Don't miss it when you pass by. It's absolutely hilarious classic quotes, exclusively dedicated to Class X, Grade 2. You can watch it, but don't copy it, otherwise I will destroy you on behalf of Lianer~~~

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That day, two people failed to complete their homework and were physically punished by their class teacher - Teacher Wang:

Teacher Wang: You guys will bring a chair for me tomorrow to do homework. I will burn you to death next time there will be sunshine.

The next day was cloudy and there was no sun:

Teacher Wang: You squat outside tomorrow to write for me. I don’t believe there is no sun, I will burn you to death.

The class bell rang, and someone was still filling the water:

Teacher Wang: What are you doing

Xiaoz: Filling water, I just took physical education class and I was thirsty.

Teacher Wang: I am responsible for your thirst. Why don’t you go to the bathroom to eat when you are over?

When math problems are used, the whole class will hardly know:

Teacher Wang, this is called knowing it is not difficult, not knowing it.

The lecture is too slow, resulting in delaying the class:

Teacher Wang: Do you want to end the get out of class, right?

Everyone looked at the teacher with a 'original' look

Teacher Wang: Okay, I also know (speechlessly turned around) @#￥%…amp;* (continue to lecture)

That time, most people in the class did a simple question wrong, resulting in the whole question being wrong.

Teacher Wang (angry): You wrote this question wrongly and wrote the word "Wang" upside down.

Xiaoz (who said innocently) The word "Wang" is still the king.

Everyone laughs

Teacher Wang: (even more angry) Then I can write the three words Wang xx upside down!

In class that day, Xiaoz smiled for some reason and was discovered by Teacher Wang:

Xiaoz: I just smiled

Teacher Wang: Smile

Xiaoz did something wrong sadly and was physically punished by Teacher Wang.

Teacher Wang: I like to punish you for squatting. Just take care of your stinky mouth... It smells as smelly as if you had eaten xx.

Before the midterm exam, Teacher Wang arranged seats:

Teacher Wang: Which exam room is the first...

Xiaoz: (Anxious) No... (I don't want to ask this question)

Teacher Wang (talking to himself): Why did I teach you these retarded people

In class that day:

Teacher Wang: Farting, it doesn’t take civility to talk to you at all.

In social class, the teacher talks about history again:

Teacher Zhang: ...The ‘before’ of ‘BC’ cannot be omitted.

Xiaoz: Of course, money cannot be omitted.

After the physical education class, several people turned on the electric fans:

Teacher Wang: Aren’t you hotter than me? I’m fatter than you, why don’t I die of heat?

Xiao h: You have died long ago.

Xiaoz has always made Teacher Wang angry recently:

Teacher Wang: Farting, you know what the hell is!

The midterm exam was not ideal, and the teachers were very angry:

Teacher Wang: You are really getting back to life. I am speechless to you.

Teacher Wang: I won’t even know such a simple problem. I’ll kill you by buying a piece of tofu... I’ll give you money if I don’t have money.

Teacher Pan: I have such a simple test paper so bad, I really don’t know what you do or what you eat to grow up.

That evening self-study, Xiao x was very happy

Teacher Wang: Why are you laughing at me? I’m picking up money.

Little x covers his face

Teacher Chen is very gentle, and the students in the class are not afraid of her:

Teacher Chen: Today's homework is done in the second half of the test paper (tidy up the things and prepare to leave)

Xiaoz: Teacher, people can leave, two answers are left.

Teacher Wang has been cursing people recently:

Teacher Wang (after scolding people): Why did I give birth to you beasts?

Everyone:......

Teacher Wang often hears reports:

Teacher Wang (after hearing the report): Xiaoz, you squat down to do your homework for me.

Xiaoz (big hunk): Why? I did nothing wrong.

Teacher Wang: I love to let you squat? This is called "no use if you have the right, expire or invalid."

Due to the high school entrance examination, some Chinese test papers were not given:

Teacher Chen: Find out the test paper (15).

Xiao x: Teacher, I found it (five), (10) but can’t find it.

Because Teacher Wang’s lectures are fast and his pronunciation is inaccurate, some people cannot understand:

Teacher Wang: I can’t understand this. Chinese is too idiotic and mentally retarded... Isn’t this question just drawing? It took three minutes to go up the pe (slope) and two minutes to go down the pe (slope)...

There is an extra teaching stick in the classroom:

Teacher Wang: (Raise the stick and put it down) I don’t even want to hit you when I see you like an idiot.

During evening study time, correcting homework, there was a little noisy in the classroom:

Teacher Wang: (Not loud) You idiot

Xiaoz (an innocent look): I didn’t eat anything!

The teacher always said that our class was noisy, but this time, our class was quiet:

Teacher Wang: Is this question xxx correct?

Everyone (silence):...

Teacher Wang: Are you deaf or mute? You can’t hear me? @#￥%…amp;*(Criticize)

In the Chinese textbook, there is a text about cats:

Teacher Chen: If you were a white cat, what would you say?

Xiaoz: A tiger doesn’t show its power, you think I’m hellokitty!

Xiaom: Meow~

We are boarders, so we hardly bring much money. That day the teacher asked us to bring magazine money:

Teacher Chen: I don’t have money.

Xiaoz: Teacher, please get the salary card and you will be spared.

During evening self-study, Teacher Chen came to manage it unexpectedly:

Teacher Chen: Shut up

Everyone: Teacher, there is someone outside.

Xiao c: Foreigner!

Teacher Chen went up to beat someone without saying a word.

Our class is also talented:

The first couplet (from xxx): If you don’t speak, no one will regard you as a dumb.

The second couplet (from Xiaom): As soon as you speak, I will treat you as a mute.

The first couplet (from xxx): Friends’ wives, don’t be deceived.

The second couplet (from Xiao h): Friends, husband, cannot be corrupt.
To be continued...