Chapter 1569 Shotgun Change (Part 2)
() Replacing shotgun with cannon, Xiang Tianliang was stunned. He didn’t know what Xie Yingxin wanted to express.
However, when he saw Xie Yingxin's face flushed, his eyes filled with water, his peaks trembling, and his breathing rapid, Xiang Tianliang suddenly remembered an "allusion".
This "allusion" comes from Xie Yingxin's husband Luo Zhengxin.
It turns out that Luo Zhengxin has a little-known nickname, Shotgun, which was given to him by Chen Letian, the current chairman of the CPPCC.
Luo Zhengxin is 1.70 meters tall, with a thick waist and wide body, a big belly, and a weight of nearly 200 kilograms. However, he has an unspeakable weakness, that is, the "thing" is very thin. Once, he was participating in the maintenance of a coastal reservoir. At that time, Chen Letian saw him swimming in the water. Chen Letian laughed and called Luo Zhengxin's "thing" a shotgun.
Shotgun is shotgun, but after all, it is people's privacy, and it is only a small-scale legend. Not many people know that Luo Zhengxin also has the nickname Shotgun.
Don't underestimate Luo Zhengxin's shotgun. He was almost forty years old at the time, and he was able to "hit" Xie Yingxin, a young girl in her early twenties, which shows that she still has some ability.
Xiang Tianliang knew Luo Zhengxin's nickname because when Luo Zhengxin and Chen Letian parted ways, Chen Letian called Luo Zhengxin a shotgun in front of Xiang Tianliang, and Xiang Tianliang remembered it.
One side is a fat man, the other side is a shotgun, just thinking about it can make people laugh to death.
When Xie Yingxin said the word "shotgun", Xiang Tianliang burst into laughter.
It is conceivable that as the waistline continues to increase, Luo Zhengxin's shotgun will not become thinner, but it will definitely become relatively shorter. I am afraid that the shotgun has long become a short gun.
No wonder Xie Yingxin is impatient. For a woman of her age, gentle breeze and drizzle can't solve the problem at all. What she needs is a storm. With Luo Zhengxin's physical strength and his aging shotgun, she can deal with Xie Yingxin. It is a B2 made by Hanyang with an old sleeve. The bombers are out of reach, like a mud cow thrown into the sea, as if they are nothing.
The sun has set for Old Man and Young Wife, Luo Zhengxin, and Xie Yingxin is still in the scorching sun. People in the two time periods cannot sing "Duo Renzhuan" well.
Xie Yingxin's eyes were about to burst into flames, because the place she was staring at was "there" towards the dawn, which was the cannon she just mentioned.
Xiang Tianliang: "Haha...sister-in-law, what does it mean to replace a shotgun with a cannon?"
Xie Yingxin: "You, do you still want to squeeze on me?"
Xiang Tianliang: "No, no, no, I'm serious, I'm not kidding."
Xie Yingxin: "You should know who Shotgun is."
Xiang Tianliang: "Lao Luo."
Xie Yingxin: "Yeah."
Xiang Tianliang: "I heard Chen Letian mention it. If you didn't tell me, I wouldn't be able to remember it. Lao Luo is really like a shotgun."
Xie Yingxin: "Yeah."
Xiang Tianliang: "It can be imagined that the shotgun is inversely proportional to the body, and it should be a short gun now."
Xie Yingxin: "Yeah."
Xiang Tianliang: "Don't keep saying yes. I hate women being coy."
Xie Yingxin: "Anyway...it seems to be gone anyway, it couldn't be any shorter."
Xiang Tianliang: "The sorrow of a fat man, the pity of a woman."
Xie Yingxin: "Don't laugh at me."
Xiang Tianliang: "I'm not laughing at you. I used to poke holes with thin bamboo poles. I only cared about this side but not that side."
Xie Yingxin: "Yes, yes."
