Chapter 1046 : Chapter 388 Take a gun and kill you
If it weren't for Cai Qin's serious expression, Lu Junbao could hardly help but laugh!
It doesn't matter if you take this story as just a story, but if you take it seriously, it would be funny. In fact, Lu Junbao really took Cai Qin's words as a story, even though Cai Qin was very serious.
Cai Qin bit her lip and stared at Lu Junbao without saying anything, but she was obviously angry!
Lu Junbao softened immediately and quickly raised his hands and said: "Okay, okay, Caiqin, I surrender, you want me to practice this boxing formula, right? Ok, okay, I will practice, I will practice, I will practice how I want!"
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This kind of nonsense book, just follow it and practice it yourself. As long as Caiqin doesn't get angry, it's probably impossible to practice the chaotic energy. She shouldn't be angry anymore. This can't be forced. [
Caiqin then turned from anger to happiness, but still glared and said: "This is my father's relic. Even if it is fake, you should do it to be worthy of him!"
Lu Junbao nodded and said: "Yes, the deceased is the greatest. Besides, he is my father-in-law. He gave me such a beautiful daughter like you for nothing. It is natural that I should do my best for him!"
Finally, he looked at Caiqin and added: "Caiqin, you look so good when you are angry!"
"You're a nymphomaniac!"
Caiqin scolded, then took out the wax balls from the box, and crushed them with a gentle squeeze. Inside was a white pearl-like thing not much bigger than a soybean. When it was squeezed out, there was a very strong smell.
The fragrance spreads out, and you feel refreshed and refreshed as soon as you smell it.
Lu Junbao suddenly felt that no matter whether this thing was really effective or fake, the fragrance smelled really good!
Caiqin handed the pearl-like object to Lu Junbao and said with a half-smile: "Junbao, take this pill!"
Looking at Caiqin's sparkling eyes and invincible sweet smile, Lu Junbao felt warm in his heart. He shook her white and tender hand, then took the pill, threw it into his mouth without hesitation, and
Foaming at the mouth, he swallowed it.
"Caiqin, okay, I'll practice my father-in-law's Chaos Energy, and then make a lot of money..."
Although he said this, Lu Junbao was thinking in his heart that he would just play black boxing for the time being and then see if he could find other opportunities. As long as he could make money, he couldn't make Cai Qin suffer.
What kind of role is Caiqin? Of course she knew what Lu Junbao was thinking, but her face was pure and innocent. She stepped away, then sat down, holding her cheeks and looking at Lu Junbao.
Originally, he wanted to talk to Cai Qin again, but as soon as Lu Junbao swallowed the pill, he suddenly felt like a fire in his stomach. He snorted and held his stomach to hold it back. If he screamed, Cai Qin would
Qin must be worried.
Maybe the medicine Cai Qin gave her has expired? God knows it was something that her father-in-law had saved for many years. I heard Cai Qin say it before, but it took her father decades to collect it.
The pill was refined in just one day or two based on that sentence.
And the things sold now, including food and drink, probably have a shelf life of no more than one year, right?
Forget it, at most it was just a matter of diarrhea. Seeing Cai Qin's hopeful expression, Lu Junbao really didn't want to disappoint her.
However, my stomach felt like fire, but it was not a stomachache. Then the fire seemed to be alive, moving in my body. First it burrowed in my stomach, then ran to my feet, and finally ran away again.
into the brain.
This surprised and confused Lu Junbao, until the fire-like breath rushed into his head and stopped. Lu Junbao pondered, not knowing what was going on, but he still estimated that it was probably related to Cai Cai.
It has something to do with the pill Qin gave him.
Does that pill really have the effect of "instant miracle"?
No matter how I think about it, I find this a bit bizarre and unimaginable.[
"Jun Bao, how are you? Do you feel like there is a fire-like breath in your body?"
Seeing Lu Junbao's surprised and doubtful expression, Cai Qin added: "Don't be surprised, don't be surprised, that is the initial stage of chaos energy. If you have this phenomenon, it means you already have chaos energy. Well, let's take a look.
In the palm of your left hand..."
"Palm of your hand?"
Lu Junbao became more and more strange. He stretched out his left hand and opened his palm upward in front of Cai Qin. What was strange was that in the center of the palm of his left hand, there was a black spot as big as a soybean, like a mole.
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But Lu Junbao knew very well that there was no mole on his hand. Although he had lost his memory, the feeling of this physical feature was very clear. He pondered for a moment and then asked: "Caiqin, why did you get a mole?
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Caiqin nodded and said: "That's right. My dad said back then that the Chaos Yuan Qi contains the most evil spiritual energy in the world. It was absorbed by the Chaos Beast and turned into a Seed of Doom. This Seed of Doom, you can't compete with anyone."
Sometimes, if you want to knock the opponent down, you just need to make a fist with your left hand, and then think about what kind of misfortune your opponent will suffer. Finally, stretch your palm towards this person, and then he will suffer the misfortune you think of.
Got it!"
"Ha ha……"
At this time, Lu Junbao really couldn't help laughing. Isn't this too whimsical? If this is true, then he is really dreaming, right?
Caiqin said calmly: "Junbao, don't laugh. I don't know if it's true or not, but your father told me so when he was still alive. Why don't you go out on the street and try it?"
"OK!"
