"It's a sin!"

The operation and maintenance of Xinlang VB are almost crying.

They received a call for help from their colleagues on duty either in their own bed, in the park, in the mall, or at the dining table. They had to put down what they were doing and immediately turn on their laptop to connect to the backend, hoping to recover as soon as possible.

Serve.

In the server room, some people are busy restarting, some are recovering data, and some are solemnly lit three incense sticks and placed respectfully in front of a blurry photo.

A new employee who had not been in office for a long time asked strangely: "Brother Wang, what are you doing?"

"Shh, come here to worship, too." Brother Wang said seriously, "I haven't worshipped for three months. No wonder I went down again today. From now on, I must remember to worship every day on the 15th day of the month!"

The new employee had to go over and bow, and then Brother Wang said: "The person in the photo is called Li Rui, which is the culprit of our VB server's first downtime, second downtime and every downtime. You should also

I have heard some of his legends, and it is always right to worship him. I hope he will stay away from VB in the future and stop catching us!"

The new employee was shocked when he heard this. It turned out to be Rui Duidu, so he had to come and pay a visit every day!

On the other hand, unlike the Xinlang Operation and Maintenance, which has been damaged by Li Rui many times and has long been used to downtime, this is the first time that Aliyun's operation and maintenance engineers have tasted the storm brought by Li Rui.

There is only one voice echoing in the heart of the camera: Is the legend in the circle true?

At the beginning, Li Rui caused several consecutive downtimes in Xinlang VB, which made Xinlang operation and maintenance miserable. Finally, after learning from the pain, he found Li Rui's photo and posted it in the server room. Since then, he has never had any trouble again.

An accident occurred.

So there is a legend in the domestic Internet operation and maintenance circle that says that Li Rui has a physical condition that he has been out of control. If you provide services to the Xingrui system, it is better to post a photo of Li Rui at the door of the server room to ward off evil spirits.

Everyone listens to this as a joke. What a joke? We have been studying hard for so many years, mastering the world's cutting-edge technology, proficient in all kinds of software and hardware, and are all straight and upright science and engineering men who are good at it. They will believe this kind of slander.

?

Then Aliyun collapsed.

Just as Ali's engineers were busy, someone remembered the legend, so he quickly downloaded a photo of Li Rui and printed it out and posted it at the door of the computer room.

As soon as I posted it, the service was restored.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the photo together in a daze.

No wonder people say that the end of science is theology. Although we cannot fully believe in metaphysics, sometimes we have to make some adjustments.

The operation and maintenance boss finally coughed lightly and said, "Don't forget to bow every month in the future..."

Service recovery, and the VB is popular on the buzz.

Today, no matter which country you are going to war or what kind of celebrity you have, you have to stand aside.

That's 100 million, who doesn't jealous?

Even penguins are jealous, but others are red because of 100 million. They are red in their eyes and cry.

Too much, don't bully people like this!

People from Penguin Public Relations Department were still monitoring VB public opinion at the beginning, but they cried as they watched.

One-sided public opinion on the Internet is urging Penguin to quickly publish V-sign user data and never delay everyone's share of money. There are all kinds of swear words that come out in a variety of ways. You can use them to compile them into a "Dictionary of Swearing All Over the Country"!

At the beginning, Penguin tried to find some naval troops to disturb the audio-visual, but unfortunately, thousands of naval troops were instantly flooded by the vast ocean of the people!

The following situation was completely beyond Penguin's control. Some people even broadcast the entire process of uninstalling the V letter on V Blog, and it was also on the hot search.

At this moment, the Penguin people want to ask: Where is the law of nature? Where is the law?

After Boni received Charles Chen's report and knew the seriousness of the matter, there was no room for maneuver.

Penguins face only two paths.

First, respond positively to Li Rui’s questions and publish V-signature data.

But this is impossible. Let’s not talk about the user data of VXX as a commercial secret, the consequences after the announcement are not something that Penguin can bear.

Although it lags far behind Credit Suisse in market share, VSN can still obtain a lot of external resources with the endorsement of Penguin, and even in some circles, VSN is not weaker than

Credit Suisse's misunderstanding.

If V letters publish data, should real data be published or fake data be published?

If the real data is released, wouldn’t it be acknowledged to the people of the whole country that V letter has failed? Then there will be no last fig leaf!

If you publish fake data, Credit Suisse must believe it!

Second, pretend to be a turtle, just pretend that you didn’t see public opinion.

The consequences of doing so are also conceivable, which will definitely cause a more serious blow to Penguin's already worrying corporate image.

Poney rubbed his temples: "Charles, what do you think?"

Charles Chen took a deep breath and said, "This bet was originally Zhang Lijun's personal behavior and had nothing to do with the penguin!"

Boni sighed, "That's all."

It is better to take the minority of the two evils than to expose the fatal flaws of the V letter. It is more safe to be a turtle with a head-retard. Even if it is ridiculed by the people of the whole country, it can only pinch its nose and recognize it.

Anyway, it’s not been a day or two for Penguin to be scolded. If you want to scold, just scold me. In the end, you have to use Jijiu?

Of course, Penguin was not completely unresponsive. They issued a lawyer's letter on their Penguin VB!

【Lawyer's Letter】

Recently, VBo posted unfavorable remarks on the Internet about V-Xin Software, a subsidiary of Penguin Company. For this reason, our company issued a statement as follows:

1. Penguin has never conducted online gambling activities based on user data and other key business information. At present, the company does not have an employee named Zhang Lijun. The betting incident has nothing to do with the company.

2. Please do not be misled by false information, and do not follow or spread rumors, thereby aggravating the damage to Penguin Company's rights and interests.

Penguin Company has entrusted this law firm to collect evidence of various infringements and rumors on the Internet and will carry out rights protection. If all infringing entities fail to stop the infringement from the time of this statement is issued, this law firm will accept it.

Further entrustment to pursue the legal liability of the relevant infringing entities through legal means, hereby declare and write a letter!

Lawyer Pan Bisheng, Pengcheng Nanshan Bisheng Law Firm

July 15, 2012

It would be better not to send this lawyer's letter. Penguin VB has been defeated by Xinlang VB. Even Penguin's own employees do not need to send the lawyer's letter there. It can only be said that they are guilty.

Netizens were not spoiled by Penguin, so they immediately forwarded the lawyer's letter to Xinlang VB, and then mocked him below.

[Watermelon Mimi]: I'll pass it on and report it to me!

[The river is vast and the clouds are low, and the broken geese are called the west wind]: Lawyer, please let me know!

【Fish is not confused】: Tsk, Nanshan Pizza Hut, I am so scared!
Chapter completed!