Chapter VIII Self-Defense
Chen Yongan took the three of them to the "Lao San Paper BBQ" with ease, found a seat and sat down.
"Order whatever you want, I'll treat you!" Chen Yong'an handed the menu to Lin Xiao.
Lin Xiao hadn't eaten potatoes for a long time, so he ordered a few plates of potatoes and handed them to Ye Jingxian.
Ye Jingxian had never eaten here before, so she didn't know what was delicious, so she handed it to Chen Yongning.
Chen Yongning's eyes widened when he saw Lin Xiao ordering four plates of diced potatoes.
"I'm talking about murderer, Brother Martian, do you like potatoes so much? You are a country bumpkin! Are potatoes specially grown on Mars?" In Chen Yongning's impression, potatoes are the staple food of the poor people in the mountains.
"Xiao Ning, please speak respectfully, why are you yelling!" Chen Yongan gave his sister a sharp look. Not to mention how unpleasant the nickname "murderer" is, it's okay for just a few people to yell at him casually in the car.
Now there are so many people eating barbecue sitting in the hall, it is easy to attract other people's attention.
Sure enough, as soon as Chen Yongning finished speaking, several people secretly glanced at Lin Xiao.
Lin Xiao was a little embarrassed. This nickname combined with his dress made him really embarrassed.
Chen Yongning smiled mischievously and started ordering.
"Chives! I heard they are aphrodisiacs. Two plates. Kidney flowers are also good for kidneys. Two plates..."
Chen Yongan grabbed the menu and said, "What a mess!"
Chen Yongning looked at Lin Xiao and then at Ye Jingxian, who was smiling so hard that she couldn't breathe.
Chen Yongan skillfully ordered a few dishes and handed them to the waiter.
"Sister, can you give me your mobile phone number?" A young woman in her twenties walked from another table to Chen Yongning.
"Who are you!" Chen Yongning asked directly.
"We are members of the Perfect Goddess Association!" The man lowered his head and said softly to Chen Yongning: "I am the messenger of God!"
"Wow! She said she is the messenger of God, a crazy God!" Chen Yongning suddenly shouted, which was a bit beyond the woman's expectation. "I happen to have a Martian here, you guys can make a couple!"
After saying that, Chen Yongning looked at Lin Xiao and laughed.
Lin Xiao didn't take it seriously, but Chen Yongan glared at her.
"Are you going to give it to me?" The woman's face looked ugly. It was obvious that what Chen Yongning did was completely beyond her expectation.
"Crazy, go ahead and play!" Chen Yongning was very unhappy with his brother's expression. He had just been scolded again and was about to find a punching bag.
"You devil, I will destroy you on behalf of God!" The woman turned back and said a few words to a man of about fifty!
The people at the table seemed to understand something, and they all stood up and followed the girl towards this side. There was actually a little girl among them who looked quite cute.
Lin Xiao felt something was wrong because he was sitting opposite Chen Yongning, so he picked up the bowl in front of him.
A middle-aged woman among those people rushed forward, shouting "Devil!" She picked up a bench and tried to throw it at Chen Yongning.
Lin Xiao threw the bowl in his hand with a "swish" sound, hitting the woman's knee, and the woman fell to the ground like a dog.
Although Lin Xiao did not use his true energy this time, it was still the early stage of foundation building and his strength
It wasn't that big either. The woman struggled a few times but still couldn't get up.
As soon as this incident happened, Lin Xiao rushed next to Chen Yongning and looked at the other people.
Those people helped the middle-aged woman up, and the middle-aged woman shouted: "Destroy them, destroy them."
Chen Yongan also stood up, looked at those people warily, and said loudly: "What are you going to do?"
When those people heard the woman's shouting and whispered something, they all picked up things from the ground, including mops, benches, and even the little girl picked up a big bowl.
This scene seemed to everyone to be possessed, especially for a little girl at such a young age to want to use force. It was really unbelievable, so Chen Yongan immediately called the police.
The middle-aged man among those people carried a stool, stood in front of Lin Xiao, pointed at several people, and said: "You are all demons! I have followed the will of the true God to destroy you today!"
"Don't move, I'm calling the police!" Chen Yong'an also pointed at the middle-aged man and shouted loudly.
"We are the messengers of God, we are not afraid of anything!" The middle-aged man's face showed no change, and he lifted the stool and knocked it down towards Lin Xiao.
Lin Xiao finally saw what it means to be obsessed with ghosts. He raised his foot and kicked him in the stomach. The man fell to the ground with a "pop"!
Chen Yongan was also unambiguous and kicked the woman who just asked for the phone. The woman sat down on the ground holding her stomach.
Chen Yongning was not someone to be trifled with. When the other young woman didn't react, he grabbed her hair and pushed her knee up. The woman said "ah" and her nosebleed started to flow. Chen Yongning was so powerful that he was unforgiving.
