Chapter 0724
Xiang Tianliang asked helplessly: "Aren't you going to ask me to go up to the sky to catch the moon or go down to the sea to catch turtles?"
"It's very simple. I heard that you can tell fortunes and read fortunes, and you are quite good at it, so we want you to guess who we are?" Chen Meilan said with a smile.
"Guessing people, how to guess?"
"Hehe... Let each of us touch you, and then you can guess."
It's a good thing to smile happily towards the sky. Being idle is idle, and it can also enhance your "feelings".
"This... this, it's easy for me, but, but..."
"But what?" Chen Meilan asked.
Xiang Tianliang smiled and said: "I'm not afraid of guessing incorrectly, but I'm afraid that you guys will cheat."
"Then what do you want?"
"I have three conditions." Xiang Tianliang stretched out three fingers on his right hand.
"The first one."
"To prevent you from cheating, I have to guess and verify each one."
"That's no problem. Let's talk about the second condition."
Xiang Tianliang smiled mischievously, "The second condition is...if I touch it, I'm afraid it won't come out. Can you, can you touch it a few more times?"
"Hehe...you are trying to do something bad again, aren't you?" Chen Meilan smiled softly.
"I am wronged. You laymen, you are asking me to touch bones to identify people. This is similar to touching bones to tell fortunes. But have you ever seen bones that only need to be touched to tell fortunes? Then you have to touch them seriously and carefully. , touch it repeatedly, touch it in all directions, touch it in a simple and profound way, in short, I can’t figure it out without touching it a few times.”
"Aren't you just causing trouble?"
"Anyway, I can't figure it out otherwise. I give up. I admit defeat. I'd rather go hungry."
After a pause, Chen Meilan said: "Well... that's okay, we promise you, you state the third condition."
"Is this the third condition? I would like to ask everyone, where is this touch...?"
"Then where do you want to touch?"
"This, haha... I suggest you touch it anywhere, okay?"
Dai Wenhua sighed, "Xiao Xiang, you have such a beautiful idea."
The room burst into laughter.
Xiang Tianliang said with a smile: "You are laughing all the time. You are ganging up on me to bully me. Can't I make some demands?"
"Giggle...your request is obviously not well-intentioned." Dai Wenhua said with a sweet smile.
"Haha...I've long been familiar with your insides and outs. I've seen them and eaten them before, so don't pretend to be embarrassed."
Xiang Tianliang's words immediately attracted a lot of scolding.
Dai Wenhua said softly: "Okay, we will promise you, Xiao Xiang, you have to guess correctly."
"How about you guess it?"
"You guessed it, there will be food to eat."
"So what if I can't guess?"
"Whatever you do to us, we will do to you."
"What did I do to you? I didn't do anything to you."
"Giggle...you have spanked our butts. If you are not sure, we will spank yours too."
When Xiang Tianliang heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "No problem, no problem, just spank my butt." He said in his heart that my butt is made of copper and cast iron, and for these stinky bitches, spanking is not like scratching an itch. .
Dai Wenhua shouted and asked everyone to sit down and not make any noise.
He grinned at Tianliang and rubbed his hands quickly, looking eager to try.
The room quickly became quiet.
A man came over gently.
She stopped in front of the sky and remained motionless.
Dai Wenhua shouted from a distance: "Xiao Xiang, let's start. Guess who is standing in front of you?"
Xiang Tianliang put away his smile and said seriously: "Don't be anxious. Today, I will show you my ability to identify people by touching bones. Ancient poems say that the bones of noble people are thin, round and long, and the bones have no muscles and are fragrant. The king's bones and his ministers should support each other, and there is no need to worry about having no place to feed the heaven. If the bones are thick, you will not have enough food and clothing. If you have no salary and position, you can't ask for it. Dragons and tigers don't have to fight against each other. Muscles and bones are entangled, and you have to worry about being humble... Bones are the basis of the human body. The frame is the best for the meat to attach to. The bones are upright and hard, and the joints are straight. The appearance of a person, to a certain extent, is the foundation of the human body, so the bones are the first priority. The human head, Bone bulges can be seen in the body, hands, and feet. The bones are convex and concave, steep and flat, thick and beautiful, full and flat, round and protruding. Generally speaking, bones should be round and beautiful and should not be thick and protruding. , it is better to be plump and avoid being dented, and when looking at bones, you cannot judge bones based on bones, but especially the coordination between bones and flesh. The relationship between bones and flesh can be compared to the relationship between yang and yin. Yin and yang must be balanced, and yin nourishes yang. , Yang supports yin, yin and yang complement each other to produce, grow, get rich, and gain wealth. In addition to the coordination of bones and flesh, the coordination of various parts is also very important. If the coordination is proper, the air will be pure and clear, like jade in the mountains. Pearls are hidden in rivers, so that we can receive the blessings from God. Therefore, although the head, body, hands, and feet all have good bones, the bones are not comprehensive. In terms of fame, wealth, honor and inferiority, the main thing is to look at the image of the skull. Inference, this means that the main method of bone physiognomy is mainly to look at the shape of the person's head, frontal bones, cheekbones and other parts. In addition to the basic nine extremely precious bone physiognomy, there are also bones on the head such as the longevity bones behind the ears. The Jade Tower bone on the ear controls wealth and wealth, the Tianzhu bone from the Yintang to the heaven governs official luck, the Fusang bone protruding from the temple, the Jincheng bone from the Yintang to the hairline, etc. also play an important role in life."
