Chapter 376: Anti-routine confession, playing is heartbeat
"You witch, don't forget that you are also a fish." Kuanglong roared, "I see that the human around you is not a good person. One day, he will treat you in the same way."
"You're going to be shameless, you want to provoke my relationship with my master." Yu Xiaoyu snorted coldly, "Even if my master cuts his own flesh and sucks his own tendons, he won't touch my fish scales, right? Master?"
"..." Qin Hao was speechless.
"Master, tell them quickly and you won't hurt me." Yu Xiaoyu began to shake the fish tail again and act coquettishly, "Hurry up, I want to hear it, tell these salted fish how much they love me?"
Qin Hao turned around slowly, looked at Yu Xiaoyu with a serious face, and said:
"I've been naive, I must tell you very seriously that I will never cut my own flesh or suck my tendons!"
"Hahaha... This witch is such a fool. I really think she is so precious." Kuanglong laughed after hearing this.
At this time, the thousand people behind him also sarcastically:
"Hahaha... This silly woman was abandoned by this foreign man so soon."
"This witch deserves to be so deserving of this end. I have long said that humans are not trustworthy!"
"I have a good skin, but my head is full of water!"
"This kind of woman is the life that she was deceived. You can wait and see. The next man will abandon her!"
"Being abandoned in public is simply a joke. Having said that, this man is not a good thing either!"
“…”
When Yu Xiaoyu heard the unscrupulous sarcasm of everyone, she was stunned.
He was so angry that he frowned, his fists were clenched, his scales stood up, and he stared at the shit master in front of him, ready to curse happily.
Unexpectedly, Qin Hao suddenly held her hand.
Her face changed from seriousness to gentleness, and then she looked at her eyes affectionately, and said affectionately:
"I refuse to cut flesh and cramp because I am too strong and these minor injuries recover instantly, which does not represent deep affection.
What I really want to tell you is - I would like to transform into a stone bridge, be blown by five hundred years of wind, five hundred years of sunlight, and five hundred years of rain, I just want one day to walk past the stone bridge!"
Suddenly, the whole audience was quiet!
Unexpectedly, the plot reversed so violently!
Qin Hao smiled badly: "Silly disciple, don't think that you are the only one who doesn't play according to the routine. You can also be a teacher."
"Tsk, it's not touching at all." Yu Xiaoyu curled her lips, looking dissatisfied. "They are obviously a fish, and they won't pass the stone bridge at all, so you can't wait for a thousand years..."
Yu Xiaoyu originally wanted to continue to go against the routine, and deliberately showed that she was not moved.
But the body is honest.
Even if she doesn't care how much she wants to act, the two lines of tears in her eyes will not deceive others.
At this time, she was already in tears.
He rushed forward, hugged Qin Hao tightly, and cried: "Master, you are not allowed to do this again in the future. I almost thought I was abandoned by you just now."
"I won't tell you earlier that after injecting the energy stone reagent, you must surrender to me forever." Qin Hao comforted gently, "Don't you understand what eternity means?"
"It's so touching! This scene is even more bloody, romantic and sensational than the TV series I watched. I, a big man, want to cry." Everyone sighed in the crowd.
"I don't want to say that, I'll be tortured to death by both of them!"
"Although we are opponents, I'm here to stand this pair of CP!"
"I really hope that their stories can be made into movies. I am willing to go to the cinema to watch them!"
"I'm not only willing to watch it, but I'm willing to swipe it three times. This is so good for CP!"
"The male protagonist's lines are so good. I've recorded them. I'll confess to the goddess I have been in love with for many years tonight."
“…”
The people around them have forgotten to set up the formation and the fact that they were slapped in the face.
At this moment, I was completely immersed in the beautiful romantic love story between Qin Hao and Yu Xiaoyu.
"Enough!" The Crazy Dragon roared and began to arouse everyone's fighting spirit. "For the enemy, don't discuss those messy things! This foreign man is despicable and shameless, but seducing the women of our mermaid clan in public is a huge invasion of our mermaid clan. We must join forces to fight and kill him."
His persuasion was nothing else, but the sentence "Teduced the women of our mermaid clan" was very effective and successfully aroused the anger of many single men present.
"Yes, I can't let him take away our mermaid women."
"Everyone sets up their formation and joins forces to fight against this foreign man. We must not let him succeed."
"Don't let the water flow out of the outside world, protect our women."
“…”
Everyone woke up, had high fighting spirit, and refocused again, muttering something in their mouths, trying to open the formation.
The Crazy Dragon was proud. The feeling of leading the heroes and turning the situation around made him feel proud. So he waved his knife with one hand and pointed at Qin Hao: "Foreign boy, put down your tricks and fight with the soldiers of our Blue City with a good fight."
"Master, look at how popular the disciples are. Thousands of people are stopping you from taking me away. Cherish me." Yu Xiaoyu smiled proudly, then raised her hand and pointed at everyone, shouting loudly, "Salted fish, please cheer me up and show your true skills, otherwise, I would run away with this foreign boy."
"..." Qin Hao looked helpless. The style of this silly disciple had become too fast.
I was crying so hard that I was singing to death, but now I was showing off my pride again, stimulating everyone.
However, the thousands of people around seemed to be really stimulated by Yu Xiaoyu's words. They all had deep faces and opened their mouths and closed them. Soon, everyone reached the unification.
"Buzz!"
Suddenly, an extremely harsh sound continued to gather towards Qin Hao from thousands of directions around him.
At the same time, the water around it was like boiling, constantly fluctuating violently, exploding, rushing towards Qin Hao.
"Master, no, why do I feel the water temperature is getting higher and higher? Will we be cooked?" Yu Xiaoyu was a little panicked.
Unexpectedly, as soon as she finished speaking, the two bodies of the detectives were burned directly.
The cumin flavor spreads!
However, these hot water, like eyes, cleverly avoided the flying dragon when it was about to touch it.
Meilian, not far away, was burned out of recognition.
Before she could even wear the jade hairpin she hid in her pocket, she died completely.
"Die, a boy from another clan, no one can stop the attack of my city-confrontation formation." Kuanglong became more and more arrogant.
In his eyes, Qin Hao and Yu Xiaoyu were already dead.
Chapter completed!