Lu Junbao did not hesitate. Since it was Cai Qin who asked him to practice this, even if he knew it was a joke, he would still cooperate with her to entertain her and make her happy.
"etc……"
Caiqin stretched out her hand to hold him again, pointed in the direction of the balcony and said, "Junbao, there's no need to go to the street, just stay on the balcony of our house. If you want to kill or maim people on the street, then that's okay.
It’s too arrogant, we live on the fifth floor, it’s so high and so far away, no matter what you do, even though you’re so far away, no one will know!”
This makes sense, but Lu Junbao sounds a little weird. How could such a beautiful person like Cai Qin blurt out such cruel words as "kill and maim people"?
The balcony is not wide, with a length of more than two meters and a width of less than one meter, which is not enough for drying clothes and large items such as sheets.
Caiqin pulled Lu Junbao to the balcony. There was no clothes to dry on the balcony. Standing here, you could clearly see the street downstairs.
This is not the main road, but an old street that is a bit out of the way. There are no motor vehicles on the street because the street is narrow. There are only bicycles, motorcycles, tricycles and motorcycles, but there are a lot of pedestrians.
Lu Junbao looked at the passing pedestrians and vehicles below, and then looked at Cai Qin, who had a very serious expression. He couldn't help but smile again, pinched the palm of his left hand into a fist, and then looked downstairs.
Even if he believed in his heart that this was a joke, Lu Junbao didn't want to maim anyone to death. The people walking in the street downstairs were men, women, old and young. When he saw the old and young, Lu Junbao felt that he was doing something fundamental.
It's an impossible joke, but I don't want to try it on an honest person.
"Well, the young man in the red jacket is pretty good, let him fall down!"
After watching for a long time, Lu Junbao finally saw a well-dressed person. When walking, his eyes swayed from side to side, staring at women passing by. He could tell at a glance that he was a gangster. He wanted to punish such a person without Cai Qin's persuasion.
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"It's just a fall. Isn't it too gentle?" Caiqin frowned slightly and said lightly.[
Lu Junbao smiled and opened his left palm towards the young man. He didn't even think about it silently in his head, but said it directly in his mouth: "Fuck a dog and eat its shit, boy!"
He was ready to look at Cai Qin's useless expression again, knowing that this was a fantasy joke, so after Lu Junbao finished making gestures, he didn't look at the person downstairs at all, but looked at Cai Qin with a smile on his face.
See what her face looks like when she sees that it has no effect.
But at this moment, Lu Junbao suddenly heard a shout of "Ouch" coming from downstairs. He was startled, and immediately looked downstairs again. But at this glance, he couldn't help but feel stunned!
On the street downstairs, the young man he was joking about was lying on the ground, covering his mouth and whining in pain!
Blood leaked from the fingers covering his mouth. He was obviously injured. However, Lu Junbao did not see how he fell to the ground injured. However, in such a short period of time, there were no vehicles facing him in front or behind him.
, how did he get injured and fall to the ground?
Lu Junbao was stunned for a long time, until he saw the man getting up, taking out a tissue from his pocket and wiping the blood on his mouth, while muttering: "Damn, what kind of bird path is this? I fell so hard.
A fall!"
From what he said, it seemed that he had fallen down. If someone else had touched him, how could he let the person who touched him go?
After Lu Junbao was stunned for a moment, he suddenly remembered what he had just done. Could it be...
When he thought of this, Lu Junbao suddenly raised his head and looked at Cai Qin.
Caiqin spread her hands and said calmly: "My dad told me that bad luck seeds can bring bad luck to people. I've told you how to use them, but I don't know if they really have that effect!
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Lu Junbao was shocked and doubtful for a moment. He thought for a while. If he wanted to prove it, he could only try it a few more times. Only by proving it in person and seeing it with his own eyes could he be sure whether it was true or false!
Hesitating, Lu Junbao clenched his left hand into a fist again, and then faced the man. This time, he no longer said the curse, but said in his heart: Come and shit on this man's head!
Because humans are lucky, but animals are basically uncontrollable, especially birds. In cities, birds are far away from humans. Like this street, if you want to see a bird in normal times, then
It is extremely difficult, as there are no birds to stop at these places.
Since there are no birds, where does bird poop come from?
Lu Junbao thought, the more impossible the situation happens, the more proof it can be.
With this thought in his mind, he suddenly opened his left hand towards the man downstairs.
I don’t know what happened. It is basically impossible for birds to fly in this kind of streets and alleys. But it was such a coincidence that as soon as Lu Junbao thought about it, a pigeon actually flew over the man’s head.
It stopped on the wire, and by chance, its tail was raised, and it dropped a few drops of bird droppings.
The man below threw away the tissue that wiped the blood from his mouth, cursed and was about to leave. Suddenly, he felt a cold on the top of his head, as if two drops of rain had fallen. He immediately reached out to touch it, then looked up again, thinking...
Is it going to rain?
But when I looked up, the sun was rising in the east and the red light was shining on my face. How could there be rain?
When I held my hand in front of me, I saw a foul smell reaching my nose. It was white and thin, but it turned out to be bird droppings!
The man couldn't help but get so angry that he quickly wiped the bird droppings off the wall nearby, wiped it on his head several times, looked up at the bird on the wire and shouted: "I'll shoot you with a shotgun!"
Chapter completed!