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Chapter 0865

Just as Li Rui was about to raise his glass, Tang Shi suddenly smiled and said, "Sister Qinglian, it must be a name for toasting. What is your glass of wine toast? Is it a person or a matter?"

She is standing up for Ye Bingling.

Chen Qinglian smiled slightly and said, "I respect people and things."

"What do you say about respecting others and what do you say about respecting things?" Tang Shi asked.

Chen Qinglian said: "Respect for others is the talent of respecting Li Rui. He is the most talented person I know. When I met him, I taught me a lot of things. Respect for things is to thank him and bring me from my previous life.

Liberated, otherwise I might still live mediocrely and never know that I can do so many things."

What she said was sincere and sincere, her eyes were so sincere that Tang Shi could no longer be aggressive.

Li Rui raised his glass and said, "Sister Qinglian, I want to thank you for your help. With you working so hard under me, I can let go and do more careers. I will also respect you in this cup!"

Another glass of wine fell into her stomach, and Chen Qinglian immediately poured the wine and said to Ye Bingling: "Mr. Ye, thank you for your cooperation in work during this period. I wish your career will be better and more prosperous."

Ye Bingling was stunned for a moment, raised his glass and said lightly: "Li Rui, you should have a glass with you too?"

Li Rui had to accompany him again and secretly reminded himself that every time he got drunk, he would make a mistake, and this time he should never get drunk again.

As a reminder, after drinking one glass after another, Li Rui couldn't help but feel a little drunk. The three women were also excited. Even Ye Bingling, who was the coldest on weekdays, started to talk too much.

Tang Shi even laughed, sometimes teasing Li Rui, sometimes provoking Chen Qinglian, sometimes teasing Ye Bingling, sometimes making him feel like a socialite in the restaurant.

In a blink of an eye, a bottle of wine was drunk, and Ye Bingling went to open another bottle of wine hidden at home. Tang Shi raised her glass and said, "Li Rui, I will also toast you."

"What are you respecting me?" Li Rui asked with a smile.

Tang Shi said: "I...I will tell you a joke first."

"What joke?"

"A reporter went to interview three centenarians and asked about their way to live long. The first old birthday star said that my secret is to eat less. The second old birthday star said that my secret is to walk a hundred steps after the meal.

What do you think of the three old birthday stars?”

Li Rui could just say hundreds of such old jokes, but he couldn't bear to expose them, so he could only ask: "What do you say?"

Tang Shi sneered: "The third old birthday star says... His secret to longevity is that his wife is ugly!"

Chen Qinglian was stunned for a few seconds, and she was also trembling with laughter.

Even Ye Bingling's face also showed a blush, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he said with some complaint: "Why do you say such colorful jokes?"

"Is this a color? When we were having a dinner together when we were filming, the jokes we said were so colorful." Tang Shi said, "I'm embarrassed to tell you."

After saying that, he smiled and said, "Li Rui, I wish your future wife will be as beautiful as a flower, as beautiful as a fairy, as beautiful as a country and a disaster for the people!"

Li Rui frowned: "So what you mean is, I hope I die soon?"

"Puchi!" Even Ye Bingling couldn't help laughing this time.

After being brought to a bad name by Tang Shi, Chen Qinglian also told a joke.

"A young girl married an old man. On the night of the marriage, the old man stretched out three fingers to the girl. The girl said, "Wow, are you so good? You actually need it three times?" The old man said, which one do you want to choose?"

"Hahaha!" Tang Shi slammed the table with a smile, "Sister Qinglian is so funny. Bingling, you can't lose, you can do one too!"

Li Rui was speechless. Are women nowadays so fierce? When I hear jokes, I can't be reserved and pretend not to understand them. It makes me seem to be the purest one.

But Li Rui was also a little curious. As cold as Ye Bingling, would she tell jokes?

Ye Bingling blushed and there was no sound for a long time.

Just when Li Rui thought she meant to decline, she spoke quietly.

"When I was in school, I remember a passage. In order to reject the Korean envoy Jin Shang's request for help, Empress Dowager Xuan of the Qin Dynasty told him: I was the king in advance, and the king used his thigh to add his body to me, so I was trapped and never tired;

Why is it because he is above the concubine, but he is not heavy? It is beneficial to have fewer concubines..."

After she finished speaking, Tang Shi and Chen Qinglian looked confused and obviously didn't understand.

Li Rui could only cough and explain to them: "When Queen Mother Xuan served the King of Qin, the King of Qin pressed her thighs on her body. She felt very tired and unbearable, but when the King of Qin pressed her whole body on her, she

I don't think it's heavy. Because she likes the King of Qin to press it up..."

Tang Shi looked respectful: "Bingling, I didn't expect you to be so educated and you can tell so fresh and refined even when you tell jokes!"

Chen Qinglian also gave a thumbs up and said, "It's true that I'm educated."

The three women finished speaking and looked at Li Rui together.

Li Rui coughed dryly and said, "I want to say it too?"

"What about that?"

Li Rui thought for a while and said, "There are two nurses in the hospital, and the old nurse said that you didn't see the patient today, and he actually had a tattoo there. The word "bird head" is still tattooed. It's so disgusting. The young nurse is very

Surprised, it's not right, you've read it wrong, why do I see [Birds can't fly wherever people fly, and the mountains are so close to the end of the sky]?"

The three girls thought about it for a few seconds before they understood the meaning. Tang Shi spat and said, "It's so vulgar!"

Chen Qinglian also said: "Shameless!"

Ye Bingling rolled her eyes.

Li Rui felt so unfair. What you just said is so beautiful, why is it shameless to be a man when you get to me? It's so difficult to be a man!

Drinking and talking jokes is like a pair of Dove on a rainy day, so the second bottle of wine was quickly drunk.

This time, even Ye Bingling, who was most cautious in drinking, was a little excited and took the initiative to open the third bottle.

One joke after another popped out of women's mouths, and Li Rui was not very surprised.

When he attended a dinner in his previous life, many women over 35 were called dirty. Many jokes that men were embarrassed to say were so vivid that they could say.

Time passed quickly. At around ten o'clock, the three women were a little drunk, especially Ye Bingling, who had leaned against the back of the chair and half closed his eyes.

Li Rui said: "Bingling is drunk, we almost parted, right?"

Tang Shi said with a smile: "I think she is drunk very much. Let's go back first, Sister Qinglian, and let Li Rui stay and take care of her."

Chen Qinglian slowly stood up and smiled and said, "Okay."

"I don't think there is anything to clean up, so let's go together and I'll take you home." Li Rui quickly stood up.

If you stay at this time, Chen Qinglian will never be able to explain clearly.

"You all go. I'll just clean up after I wake up tomorrow." Ye Bingling was not very drunk either, so she opened her eyes and said.

Tang Shi was so anxious that she winked at her, thinking why you are so unintentional!

Ye Bingling looked confused: "What's wrong with you, Tang Shi? Are your eyes uncomfortable?"
Chapter completed!
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