Chapter 68 Welcome Banquet (Part 2)
Wu Hao didn't expect that Chen Hanyan would stand up and speak for him at this time. Although Chen Hanyan didn't mention the word "wine" in his words, Wang Changhe's calculations were completely empty. From the previous conversation with Shen Hanyan, Wu Hao learned that the number of reserve cadres' study classes was the lowest, but this did not mean that he could let others get rid of it. He looked at Chen Hanyan beside him gratefully, calmly picked up his wine glass, stood up from the seat, with a tepid smile on his face, and introduced himself aloud: "Hello classmates! Hello everyone! I am Wu Hao, from Minning City. Being able to know all the leaders from all over our province makes me feel bad. It’s a privilege. Mayor Wang just named me and asked me to be responsible for protecting the female compatriots in our table. I feel honored. However, what Secretary Su and Mayor Shen said makes sense. Mayor Wang’s heroic spirit is definitely worth learning from. I am just a newcomer who has just come out of the cottage. What’s more important is that I am the secretary of the leader. On occasions like this, it’s an opportunity for leaders to show themselves. So why do I have the nerve to steal Mayor Wang’s opportunity for them to show themselves? This is a taboo thing. Of course, our secretary has another responsibility, that is, when the leaders can’t stand it. If the leaders can’t stand it later, I, Wu Hao, will definitely take it without hesitation."
Wu Hao's words were very subtle, but these simple sentences were very righteous, especially when he was talking about the word leader, his pronunciation was particularly heavy, and he intentionally or unintentionally included everyone he was doing, but completely excluded himself, making everyone present look at the young man in front of him with admiration. Especially when Chen Hanyan heard Wu Hao's words, she admired Wu Hao's literary talent and strategy in her heart. The simple sentences were respectful and polite. Not only did he completely free himself from the disputes that were about to happen later, but he also made everyone present unable to find any problems.
After Wu Hao finished speaking, several other leaders who did not speak immediately took Chen Hanyan's words and pushed Wang Changhe out completely. Several large blocks were placed on Wang Changhe's head, looking full of halos. Wang Changhe was so bitter that he had trouble, and his heart began to tremble unconsciously.
As expected, not long after the banquet started, because several ladies in this class were gathered at Wu Hao and his tables, people from other tables soon came to their table with wine to make a guest appearance.
These people went to Wu Hao and his team's table, first of which, with some simple self-introductions, and then had a polite opening remark. Then they directly intervened in the topic and toasted several ladies with various excuses. However, after they clinked glasses with the toasts, they pushed the wine directly to Wang Changhe and directly announced the news that Wang Changhe was a bartender. As a result, the toasts completely shattered the calculations in the hearts of those who toasts. It is best to imagine that everyone regards Wang Changhe, the culprit, as the target of venting. Half the banquet, Wang Changhe was soaked that his legs were weak. In the end, he couldn't stand it, so he just urinated and became a deserter.
"Wine is poisonous, and the knife is hidden on the color", "Wine is a pursuit of life, and color is a soul-breaking gun", the ancients' persuasion and alarmist frightening can only explain the closeness of wine and color from the opposite side; the so-called "Wine is a matchmaker, wine is messy and color is charming; wine enhances color and courage, color helps wine to prosper; wine is originally a family" is the truth. When the welcome banquet reached the second half, the entire banquet hall became extremely lively. Many officials showed their various postures under the urging of alcohol, and Minister Xiao from the organization department of the mountain city next to Wu Hao picked up his wine glass and shouted loudly. He said to everyone on the table: "Everyone! How can we just stop drinking? Why don't I tell you a joke!" He said this and cleared his throat and said: "A female township mayor asked the mayor to report on her work. She sat on the sofa in the mayor's office, looking at the mayor who was tall and raised, and complained, Mayor! You are tall and raised, I don't know how uncomfortable I feel below. Your leader will do whatever he wants. He will do it immediately. He will do it a few times, but he never considers how we feel below. If he continues like this, I really can't do it."
Minister Xiao's yellow joke was finished, and it immediately caused several male cadres to burst into laughter. The female cadres just gave the male cadres a few angrily and gave them a few glances, but no one expressed any dissatisfaction. At this time, Su Xianglong, who was already half drunk, immediately smiled and said with a charming smile: "I will tell you a real joke. This happened in our Anhe County. A police officer from our county public security bureau has been married for two years. He always feels that his wife is a little strange and suspects that his wife has it.
Affair. One day, the police officer accidentally discovered that his wife often received a text message from a stranger on her mobile phone, and the content of each text message was the same: "Brother Zhao asked you to help me do something." At 10 o'clock in the evening, the police officer captured his cheating wife and the man who was roaming in the hotel. At that time, he cursed angrily: I underestimate my People's Police too much. Do you think I don't understand the text message? I read it in reverse, "I will help you take off your bra at half past ten!"
Su Xianglong's joke undoubtedly caused a burst of laughter again. Although Wu Hao knew that there were many taboos in official figures and could not be a mute, he could only speak pornographic jokes as a wise choice, which was both safe and regulated the atmosphere, so that the process of eating and drinking was carried out in joy, but Wu Hao was not interested in this pornographic joke that made everyone listen to. He looked at his watch and found that it was already nine o'clock in the evening and the time was almost done. He happened to want to go to the bathroom, so he also chose the most effective way to leave "urinate!" and expressed his apology to everyone present, and walked towards the bathroom.
Since Wu Hao is just a little secretary, in the eyes of everyone in the Welcoming Club, he is a person who does not need to make friends, so when he left using the excuse of pee escape, no one would pay attention to him at all.
Chapter completed!