Chapter 129 No, I will act

Looking at the people in front of me...

A wave of memories flooded into Shen Haofeng's mind. His name was still Shen Haofeng, and he was an ordinary member of a breakup team.

Is this "The Breakup Master"?

To be honest, this movie is really embarrassing. When I watched "Three Guns", the national teacher told the audience that it turns out that sketches can also be called movies.

So this "The Breakup Master" is probably intended to tell the audience that a company annual meeting can also be called a movie.

I especially remember that when this movie had a box office of 600 million, there was a saying in the world that to destroy the Deng Dynasty, just one Yu Baimei was enough.

But for Shen Haofeng, I don’t care whether it’s embarrassing or not. I just like the heroine. Especially after watching Da Mi Mi’s New Year’s Eve performance, Shen Haofeng was really impressed by the dynamic light waves on the stage. Shocked.

"Haofeng, we're in a meeting, why are you so dazed?"

Hearing the sound, Shen Haofeng quickly came to his senses. There were four people sitting in front of him, and the one sitting in the middle was Mei Yuangui.

The woman next to him is named Lulu.

The fat man is Lao Hei.

The one wearing a cuckold is Pai Gu.

Including him, they are all members of their breakup team.

Of course, there is no need for ordinary people to go through such trouble when breaking up. Their clients often have status and status, and they don’t want to be known as playing with their feelings, so they want a “reasonable” breakup.

"Okay, I've finished what I want to say. Let's do this for now. When we gather together, we will be like a ball of fire. When we are scattered, we will be filled with stars. We will gather again when we are alive. Let's disperse first. Haofeng, it is such an important thing to have a meeting. He's actually in a daze, please stay here for a while." Mei Yuangui said.

Pai Gu patted Shen Haofeng on the shoulder and gave him a wishing look.

Shen Haofeng slapped off his dirty hands.

Not a single fragment appeared on these three people, unlike Mei Yuangui not far away, who was so bright that he almost glowed. Being left alone was exactly what Shen Haofeng wanted.

After Paigu and the others left, Shen Haofeng opened his arms and said to Mei Yuangui: "Brother Gui, I haven't seen you for a few days. Let me give you a hug first. I'm really not in a daze. How could I be in a daze for such an important meeting..."

"Pick up [Basketball Mastery] fragments*1 (1/1). The number of fragments has been collected and can be activated."

"Pick up the [Figure Skating Mastery] fragment*1 (1/1). The number of fragments has been collected and can be activated."

"Pick up [Acting Mastery] fragments*1 (1/1). The number of fragments has been collected and can be activated."

"Pick up [Swimming Mastery] fragments*1 (1/1). The number of fragments has been collected and can be activated."

this…

It's all just one piece, so the quality of the skills is worrisome.

Considering that Mei Yuangui seems to know a little bit about everything in the movie, but is not that proficient at it, that is, at the level of fooling a layman, Shen Haofeng thinks it is quite normal.

Better than nothing?

Activate all.

"Okay, okay." Mei Yuangui pushed him away and said, "I have other things to keep you here."

Other things?

Shen Haofeng looked "confused".

He put his newly activated third-rate acting skills to use.

Mei Yuangui didn't pay attention to his expression and asked: "Are you free next week?"

Shen Haofeng nodded.

"Follow me on a trip abroad, and the destination is Mauritius." Mei Yuangui said.

It turned out that they were all excuses for leaving him alone and criticizing him for being distracted during the meeting. This guy just thought that the trip to Mauritius was easy and he just wanted to monopolize the commission.

Oh, not by myself, but with the newcomer Shen Haofeng.

As a newcomer, just give me a little and let it go.

As soon as he heard about Mauritius, Shen Haofeng knew that the plot was about to begin, but he pretended to be confused and said: "Brother, why did you go to Mauritius?"

"A writer asked me to help him break up with his girlfriend. He had deliberately made her angry in advance, and his girlfriend planned to go to Mauritius for a relaxing vacation. I was going to implement the breakup plan there," Mei Yuangui said.

Let’s just talk about writers. Anyway, there are so many writers in China. There are eight to nine million registered at Qidian alone. Mei Yuangui is not afraid of Shen Haofeng knowing anything in advance.

"Brother, can you tell me what the plan is first, so that I can prepare in advance."

Mei Yuangui replied: "I haven't thought about it yet. You happen to be here too. Let's discuss it. What do you think?"

I don't.

"Forget it, let's make it simple, let her fall in love with me, and then break up with that writer." Mei Yuangui said: "In such a romantic place by the sea, her boyfriend is not around, and there is a man who is better than her boyfriend to talk to her. , take advantage of the opportunity...perfect."