, "Pap-pap-pap" and a few more slaps before letting go. When the little girl saw this, she dropped the big bowl and ran aside.
The four of them did not bother the little girl. When Chen Yongning saw the middle-aged man lying not far away trying to struggle, he ran over and stomped the man's crotch several times, until the man's crotch was broken.
Yelling in pain.
"Where's your god? Don't you have a god? You're crazy!" Fortunately, Chen Yongning wasn't wearing high heels, otherwise the man's balls wouldn't be sore, but he'd be in extreme pain.
People in the hall looked at Chen Yongning who was still stomping hard. This is too cruel! Where did this tomboy come from?
"Get out of the way!" Several policemen came, and Chen Yongning retreated.
"I must be awesome!" Chen Yongning said proudly.
"Awesome, a heroine!" Lin Xiao gave a thumbs up.
Ye Jingxian smiled and said: "I will give you a certificate tomorrow! Hehe!"
"Hey, the husband sings and the wife follows suit!" Chen Yongning joked.
Ye Jingxian shut up! She also had the urge to hit someone, but it was a pity that the police were present.
Several police officers briefly asked about the situation in the restaurant. Everyone told the story in unison, and those people were taken out.
"This is definitely self-defense, hehe!" Chen Yongning sat down.
"Go to my house tonight! It's not easy to live outside!" Chen Yong'an invited Lin Xiao to stay.
"Yes, yes! My cousin lives at my house too! Ah!" Chen Yongning interrupted.
"Xiao Ning, no one will think you are mute if you don't speak!" Ye Jingxian looked angry.
"Cousin, I
You’re telling the truth!”
Lin Xiao smiled and said, "I'm not going, I'm living outside!"
"My sister is such a virtuous person, don't mind it!" Chen Yong'an was worried that Lin Xiao was angry with Chen Yongning.
Lin Xiao glanced at Chen Yongning and found that the girl was also looking at him. Her eyes were quite teasing, which made Lin Xiao feel a little uncomfortable.
"That's not what I meant. I have some things to deal with for the time being, so I won't bother you!" Lin Xiao explained.
"Don't be like this! I plan to talk to you all night long!" Chen Yongan said anxiously.
"It's really not possible, let's do it next time!" Lin Xiao mainly felt that he was embarrassed to go there in his current state. Judging from Chen Yongan's appearance, his family must be nice. It would not be good to make a joke like this, so he firmly declined!
"Just one night!" Chen Yongan refused to give up. Lin Xiao was sleeping along the way and basically knew nothing except his name.
"Haha, I will go back tomorrow. There will be many opportunities in the future!" Generally speaking, Lin Xiao still feels good about Chen Yong'an. If it weren't for him, it's hard to say that he wouldn't have met other cars.
"Oh! It's so hard to talk, so I'll send you down tomorrow!" Chen Yong'an retreated and settled for the next best thing.
"No, you go about your business! Remember the phone number and talk about it later!" Lin Xiao took out his mobile phone, which was full of weather forecasts.
"The mobile service is really good. You never forget to send me the weather forecast for Nanze wherever you go!" Lin Xiao suddenly came back and couldn't help but joked when he saw that Nanze's words were somewhat friendly.
This mobile phone was given to me by my master when I was on a mission in Nanze, and it also had a mobile phone sim card.
However, I never came to Nanze when I was on a mission. It wasn't that I didn't come, but that my master didn't let me come. There were always many excuses. Except for the occasional visit to visit relatives, I was completely unfamiliar with all aspects of Nanze.
"Haha! That's right!" Chen Yongan said casually.
The two wrote down each other's phone numbers. As for Ye Jingxian, Lin Xiao wanted to ask, but was embarrassed. As for Chen Yongning, he hadn't thought about it at all.
"Does anyone want to ask for the phone numbers of this lady and Miss Xiaoxian?" Chen Yongning looked at Lin Xiao and said.
"Uh, I haven't had time yet!" Lin Xiao patted his head.
"I don't plan to give it to you anymore, cousin, what about you?" Chen Yongning turned to Ye Jingxian.
"I..." Ye Jingxian wanted to give it, but looking at Chen Yongning's look, if he gave it, he would have to give up another excuse, so he continued: "I am planning to change my mobile number!"
Lin Xiao naturally understood and didn't say anything.
"Waiter, here's a bottle of Feitian!" Chen Yongan saw the food being served and ordered a bottle of wine.
"Brother, you have to drive!" Chen Yongning reminded quickly.
"It's okay. I'll take a taxi back in a while. Your Martian brother and I won't come back until we're drunk today!"
Lin Xiao actually didn't have much interest in wine, but when he saw that Chen Yongan wanted to drink, he couldn't resist his kindness. He said casually: "Okay, then I won't get drunk or come back!"
The group of people ate until two o'clock in the morning and drank two bottles of Feitian. Chen Yongan was indeed drunk, but Lin Xiao didn't feel it, which was strange.
Chapter completed!