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Chapter 0727 each has a name

Thinking of the nicknames for women, Xiang Tianliang couldn't help but feel happy. He had already mastered this job. When he was in high school, he named himself "Seven Fairies".

Pointing at Zhang Lihong, Qiao Rui, Yang Xiaodan, Chen Nan and Chen Bei, Xiang Tianliang said with a smile: "These five stinky girls bullied me hard in the three years of high school, but I am not idle either. I gave each of them a nickname, Zhang Lihong, nicknamed Fox Jing, because when the Seven Fairies bullied me, 90% of the ideas came from her. Qiao Rui, nicknamed Fat Sea, was at the same table as me. She bullied me for two and a half years because she was fatter then than she is now. We shared a desk and she occupied at least 60% of it. Yang Xiaodan, nicknamed Little Little, calls her Little Little. Because she is small, and because when she bullies me, she is always like a guerrilla, swooping out to hit you unexpectedly, hit and run, hard to guard against, Chen Nan and Chen Bei, nicknamed Pipa Jing and Spider Jing, read When I was young, I was very naughty and mischievous. When the seven fairies bullied me, they were the ones who took the lead. One was noisy and clamoring like a pipa, and the other was stalking me like a spider."

Dai Wenhua smiled tenderly and said: "Xiao Xiang, since you have a deep hatred against them, then you should take revenge on them. Chen Nan and Chen Bei are my daughters. From now on, you can bully them however you want."

Zhang Han also smiled and said: "I learned from Sister Dai, Xiaoxiang, Qiao Rui is my daughter. Since she bullied you before, I promise you won't have any objection if you bully her in the future."

The five fairies headed by Zhang Lihong were all blushing with shame, which made Xiang Tianliang feel itchy. Among the five fairies, only Zhang Lihong had eaten. The other four should also be brought up for discussion. Here comes Cheng, there are so many delicate and tender flowers, we can’t let others pick them.

"Hey, Fox Jing, please show your attitude. From now on, your names will be named after Yuan Lai. Do you have any objections?"

Zhang Li blushed and said: "I, of course I have no objection, and there is also a little one, she also said she has no objection."

"Haha... That's enough, the names of the five of you are decided like this." Xiang Tianliang said happily.

Zhu Qin said to Tianliang: "Xiao Xiang, now it's time to talk about the names of Deputy Secretary Chen and the others."

Xiang Tianliang smiled and nodded, "Of course, of course."

Chen Meilan said hurriedly, "Xiao Xiang, it's okay to give me a name, but no explanation is needed."

Xiang Tianliang is very bad. When he talks about his name, he will definitely talk about the origin of his name, which is a bit "unpleasant".

Liu Qingqing smiled and said, "There has to be a source. I think we should explain it."

"Yes, tell me and listen." Zhu Qin agreed.

Xiang Tianliang smiled and said, "Let's talk about our Wang Siling first. Her name is Three and a Half Cun because her feet are very small. The ancients described women with small feet as three-inch golden lotus. But her feet are not as good as the ancients' feet, but they are better than yours. Her feet are too small, so I added half an inch to her, which is called three and a half inches. Cui Shuyao, her name is Cradle, her name has the character Yao next to the character Wang, and her code name is Cradle, Picking Hands Why do we call her a cradle? Because when she is pressed down by me, she always likes to rock, up and down, left and right, constantly rocking, rocking desperately, I feel like I am in a cradle, so , calling her cradle is the most appropriate."

After saying this, Wang Siling was fine, but Cui Shuyao was so embarrassed that she quickly turned away amidst everyone's laughter.

"Our sister Yang, Yang Biqiao, is called Hat. Look, there are a pair of big weapons on Sister Yang's chest. They are extremely huge, like two heads wearing hats, so I put them on Sister Yang is called a hat, just as Sister Yang herself said, a hat is just a hat, and a hat is also a necessity of life."

"Bah, you big bad guy, you did it," Yang Biqiao spat.

"Our sister Chen Meilan, her name is Youzi, is the Wendan produced here, because the pair of treasures on her chest look too much like a pair of grapefruits. Although they are not very big, they look very lovable and give people a sweet feeling. feeling.”

Chen Meilan blushed and said, "Xiaoxiang, stop clicking, stop clicking."

"Let's talk about Zhang Xiaoya, the new member of our Hundred Flowers Group. She is the senior sister of Sister Liu Qingqing. I named her Taozi. Haha... Taozi. The reason why it is called Taozi is because there is something on Sister Zhang. It's narrow on the outside and wide on the inside, and the opening looks like it has an elastic band on it, much like a condom. It's tight and extremely comfortable, so I named Sister Zhang a condom. It's so vivid."

Zhang Xiaoya cursed softly: "Smelly Xiaoxiang, can you also say these words?"

Liu Qingqing smiled and said: "Senior sister, there are no secrets in the Hundred Flowers Group, you have to adapt."

Zhang Xiaoya said: "Okay, what are your names? Let Xiaoxiang tell them so that everyone can listen."

