Host: Dear leaders, guests, reporters, friends, book friends, ladies, gentlemen, children - Oh, of course, this kind of book is not suitable for children to read! Minors! And minors are most likely to have accidents and need protection, so they need to buy more - cough! cough! It requires more protection from others. Security! Security! Please protect all children under the age of 18 to leave. Sorry, we will continue now. Dear overseas Chinese, Taiwanese compatriots, Hong Kong compatriots and everyone-

(Background sound: whistle, boog, cursing, stomping on the floor...)

Audience A (grimage): It’s a long story! Are you still going to finish it?! We are here for the meeting not to listen to your long story! Call Xiao Fang out!!

Audience B (screaming): Go down! Go down!

Audience C: Where did such an idiot come out? Pull this stupid X down! Let’s not see him!

Audience Ding: Wasting our time reading books? Beat him!! Come on!

(For a moment, bricks, mineral water bottles, rotten tomatoes, rotten eggs, vegetable gangs... all hit the host, and soon made him "glorious" all over his body)

Host (bowed in panic): Sorry, sorry, everyone, I am a newcomer. Today is a virgin—

Audience Ding: Ah?! Shemale!!! Beat him!!

Audience A: Strike terrorists hard!

(Blocks, mineral water bottles, rotten tomatoes, rotten eggs, and cabbage balls are flying all over the sky again, and there is a single one of them mixed in it..... Sexy underwear?!)

Audience Wu (who asked the audience around you in a low voice): Brother, you are so strong! You threw that one away? Can this be used as a weapon? I admire you!

The audience (shocked): It was broken! The clothes I bought for Xiaomi were thrown up in a hurry! My clothes! How could I still have the passion for performing in XXOO's drama tonight? I guess I'm going to take small blue pills...

Audience Wu (showing out his thumb): Strong enough!………………….

Host (crying): 55555, Is it okay to wait until I finish my words? I mean, I was the host today, today is my debut work! 55555555...I am so resentful and unjust...

Audience C: Who told you not to say it clearly? You should hit him! Brothers beat him!!

Audience Ding: Beat him a sissy!

All audience members (roar): Shenzhou No. 6, launch!!

(The host was once again flooded by a storm made of various garbage...)

Host (crying bitterly): You bully people, 5555555...I quit, I quit! Go back and continue selling my insurance!

(Running away with his face covering)

Audience B: (Suddenly realized): No wonder it’s so long-winded. It turns out that he sells insurance!

Audience Ding: Professional habits. Alas! It’s not easy to fool people now! All of them have made Aunt Benshan educate her smartly!

Fang Juexiao (walking onto the rostrum with helpless faces): Damn! The part-time person who bought 50 is really amateur! He has only been persistent for three minutes. NND! Next time I ask for a professional one. Please ask Li Yong! Brother Yong is N01. He looks so handsome, especially with a long face. He feels comfortable and pleasing to the eye!

Audience Ding (furious): Are you finished? In Rosso, you are even beaten!

Fang Juexiao (smile and bow): Everyone, everyone, start immediately, start immediately! Now I invite MVP writer Fang—

(The staff next to him whispered to remind him: I was wrong! It's not an MVP!)

Fang Juexiao: Oh! Oh! It’s MBA writer Fang—

(The staff reminds again: No! No!)

Fang Juexiao (embarrassing expression): Cough, cough! Sorry, I have a cold, so my throat is not very good, and my pronunciation is inaccurate. It should be CCCP - not right! This is the abbreviation of the former Soviet Union. It no longer exists. It should be -

(The inquiry's eyes turned to the staff. The staff shouted loudly in a angrily: It's VIP!!)

Fang Juexiao (hahaha): Let me joke with everyone! Why didn’t I know this? The atmosphere on the scene was too dull, so I made a joke to adjust it.

(The worker muttered in a low voice: I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people!)

Fang Juexiao: The press conference has officially begun! Please invite Qidian VIP writer Fang Juexiao - when you give up, you are the one who comes out! Let us all welcome you with warm and heavy applause!!

Audience C: It should be grand?

Audience Wu: Damn! I still mourn you deeply!

