide eyes and saw a vast white area around him. The tree in the distance has been growing for many years. Yu Fei estimated that even if he hollowed out the core of the tree, he could still take out a tall building of about a hundred and ten stories high. What kind of bird is flying in the sky? They all look like fighter planes!

Turning his head and looking at the old beggar, although his body was tattered, it was not difficult to see that his dress was clearly like an ancient old farmer. However, the boots on his feet were grinding, revealing two dark thumbs!

Yu Fei looked around blankly, and his big mouth could probably be stuffed into a fist.

"Young Master? Young Master? You're not a small capital! No wonder you dare to peek at the fairy for bathing! But, are you running naked in front of me? Isn't it a bit..."

The old beggar looked like a smile, and his mouthful of yellow teeth swayed in Yu Fei's eyes, extremely dazzling.

Could it be that I have traveled through time? Why are they so awesome when traveling through time? Why are they so naive when traveling through time by themselves?

Yu Fei came to his senses when he heard the old beggar's voice. He hurriedly covered his brother and asked weakly: "Old man, how dare you ask when it's the year?"

"Let me calculate, I have lived for too long!" Unexpectedly, the old beggar calcified with a serious look on his face, muttering while calculating.

"The year I was born was the Immortal Emperor Daqing, which is the 1,300th year of the Emperor's Li, and I lived 301 years old... Well, now it is the 1,600th year of the Emperor's Li!"

This series of amazing numbers exploded in the mouth of the old beggar. Yu Fei was so frightened that he heard it. After a long time, Yu Fei came back from the shock and asked, "Look at me, aren't you looking at the calendar here?"

"Oh, what you said is from the lower realm!"

Yu Fei: "..."

The old beggar: "Did the young master ascend from the lower realm?"

Yu Fei: "To be precise, he was struck by lightning!"

Old beggar: "..."
Chapter completed!
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