"Haha... Sister Liu Liu Qingqing, nicknamed Cotton, because she seems to have no bones in her body. Pressing on it is like pressing on cotton. You can feel as comfortable as you want. She is so beautiful. Sister Li Li Yajuan, nicknamed Tieshu , as you know, Sister Li has not blossomed or bear fruit for twenty years. It is because of my hard work that she finally blossomed and bear fruit, and her belly is getting bigger day by day. This is Ye Nan, director of the Youth Affairs Department of the Municipal Party Committee Organization Department. , nicknamed Qiu Ling, why is it called Qiu Ling? That’s because there was an airport above it. It was through my own efforts that the altitude rose. I have contributed a lot to it. This is Bai, the director of the Finance Department of the Municipal Construction Bureau. Man, nicknamed White Tiger, haha, you all know what White Tiger means. She has nothing on it. It is unobstructed and has a good view. In addition, her surname is Bai. The name of White Tiger is so fucking awesome. It’s apt.”

Amid laughter, Ye Nan and Bai Man cursed in unison. If they hadn't been pregnant for several months, they would have "beat" Xiang Tianliang.

Xiang Tianliang smiled and said, "Let me make it clear that I am responsible for Sister Liu and Sister Li's belly. Sister Ye and Sister Bai's belly has nothing to do with me. It was all done by their husbands and has nothing to do with me."

These words were a bit hurtful. Ye Nan and Bai Man stood up and walked over. While cursing "heartless", they punched out with four fists and immediately suppressed Xiang Tianliang.

The women smiled and looked at them. None of them came forward to rescue them. Zhu Qin and Huang Ying even made room for Ye Nan and Bai Man to sit next to Xiang Tianliang.

After laughing, Liu Qingqing said: "At dawn, please continue."

"Haha, let me continue... This is Jiang Yuying, the president of Qinghe City Development Bank, nicknamed Dashan, why is it called Dashan? That's because she is the tallest and the biggest. To be honest, among all of you, she is the only one Locally speaking, Sister Jiang is definitely the number one and deserves to be proud of. This is Zhang Han, a doctor from the County People's Hospital, nicknamed Kuai Dao, because she is the number one doctor in Binhai County and has superb medical skills. She is also unambiguous in that regard and is very special. It's so fast and so crazy. This is Jia Huilan, a doctor from the County People's Hospital, nicknamed the Bottomless Pit, because our sister Jia's place seems to be a bit unfathomable and always seems to be full of dissatisfaction. This is Dai Wenhua, the owner of the North and South Tea Houses. No. Crazy Woman, because she is the most crazy, she can go crazy anytime, anywhere. This is Qiao Qiao, the manager of the North and South Tea Houses, nicknamed Trumpet, because her little mouth is so famous, she is simply a Rare treasure, if you have time, you must learn from her. This is Lin Xia, director of the teaching and research office of the County No. 1 Middle School, nicknamed the gun repairer. When I was in Qinghe City No. 1 Middle School, Sister Lin kicked my gun and broke it. ', so she agreed to help me repair the gun, and she would repair it for the rest of her life. Of course, I accepted it happily. This is Xia Liu, general manager of Binhai Branch of Cathay Kai Group Company, nicknamed Doctor Big, because she is the real Doctor. , and she is currently the only doctor in our Baihua Group, so she has to be called doctor. She has many tricks in that area, is good at learning, and can learn from others' strengths. She lives up to her name. This is Huang Ying, the general manager of Cathay Group Company, nicknamed the Singer. Why do we call her a singer? Because she likes to sing, and she sings very beautifully, especially when she is working on the bed, she sings very beautifully. Every time it is her personal concert, as a listener, I can only I'm so drunk. This one is Zhu Qin, the chairman of Cathay Group Company, nicknamed Bottle, haha... Sister Zhu's place is almost artificially created. The outside is like a bottleneck, very tight, but Once you enter, it will be a different world, a different world, and endless fun."

The women burst into laughter upon hearing this, and of course, during the laughter, Xiang Tianliang also received countless punches.

Xiang Tianliang enjoyed it happily, huddled up in a ball, lay on the sofa and let the "wind and rain" blow.

The sofas in a circle were also in disarray. Unknowingly, with Xiang Tianliang as the center, the women dragged the sofas to form a small circle. Except for the four big bellies who stepped aside, the women surrounded Xiang Tianliang.

Liu Qingqing, who was sitting outside, smiled and said, "Ask him, what is his nickname?"

"Yes, ask him what his name is." Li Yajuan also smiled.

Xiang Tianliang broke free from the encirclement, sat up and said, "My name is Sharpshooter, Sharpshooter."

"It doesn't sound good." Huang Yingjiao laughed.

"Yes, Xiao Xiang, please tell me the reason first, why he is called the sharpshooter." Dai Wenhua said with a smile.

Xiang Tianliang said happily: "This is because my shooting skills are fast and accurate. Even the two sharpshooters in Qinghe, Yu Zhonghao and Xiao Jiannan, are willing to defeat me."

Jiang Yuying said: "This has nothing to do with the Hundred Flowers Group."

Zhang Han smiled and said: "That's it, start another one, start another one."

Xiang Tianliang smiled evilly and explained: "I am a sharpshooter and have another meaning. You stinky bitches, I can shoot accurately every time. After you hit my first shot, you will obediently disarm and raise your hands. I am a sharpshooter." It truly lives up to its name.”

Dai Wenhua pinched Xiang Tianliang, "Gee, that's quite realistic."

Zhang Lihong said with a smile: "I suggest that Xiao Xiang should be called by his original nickname, which is more in line with the current actual situation."

Zhu Qin asked: "Xiao Zhang, what is Xiao Xiang's original name?"

Zhang Lihong looked at Xiang Tianliang and said, "Xiao Xiang, I have to say something."

Thinking of his original nickname, Xiang Tianliang smiled sheepishly.
Chapter completed!
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