After joining Credit Suisse, the second female guest left with satisfaction. Seeing that the other female guests were also ready to move, Lao Meng quickly announced the end of the rest, otherwise he might not have waited until the next male guest appeared, and the female guest would be hooked up by Li Rui.

I thought it would be almost done to meet a strange guest one day, but I didn’t expect that the second male guest to go on stage would be eye-opening again.

The guest came on stage with a big handful of red roses and was very excited.

"On the 12th, I came for you, and I am willing to give my life for you!"

Lao Meng was obviously frightened and frowned and asked, "Life is so precious. Is it worth it to give my life for a woman you don't know very well?"

"Didn't the Hungarian poet Petofi say that life is precious and love is more expensive! In my heart, No. 12 is more precious than my life!" said the male guest confidently.

Huang Han said: "Male guest, do you know that your courting method will scare girls?"

The male guest shook his head and said, "I don't think so. I think I should sincerely express my heart. If No. 12 promises to be with me, I am willing to buy her a house. The house book only has her name.

I am willing to buy her a car, and the car book only has her name, and I can sign an agreement and spend all the money I earn!"

The audience was in an uproar.

There were many couples who participated in the recording program on the scene. The woman pinched the man's arm and signaled with her eyes: Look at him!

The men were extremely aggrieved: Why the hell are you showing off!

Lao Meng said helplessly: "Everyone has their own ideas, and we can't say anything, but what did you think on the 12th?"

No. 12 seemed particularly helpless, which was a natural reaction. No matter who encountered such a violent confession, his first reaction was not happiness but fear, right?

She hesitated and said, "I'm sorry, the male guest. I think that when both parties don't know each other very well, the more you want to give me, the less secure I feel and embarrassed." After that, the lights turned off.

The male guest failed, but he was not discouraged at all and said loudly: "I know I still have many shortcomings so that you will turn off the lights. You can rest assured that I will go back and work hard to become a better one.

I will come back to confess my love to you. I believe that the best of sincerity will open up, and sooner or later you will open your heart to me!"

The male guest stepped down, Lao Meng wiped his sweat and said, "Today's program is a bit difficult to record... Several teachers, what do you think of the male guest's behavior just now?"

Huang Han and Le Jia both chatted for a few words. It was Li Rui's turn. He thought for a while and said, "Let me tell you a story..."

"I sold fish in the vegetable market at my doorstep. It was originally twenty yuan per pound. I bought it happily, and the boss happily sold it, and everything was very harmonious."

"Suddenly someone came and insisted on buying fish for 100 yuan per pound. The boss refused to sell it and he knelt down and kowtowed, and the kowtowed loudly."

"If you don't sell it for 100 yuan, he will raise the price to 200 yuan. If you don't sell it for 200 yuan, he will go home and exchange it for fish."

"If you can't replace fish with a house book, guess what. He just used a knife to make a gesture to his stomach, telling the boss whether it's okay to replace fish with kidneys!"

The audience also understood this and laughed.

Li Rui continued: "The boss may not dare to ask for his house, let alone his kidneys. But when I go to buy fish again, the boss is unhappy, saying that some people think that my fish is worth a lot of money and use the house.

Ben and his kidneys came to exchange, and he kowtowed me to exchange it. The price would have to be increased to at least 500 yuan per catty, and you would have to bow to me!"

"Hahaha!" The audience burst into laughter.

The guests showed thoughtful expressions.

"Of course I wouldn't buy fish for 500 yuan per pound, and I wouldn't bow to the boss for buying fish. So I couldn't eat the fish, the boss's fish could not be sold, and the man tried his best to buy the fish.

...It disgusted everyone, raised the price, and disrupted the trading order. For such people, I gave them a name called... Licking Dog!"

Licking dog?

The word in the previous life will be spread in a few years with the Tieba culture, and will only become popular all over the country ten years later, becoming a word to describe a certain type of person.

Li Rui extracted it a few years in advance in this life and instantly won the recognition of the audience.

"Hahaha, the word licking dog is very appropriate!"

"I think calling this kind of person licking a dog is an insult to the dog. How cute the dog is!"

"It's so vivid, so I'm worthy of being an emotional mentor. How did he think of it?"

Lao Meng also smiled and said, "It's the first time I heard about Teacher Li's statement, it's interesting. We have heard the story. As for the truth in it, people have different opinions. Our program is not only a blind date, but also has been discussing people.

The degree and reason for getting along with people. If the audience in front of the TV can learn something, that is our greatest honor. Okay, let’s invite the third male guest below.”

The scene entered a short rest time again.

Le Jia took the initiative to say to Li Rui: "The story you just said is interesting. Did you create the word licking dog?"

"It can't be considered to be my creation, it should be considered the collective wisdom of netizens." Li Rui said.

Le Jia said: "Mr. Li is very skilled in network applications. I often see you on the hot searches of Xinlang VB."

Li Rui said helplessly: "Are you a little annoyed? I am also helpless. Nowadays, netizens are so shocked. No matter what I say, they will push it to the hot searches, which makes me dare not say anything.

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Le Jia's face was dull. Fortunately, he didn't know the so-called Versailles, otherwise he would have given him a thumbs up and praised him: You are so ordinary!

The recording continued, and the third and fourth male guest was normal. When it reached the fifth, something happened again.

This guy seems to be here to show off his wealth!

"When I was twenty-one, I formed a team of 100 people, started with 70,000 yuan, and made my first pot of gold in just one year. I used this money to buy myself a sports car."

"My business is getting bigger and bigger now. The sentence in Stephen Chow's movie "Shaolin Football" is very suitable for me. How can I say my current wealth? I earn enough money every month

Give yourself a sports car!”

There are actually skills to show off wealth. Li Rui often shows off his wealth, but he always shows off his wealth with the wind and sneaks into the night silently, which will not attract people's disgust.

This guy obviously went to another extreme, and everyone on the stage showing off their wealth and showing off their wealth was frowning.

Although there are many of the twenty-four female guests who want to cry in the back seat of the sports car, who would accept the public likes this kind of person? The twenty-four lights are unexpectedly one by one.

Extinguish!

The male guest was a little unhappy. When Lao Meng asked him to express his feelings, he said disdainfully: "The girlfriends I used to talk to are rich. When we go out for a date, we always bring bodyguards, and we go to restaurants and cinemas.

To book a room... the female guests may not understand or dare to think about this kind of life. This is why they turned off the lights for me."

Hearing this, Li Rui finally couldn't help it: "You are so awesome for the male guest, why isn't you consign today to "The Unexpected Do Not Disturb"? Can you make a personal special event? You stand there, the female guest stand here, come out

If you destroy one, won’t it make you look awesome?”
Chapter completed!