Shen Haofeng had no objection to this plan, but he thought that the woman who was broken up with was Xiaozhuang, and he felt that the person who took advantage of the situation should be changed.

Even with Shen Haofeng's pickiness, there is almost nothing wrong with Xiaozhuang's appearance and figure. His appearance is very good, and although his chest is not as proud as Hongling's, it is far superior to You Jingwen's and can be controlled with one hand. model of.

Her waist is slender enough, her hips are very straight, and her beautiful legs are white, long and slender. This is one of the best explanations on the Internet that our ancestors went to the Western Regions not just for raisins.

"Brother Gui, in what capacity do you plan to approach her?"

"Of course it is a writer, a big writer, who is more successful than the client and whose works are more popular, to attract her attention." Mei Yuangui said eloquently.

This is not the same as in the movie.

Shen Haofeng said: "Brother Gui, you already said that her boyfriend made her angry, and he is also a writer. If she hates her so much, you may not even have the chance to get close to her."

"It seems to make sense." Mei Yuangui thought for a while and said: "Then change it to a rich man, a young, handsome, good-looking and considerate rich man?"

While speaking, he also puffed out his chest towards Shen Haofeng and lightly showed his hand.

Shen Haofeng: "..."

"Since she has found a writer as her boyfriend, she may be more artistic at heart, and a rich man alone may not be attractive enough." Shen Haofeng frowned.

"This won't work, that won't work either. What do you think?" Mei Yuangui asked: "Besides, not every writer writes something literary and artistic. Haven't you read "The Wasted City"?"

"Isn't it...artistic?"

"..."

Thinking of the clips in the movie, Shen Haofeng tried: "Brother, why don't we pretend to be the king?"

"Ah?" Mei Yuangui was stunned for a moment and said speechlessly: "Your idea is indeed quite bold and unconventional, but tell me, this is a republic, where does the king come from?"

Shen Haofeng, who has watched movies, knows that many things cannot be judged using common sense.

Otherwise, a girl won't think that the water heater is broken and you ask her to plug it in and try it out, and she will conclude that you don't love her.

"Brother, this is the truth, but many girls' geographical knowledge, just like they think that Ceroticca Orb is called Ultraman, cannot distinguish between these." Shen Haofeng said.

Thinking of his fear of being dominated by his lipstick slogan, Mei Yuangui solemnly nodded and said, "You're right."

After finishing the sentence, Mei Yuangui said: "But I have never played the role of a king, how should I act?"

"Brother, it's not you who plays the role, it's me who plays the role." Shen Haofeng finally showed his "fangs".

"You act?"

Shen Haofeng said in a persuasive manner: "Brother, playing the king is just a small thing. In order to make her believe it, someone needs to coordinate everything behind the scenes. In contrast, I can only do the small thing of playing the king. The important task still needs to be done." Leave it to you."

Mei Yuangui was convinced by the words of heavy responsibility, strong ability and strategizing.

Set off.

Gray Island, Mauritius.

"The other party will arrive in two days. We have to prepare everything before then." Mei Yuangui, who received the news, said to Shen Haofeng.

Xiaozhuang used her boyfriend's account to book the flight, so the other party knew her itinerary well. She probably did this to let the other party know where she was so that he could chase her and apologize.

But what she didn't know was that the other party actually found a breakup master and wanted to take this opportunity to break up with her.

It's so pitiful.

Shen Haofeng, who has always been soft-hearted, planned to give her a new relationship to make up for the hurt in her heart, huh.

"No problem, brother, whatever you need me to do, just ask me." Shen Haofeng said cheerfully.

"Try on makeup first."

"good."

Although Shen Haofeng's appearance is incredible, even after putting on makeup, he felt a little uncontrollable. First, his whole body was painted black with a special material, and he wore a self-curled wig, eyebrows, and eyelashes. After processing, the most important thing is that the lips are doubled in thickness and look extremely plump.

He was wearing only a pair of underwear, and a piece of red cloth was wrapped around his waist to cover it up.

There was no such piece of red cloth at first, but after seeing the effect, Mei Yuangui asked the costume designer to add another piece of red cloth with extremely complicated emotions.

It's too scary, too revealing, and makes people envious, jealous, and hateful.

But even if it was covered with cloth, Mei Yuangui looked at Shen Haofeng's exposed figure and couldn't help but sigh: "Is your figure really something that anyone can have?"

Looking at the muscle lines on Shen Haofeng's body, the bulging biceps, abdominal muscles, and mermaid lines... Mei Yuangui felt that it was even more perfect than a sculpture.

Shen Haofeng said in a low-key manner: "I usually prefer fitness."
To be continued...