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Chapter 907: Joke

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However, with this body of sword energy, flying swords around the body, it is not a breakthrough. It is clearly a sword immortal who takes action and wants to kill demons and eliminate demons.

"What exactly is this kid Hong Qi going to do?" Huawai Zhenren calculated again, but as soon as he touched Hong Qi's body, he was confused. Then his throat became sweet and he was actually backfired by the way of heaven.:

Jiuxiao Tianzun sent a misty purple air to the Huawai Zhenren: "My son was born strange, so it's normal that he couldn't think of it."

The true man Huawai knew that this guy was secretly praising his son and did not underestimate his mysteriousness, so he shook his head and said, "That's true. He was obviously in his eyes before since... since the girl Lingbo and Hong Qi had a quarrel, everything has changed drastically."

Yes, if you match that kid and Ling Bo together again and make things right, will you be able to grasp the reins of your destiny?

As a master of Xuanyi, the true man of Huawai is certainly unable to tolerate operations beyond his own control. Of course, the God Lord can tolerate things outside of his control. Even the Emperor Heavenly Lord can spy on it. Only this kid will be backfire after a glance at it. Wouldn’t it be annoying?

So our Huawai Zhenren is quite resentful. After all, we are all in the Daluo Golden Immortal Statue, how can we bear things beyond our control?

But the Jiuxiao Tianzun next to him sighed leisurely, turned his head and saw an old face and smiled into a chrysanthemum: "Don't be too persistent, the matter of destiny is indeed a wild horse that has escaped its reins."

Oh he was so angry that he actually compared Hong Qi's fate to destiny. Even if the true man of the world is a model of a foreigner, he had to complain about it in his heart.

"What exactly is he going to do? If he breaks the realm, he can't leave his body even after a kick. It's just like having a baby. If the child never comes out, it will cause life danger to the pregnant woman."

Someone said this, and everyone became a little nervous.

"He is waiting!"

Lu Chen pressed his gradually excited sword with a complicated expression.

"What are you waiting for?" Hong San was also a little surprised. He was clearly in the state of the soul that was about to kick the door, so what else should he wait for?

I saw the Jiuxiao Tianzun suddenly stood up on the high platform, and the True Person who was outside was speechless. Then a spiritual light came straight from the sky. After this light appeared, Hong Qi's flying swords all over his body escaped from the headless state of the dragons.

"Yulong?" Jiuxiao Tianzun twitched his face. How could the top ten famous swords in the world appear here? The Jade Dragon Armor is clearly still in the Lingyan Pavilion of the Immortal Palace, so why did it turn into a Youlong and fly here?

Youlong came from Lingyan Pavilion and turned into a dragon all the way, probably alarmed many immortals and gods along the way. Even Zhang Chengtian, who was guarding the Tianmen, also took two steps to the inner city to think that a demon was infiltrating into the Tianmen. Youlong Sword took the initiative to leave his body to kill the demons and eliminate the demons.

"Yulong... recognizes the master?" The Chengtian sword in the hand of Zhang Chengtian, as a divine general, is the same. Only the divine general is qualified to be recognized by the divine sword. Who can actually trigger the divine sword?

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The God Lord was a chess chess player and insisted on playing chess with Wen Sheng. As he played, Wen Sheng suddenly became angry: "I don't play anymore. Every time I tell you to follow the rules of playing chess. Why do you always have military and Taoist techniques and even the best methods to play chess - this is the way of chess, how can you change the rules randomly?"

The God Lord stood up and apologized, "Okay, okay, I promise not to mess around."

Wen Sheng muttered: "Roading is random, but breaking the deadlock is indeed a good player."

At this moment, the Venerable Wen seemed to feel something, and the God Lord also looked in surprise at the direction of the worship of Lingyan Pavilion.

"Haoran is righteous... This kid has the character of a scholar."

"Haoran's righteousness is three points, he uses killing to achieve enlightenment, and the miscellaneous family's way is three points, and one point returns to the vitality." The God Lord murmured to himself, "Can it be that kid is back?"

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"Youlong? The fourth brother is back?" Liu Qinmei looked at the sky in a daze.

"Those who can move the dragon are the fourth brother, Wannian, now that the dragon is coming again, can the fourth brother really come back?" Bai Buying and Wang Quansheng looked at each other, and the two immediately chased them and ran wildly after the dragon.

Unexpectedly, the dragon passed through Qiongxiao Baoding all the way.

It attracted countless people's attention and finally flew into the Yaochi, which had to be invited.

"We don't have invitations."

The three immortals of Penglai are now counted

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You Chuyun didn't know what he had touched the Youlong Sword and proved... Thousands of years ago, he fought against Su Fang with the Youlong Sword. Thousands of years later, the Youlong Sword felt the summoning again. Will this time fly here remind some people of the romantic boy at the birthday party of the God Lord?

"Hong Qi is You Chuiyun's disciple. It is normal to trigger the Youlong Sword, don't be nervous." This time it was Huawai Zhenren's turn to pull the Nine Sky Heavenly Lord and whispered: "It is not known that you have the Youlong Sword in the Golden Pill Realm, but you have never been your Nine Sky Heavenly Lord's Tiger Father and No Dog Son."

Jiuxiao Tianzun was shameless and not humble. He always felt that Lao Qi had a strange meaning, but the real person in Huanwei had patted his chest and promised that he would not take over the body. What else could he say? In this situation, it can only be said that You Chuiyun, who has been missing for five thousand years, does have some skills and can train his own waste son. It is incredible.

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Youlong was in his hand, You Chuyun suddenly opened his eyes, and his face showed surprise. He immediately sighed, stroked the blood groove on Youlong, and his index finger bounced and buzzed crisply.