Fang Juexiao: As a VIP writer - Oh! Do you know the starting point? It is China's largest literary website, with daily traffic, that is, the TV has more than 100 million people!

(The staff sighed helplessly: I said something wrong, it should be PV)

Fang Juexiao: Qidian has now become a red flag in online literature! The breeding ground for excellent online works and the bottle of online writers!!

Audience B: Damn! The bottle is coming out?!

Fang Juexiao: It is precisely because of its milk irrigation and breastfeeding that so many excellent aunts have been raised! She is the nurse!!

(The audience burst into laughter below!),

Fang Juexiao (take the opportunity to whisper to the staff): Remember! I will edit the part just now for the reporter to make it into a CD. I will go to Mr. Chen to ask for advertising fees! I can't promote it for them in vain!!

Audience A: Square, are you advertising or holding a press conference?

Audience Ding: Yes! If you say something useless, let’s leave!

Audience B: Don’t listen to him posing for work here. Leave!

Fang Juexiao: Everyone, please stay—

(Everyone shouted and walked outwards)

Fang Juexiao (jumped to the rostrum and shouted): I will treat you to the VIP building tonight! Take a bath in the sauna after dinner, and a lady is included!

(Everyone in the audience turned around and ran back!! His expression was full of passionate desire!)

Audience B: Are you telling the truth?

Audience: How many girls will I give each person? I will leave immediately if I have less than two!!

Everyone:………

Fang Juexiao (sighing to the sky): The power of the erotic masses is the greatest!

(The press conference continues)

Audience Wu: What theme is the new book?

Fang Juexiao: History is invisible! Hehe, I also play time travel!

Audience Ding: Didn’t you write about the city? How did you change it?

Fang Juexiao: Time travel is popular now! If you don’t watch those aunts go there, I’m going too late, and they probably won’t give them a virgin to the rest! Those are all super sluts! Haha,... Just kidding. Actually, it’s because I can’t find the feeling in the city. If I can’t find the feeling, I can’t write on it. It’s like wearing 5 condoms. Love is like wearing no happiness and no passion! Without passion, I can’t write a good article. So I experimented with writing history. Unexpectedly, I had a feeling and immediately became majestic! I actually ejaculated 7,000 sunshine! It’s refreshing!

Audience: This is even more a lewd person! Super stallion! No! It’s a dragon! It’s just a faucet!! Shooting 7,000?! You’re exhausted!

Audience Wu: Faucet? Strong!

Audience C: What is the name of the new book?

Fang Juexiao: "Rogue Prince"! A strong life starts with being a little gangster! Is it great? By the way, the number is - 1002230! Let me say it again, the title is "Rogue Prince" and the number is: 1002230! Please remember it firmly!

Audience B: Is it good-looking? We have no confidence in your entire history!

Fang Juexiao (slapping her thin breasts hard): I guarantee that she is absolutely good-looking with my personality! Her level is far beyond the first book "My Wind Liu Life" and is absolutely wonderful! It is absolutely good-looking!

(Someone below muttered: Are you a personality?)

Fang Juexiao (furious): Who said that? Stand up! I won’t have a treat tonight!

(Everyone in the audience shook his heads)

Fang Juexiao (who bowed his fists): I hope everyone will support and support you! I announced that the top 1,000 favorites and recommenders can spend three consecutive nights in VIP building! The opportunity is rare, everyone should quickly pick up the phone next to you and call - wrong! It should be - everyone should quickly log in to Qidian Chinese. Click to collect and vote for recommendation! There will inevitably be more surprises! What are you waiting for? Take action quickly!

(The crowd was excited and turned around and rushed out of the door)

Fang Juexiao (yelled to the staff): pack up quickly and let it go!

Staff: Aren’t you going to treat tonight? Are you not waiting for them to come back?

Fang Juexiao: Are you stupid? I’m a scam if I have so much money. We can’t leave when these people come back. Hurry up!

Staff: What should they do if they know after you know? You will always meet them sooner or later.

Fang Juexiao (smile insidiously): I can invite them at any time! I didn’t say it’s free! We have reformed and opened up, and we must align with the international community. Hehe, implement the AA system!!

Staff (cold sweat): It’s indeed extremely despicable!

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Chapter completed!