Xiang Tianliang: "Now we are shooting at an eagle with a short spear. We can see but cannot reach."
Xie Yingxin: "Yes, yes."
Xiang Tianliang: "Lao Luo is actually old and has more ambition than strength, but he refuses to accept old age, just like what he pursues in his official career."
Xie Yingxin: "That's right, with his ability, he will be lucky enough to retire at the senior level in the future."
Xiang Tianliang: "However, it is not easy for Lao Luo. He is qualified to have everything now."
Xie Yingxin: "I know this. He has given me a lot. I will not leave him."
Xiang Tianliang: "Hmm... So, sister-in-law, when you talk about replacing a shotgun with a cannon, who does this cannon refer to?"
Xie Yingxin: "You...you asked knowingly."
Xiang Tianliang: "Me."
Xie Yingxin: "Yeah."
Xiang Tianliang: "No."
Xie Yingxin: "Lao Luo said it."
Xiang Tianliang: "Oh..."
Xie Yingxin: "He said, he said... compared with yours, yours is a big cannon, a heavy cannon, super."
Xiang Tianliang: "Haha, this Fatty Luo, how can he say this to his wife?"
Xie Yingxin: "I think so. I think so too."
Xiang Tianliang: "Sister-in-law, I don't understand why you set me as your target."
Xie Yingxin: "Well... First, you have the strength in that area."
Xiang Tianliang: "Haha, I'm very confident about this."
Xie Yingxin: "Two, you can provide for me until I don't need it."
Xiang Tianliang: "Sister-in-law's little abacus is pretty good."
Xie Yingxin: "Three, you are unlikely to refuse, because I can help you with things."
Xiang Tianliang: "For example."
Xie Yingxin: "I'll help you better control Lao Luo. Once you control Lao Luo, you will have an information network that extends in all directions."
Xiang Tianliang: "Oh, this example is quite convincing."
Xie Yingxin: "Four, you won't make excessive demands on me."
Xiang Tianliang: "How can we explain this?"
Xie Yingxin: "You are powerful, and you are not short of money or women. One more of me is not more, and one less of me is not more. You will not destroy my family."
Xiang Tianliang: "Sister-in-law, your wishful thinking is really loud."
Xie Yingxin: "Five, it's safest to find you."
Xiang Tianliang: "Haha... Really."
Xie Yingxin: "Most people don't dare to do anything to you."
Xiang Tianliang: "Is there more?"
Xie Yingxin: "With these five things, it's natural that you are the one."
Xiang Tianliang: "But Lao Luo is my friend and my friend's wife. You can't be bullied."
Xie Yingxin: "He is half-hearted, do you still think of him as a friend?"
Xiang Tianliang: "Yes, before he fell out publicly, he was still my friend. Even if he fell out, I still think Lao Luo is a friend."
Xie Yingxin: "Humph, that's beautifully said."
Xiang Tianliang: "It's up to you whether you believe it or not."
Xie Yingxin: "Do you know the most popular saying about friends now?"
Xiang Tianliang: "What's the explanation?"
Xie Yingxin: "Friends are meant to be betrayed."
Xiang Tianliang: "I have really heard of this statement."
Xie Yingxin: "Also...Also, my friend's wife, feel free to ride, but if you don't, it's for nothing."
Xiang Tianliang: "Haha...sister-in-law, is this really true?"
Xie Yingxin: "Yes, it is now."
Xiang Tianliang: "Sister-in-law, this is not okay. Lao Luo can be sorry for me, but I can't be sorry for him."
Xie Yingxin: "Is this really the case?"
Xiang Tianliang: "Besides, in fact, Lao Luo has nothing to apologize to me for."
Xie Yingxin: "You are stupid, are you really like this?"
Xiang Tianliang: "I believe Lao Luo, he will not do anything sorry to me."
Xie Yingxin: "Okay, come with me and I'll show you something."
Xiang Tianliang: "What is it?"
Chapter completed!