"So you know me the best in the world?"

You Chuiyun chuckled: "But I learned to kill the dragon by the Sword Saint... It's really a strange fate. If there is a dragon, I will kill the dragon... Isn't it a growing evil dragon? It's myself who needs to be killed."

Then, in full view of everyone, You Chuyun inserted a sword into his abdomen, causing someone to scream and everyone was in chaos.

I saw You Chuyun holding the sword handle with both hands, which looked like a person who committed suicide by breaking his abdomen. However, no drop of blood was leaking out of his abdomen wound, but the recondensed golden elixir flashed with endless lightning.

After the golden elixir was revealed, the soul quickly returned to the place of the golden elixir in the Dantian field, and then turned into a dragon, and the golden elixir turned into a dragon ball, a dragon playing with a bead, breaking through the realm and coming out.

"***, once you encounter the change of the wind and clouds!"

The sky water in Yaochi poured back, and the Youlong sword suddenly changed. The Jade Dragon melted into an indestructible armor of the divine general, cast on You Chuyun's body.

The realm of the soul... becomes great after passing through it.

In other words, You Chuiyun, who had just broken through the realm, was a half-step transformation into a god.

This is something that no one has ever done before and has never been recorded in history. It is a state of breaking through sword intent, sword technique, ancient god emperor, thunder tribulation, and military dissolution, and has never been seen before.

If You Chuiyun had not broken through the Yuanshen Realm once, this time he would not be able to succeed. This would be unparalleled in the world.

With the Jade Dragon Armor on his body, the will of the divine generals of all generations appeared in his mind. Wherever his eyes looked, all evil demons and heretics had nowhere to hide, and their righteousness was as if You Chuiyun was already a real Daluo general.

"Hahahaha, break and then stand, my son is truly out." Jiuxiao Tianzun laughed happily.

Huh, You Chuiyun let out a long breath of turbid air, and then he remembered that he was still in Yaochi, who was here to perform for his wife... Looking around, except for the stunned people, he was in a mess everywhere, dozens of swords were scattered all over the ground, and there were water ponds everywhere.

Then I saw the confused eyes of the God-Honored Lady.

"…"

"Is this your talent?" The face of the God Lord made You Chuyun feel a little slap in his heart. He quickly apologized, but before he could say anything, the God Lord Lord said with admiration: "This is the first time that I have seen such a fresh and wonderful broken mirror. Do you know that You Long Sword was invited by you and looked at him, wondering if he was dizzy. Hahaha, the You Long Sword can actually turn into armor, and the Old Sword opened his eyes, hahaha. Not bad, it actually broke the realm for the Old Sword to show you, and you are a little slickering and creative."

You Chuyun was speechless. At this time, a boy had already brought up three Chaos fruits. You Chuyun had an idea and bowed and said, "Madam, you have a joke. I wonder if the lady smiled, she would give her another fruit."

"Agree..."

You Chuyun is so bold that his joke will shock everyone, but now he is wearing Hong Qi's skin, so it's not like You Chuyun's face.

If you are still afraid of a ball and shrink in the fantasy, wouldn’t you live in vain for the rest of your life?

"But Madam has to promise me. If my joke is a bit too much, Madam should not punish me."

"Hong Qi, be rude."

Jiuxiao Tianzun jumped out to teach a lesson at the right time.

"It's okay, I want to hear what jokes can make my old body angry? Xiaoxiao, tell me quickly."

The God-Madam was still looking forward to it and looked at Hong Qi with bright eyes.

"One day, a family married their daughter to do a happy event. Because the master believed in Buddhism, he invited a serious monk to bring their Buddha statue to bless and do a dowry. Because it was the first time that aristocratic clans came to do this, he couldn't help but respond sincerely. He bathed and incense, and specially shaved his scalp with a knife. Then, he took a servant and took a big wooden Buddha to see him off.

But the auspicious date of this day was not well set, and it started raining after only a few steps of the wedding.

The monk was soaked incense all over and had to show off his posture to bless the groom's house, so he didn't want to wet his clothes. However, the sky suddenly became gloomy and halfway through, everyone did not bring rain gear, so the monk thought of a strange way... It turned out that the big wooden Buddha's belly was hollow, and there was a secret lattice blocking him. He ordered his servants to secretly open the secret lattice and crawl into the wooden Buddha's belly to hide from the rain, and only let the servants still hold the wooden Buddha and continue to see him off as if they were carrying a sedan chair.

So everyone passed by a large temple where the Dragon God was worshipped, and went in to hide from the rain. Because there were many servants, they settled the dowry items and servants under the eaves of the back hall of the ancestral hall, and the men gathered in the front yard to hide from the rain...

Most of the servants were already adults, and because it was a marriage, they couldn't help but tease each pointing at the rain and saying, "The rain is so heavy, isn't it because the Dragon God is peeing here?

At this moment, the monk in the Buddha's belly first felt that the Buddha statue was put down, and then heard the chatter outside, but he couldn't understand what he was saying, so he thought he had arrived at the place. So he opened the secret wall on the Buddha's belly and poked his head out to observe... When the women saw this, they were all panicked and shouted, "I don't think that the Dragon God hasn't finished peeing, and this Buddha is going to pee too!"

Jiuxiao Tianzun sprayed tea several feet away, and the real person Huawai was stunned and stopped.

Only the wife of the God Lord showed a thought, and then she immediately had a wide eyelid, then her whole body trembled violently, and she smiled so hard that she leaned back and forth.

Then there were the young people below, many simple-minded people who had not yet reacted. They were also full of smart people who ascended to the lower realm like Wu Meier, who were blushing and laughing.
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