Chen Meilan smiled on the other side and said: "Mr. Xiang Da, we don't understand this. If you want to say something, just say more."
"Haha... listen carefully, the joints should be like gold and stone, raised and not horizontal, round but not thick; thin people should not expose their bones, and fat people should not expose their flesh; bones and flesh are dependent on each other, and Qi and blood should be in harmony with each other. , People with cold and shrunken bones will die early if they are not poor. To the left of the sun horn and to the right of the moon horn, there are upright bones, called Jincheng bones, which are responsible for the person's position as a high official. The bones in Yintang go up to heaven. It is called Tianzhu bone. The bones are from the heaven to the bottom. They are called rhinoceros bones. They govern the human body to the three male figures. There are bones on the face. The protruding ones are called zygomatic bones. They dominate power. The part where the zygomatic bones are connected to the ears is called Yuliang bones, which control the power. The length of life span, from the arm to the elbow, is called the keel, which symbolizes the king, and long is better; from the elbow to the wrist, it is called the tiger bone, which symbolizes the courtiers, and the short and thin is better. The bones should be raised and stretched, so they are hard. Upright, the joints are straight but not thick, and they have a firm appearance. The cheekbones all the way to the temples are called Yima bones. The bones above the left eye are called lunar bones. The bones above the right eye are called lunar bones. Bones that are at the same level as the ears. It is called the general bone, the round bone is called the dragon horn bone, the bones outside the two grooves are called the Chen Ao bone, and the two sides in the middle of the forehead are called the dragon horn bone. , Bones are yang, flesh is yin, if there is not much yang, yin will not be attached. If yin and yang are evenly divided, then the young will not be rich, but will be rich for life. If the bones are raised, they will be broken down. If the bones are exposed, there will be no wealth. If the bones are weak, there will be no wealth. , Live long but not happy, have bad bones, have poor nationality, have weak bones, be stupid and dirty, have cold bones, be poor, have a meager income, have round bones, be blessed, have isolated bones and have no relatives, wood-shaped people are skinny and appear... Blue and black, with thick bones at both ends, must be poor. Water-shaped people have sharp bones at both ends, indicating great wealth. Fire-shaped people have thick bones at both ends, and have no virtue and are poor and lowly like slaves. Earth-shaped people have large bones and thick skin, hard bones and flesh, and longevity. But not happy. If there is a spin in the corner of the head, you will be blessed in your later years. If the spin is in the forehead, you will be rich in your later years... In addition, those with high occipital bones will be wealthy, those with flat bones will be humble, and those with protruding sides of the skull will be smart. If a person is rich and has a nose as strong as a bamboo knot, he will lose his son; if he has a flat nose, he will be unfavorable to his wife; if he has high cheekbones, he will easily be in power, and the female will control his wife; if he has a flat nose, he will have no ruler; if he has a slanted jaw and neck bone, he will be mean and ruthless; and if he has a round throat bone, he will be unlucky. Those who are small will live a hundred years of leisure; those who are pointed and have a big life will work hard all their lives; those who have hollow ear bones will be smart, and those who are active will be arrogant; those whose skulls and chest and ribs are flat without convexity will live a happy life; those whose hip bones are rounded will be precious and long-lasting; those who are sunken Lifelong poverty and lowliness, those with long finger bones are smart, those with thick and short bones are stupid, those with fine arm bones are strong, those with thin bones are weak, those with thin foot bones are hardworking, and those with thick bones are at ease..."
Dai Wenhua listened impatiently, "Hey, Xiao Xiang, can you please stop blabbering? Guess who is standing in front of you?"
"You bitch, why are you panicking?" Xiang Tianliang said with a smile.
"Giggle...if you can't guess it, just give up." Dai Wenhua smiled coquettishly.
"Haha...then, I'm not polite." Xiang Tianliang was happy, reaching out to pull the person in front of him onto his knees, and groping with his hands randomly, "Let me guess...guess...this stinky Ladies, there is a cat bone on your head. The book says that this bone is really generous when you are born. You will make money from east to west and come back to the north and south. You will come back after all your wealth is gone. You will not feel sorry for yourself when you are old. Haha... If my guess is correct, this This beauty is Zhu Qin, the chairman of Cathay Pacific Group Co., Ltd.
Zhu Qin smiled and said: "Little rascal, you guessed it right."
"What do you mean, if it's right, it's right." Xiang Tianliang smiled proudly, hugged Zhu Qin and kissed her a few times.
"Xiao Xiang, what did you say just now? This person is born so generous. He makes money from east to west and is scattered north and south. He comes back after all his wealth is gone. He doesn't feel sorry for himself in old age. Doesn't that sound good?" Zhu Qin asked.
Xiang Tianliang smiled and said: "You don't understand this. You are born so generous. Isn't this exactly your character? You will come back after all your wealth is gone. You will not feel sorry for yourself when you are old. That is to say. , when you get old, if I take care of you, you will never be lonely."
"Chichi...you have such a sweet mouth, is it true?"
"Of course, definitely."
"I mean, will you really take care of me when I'm old?"
"yes."
"You don't have any jokes?"
"It's a deal."
Zhu Qin smiled and left Xiang Tianliang's arms and sat next to him, "Then I can rest assured. From now on, Cathay Pacific Group Company will be handed over to you. I'm not afraid if you destroy it all."
"Haha, I don't dare to do this. I want to be an official now. When I no longer want to be an official, I will go to work at Cathay Pacific Group Company. Then you will all be my employees."
"Okay, I'll wait." Zhu Qin smiled.
Chapter completed!