Chapter 208
Zhou Chong was about to say that this was Chunyu Dian's donkey, but he didn't expect Chunyu Dian to take a step forward and said crazy words: "Dian's family is Chunyu, and Chunyu only feeds donkeys."
It was amazing to say such crazy words in front of Qin Shihuang. Chunyu Yue was so scared that he felt sweat oozing out of his forehead and scolded: "Second brother, don't be rude."
Zhao Gao shouted, "Shut up! Come on, slap your mouth." Several tiger guards were about to come up and hit Chun Yudian's mouth.
Qin Shihuang waved his hand to stop the Hu Ben Guard and laughed: "I knew at a glance that this donkey was definitely not Mr. Zhou's. Mr. Zhou has no problem. How could he put a beautiful wife and not accompany the donkey?"
Chunyu Jue blushed and said angrily: "Your Majesty, you make fun of me."
Qin Shihuang smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I'm fine, I'll compensate you for it. Chunyu Dian, as his name is, he is really crazy enough. He dares to speak like this in front of me, aren't you afraid that I will punish you for death?"
Chunyu Dian said even more crazier words: "The emperor governs the Dian family, and the Dian family governs the donkey!"
"Second brother, you are crazy." Chunyu Yue shouted and apologized to Qin Shihuang, saying: "Emperor, please forgive Chunyu's crime of rudeness. Please rest assured, Chunyu Yue must discipline him well."
This is indeed too presumptuous. Even Chunyu Jue was worried about him. But he didn't know that Qin Shihuang said, "What are you doing? You are like you, you are polite and have no edges and corners, so there is no fun.
Chunyudian, who gave you the name, so arrogant?"
Chunyu Dian opened his mouth and said, "The Huang Emperor was named Xuanyuan, the Yao Emperor was named Tao Tang, the Shun Emperor was named Youyu, and the Dian family was named Chunyu."
It was so crazy that Zhao Gao's face turned pale and cold sweat couldn't be seen from his forehead. Chunyu Yue was even more miserable and he kept wiping cold sweat with his hands.
Chunyu Jue was also worried and said, "Second uncle, don't talk nonsense." Only Zhou Chong remained silent and watched the changes.
What everyone unexpectedly thought was that Qin Shiyu first pointed at Chunyu Dian with his finger, then laughed loudly, and then said, "Good you Chunyu Dian."
You dare to compare yourself with the Yellow Emperor Yao and Shun. According to you, you don’t take me, the First Emperor seriously, as you?”
Chunyu Yue hurriedly expelled Chunyu Dian and said, "Your Majesty, the second brother doesn't mean this, the second brother means..." He also knew how to speak in a hurry, so he hurriedly turned his eyes to Zhou Chong and asked Zhou Chong to come and rescue him. Unexpectedly, Zhou Chong watched the show with a smile.
Not worried at all, Chunyu Yue was so angry that he really wanted to ignore Zhou Chong, the son-in-law.
Chunyu Dian blurted out: "The emperor is the emperor, the Dian family is a fool, the emperor rules the world, and the Dian family only raises donkeys."
In fact, Qin Shihuang admired Chunyu Dian very much, but his face deliberately sank, "Oh, Chunyu Dian, you dare to scold me."
Chunyu Yue knelt down with a loud voice. He kowtowed to Qin Shihuang and said, "Your Majesty, please spare your second brother. I don't want to ask for this doctor."
Qin Shihuang stared at Chunyu Yue and said, "Chunyu Yue, do you think the officials of the Qin Dynasty are rags. If you want them, you want them. If you want them, don't want them?"
Chunyu Yue was so anxious that he was a little incoherent and said, "Your Majesty. I don't mean this, I don't mean this."
"Okay, okay, get up." Qin Shihuang was a little impatient and said, "Which love is what you are asking for? I will talk about it after listening to it. Let me tell you, Chunyu Dian is a bit crazy, but Dian is smart and I like him.
"I said to Zhou Chong: "Mr. Zhou, you are so lucky. Not only are you accompanied by a beautiful wife. There are also such a clever person who can help you to relieve your boredom, I will be miserable. I am tired and annoyed, and I can't even find a joke-teller."
Dongfang Shuo spoke humorously and witty, but in the eyes of those scholars, Emperor Wu of Han admired him because he was tired of handling political affairs. He could listen to him tell jokes, make fun of him, and relax. The emperor is also a human being and needs rest.
Qin Shihuang's words were heart-wrenching words, Zhou Chong said: "If the emperor admires the second uncle, he can also ask the second uncle to accompany him, and the emperor can listen to the second uncle's words."
Before Qin Shihuang could speak, Chunyu Yue hurriedly said, "No, no, absolutely not. The emperor, the second brother, the madman, cannot be with him, and Gong You humiliated the sage."
Pointing at Chunyu Yue, Qin Shihuang said, "I have understood your feelings.
As you mean, I am not a human being, but a noble emperor, who always looks murm and majestic? When I see the ministers and the children, I can’t be a bit like a father?”
Chunyu Yue said in a speechless manner: "This..."
Qin Shihuang continued to say, "Tell you, I am also a human being.
Although I am diligent in political affairs, I also have time to get tired and have time to get tired. When I get tired, I will talk to Dian Family and have fun. Isn’t it okay to relax? Dian Family, are you willing to be with me?"
Chunyu Dian was still talking crazy and said, "The emperor wants the Dian family, and the Dian family only needs the donkey."
Qin Shihuang patted the donkey on the back and said, "This donkey is good, I will give you another one better than this."
Chunyu Dian always has endless crazy words, saying, "There are two donkeys in the Dian family, one of them during the day and another at night."
Qin Shihuang pointed at Chunyu Dian and laughed, saying, "Okay, okay, this is worthy of being the real Dian family!" He patted Chunyu Dian's shoulder intimately and said, "Dian family, I am tired and annoyed in the future, so I will talk to you about Dian. Let's go together, how about it?"
Chunyu Yue was influenced by the Book of Songs and Books since he was a child. A man of Fangzheng said that his intention was too unruly and he had to advise and block it. As soon as he opened his mouth, he stopped him and said, "Don't say it."
You scholars who say it nicely are square, and those who say it badly are pedantic, and you don’t know how to adapt.
Dian Family, I can say things in my head. You can be crazy, but it cannot harm the great cause. If it harms the great cause, don’t blame the ruthless laws of the Qin Dynasty.”
Chunyu Dian was still talking wildly and said, "The emperor is practicing the Dharma, and Dian family walks the donkey!"
At first glance, this is crazy. In fact, he means that he just walks the donkey and never interferes in political affairs, but he just says it funny.
"Listen, the same thing, if you scholars say it squarely, it will make people feel annoyed when you listen, but Dian family speaks so interestingly, okay!" Qin Shihuang pulled Chunyu Dian and said, "Let's go to the house.
Zhao Gao, ask someone to move the things in."
Zhao Gaoying said, directing the servant to bring the gift in.
Looking at Qin Shihuang's back, Chunyu Yue couldn't believe that Qin Shihuang was so humane. This was completely different from the bad words he heard about Qin Shihuang. He asked Zhou Chong blankly: "Son-in-law, is this the emperor?"
No one knows his father is better than his daughter. Zhou Chong did not answer yet. Chunyu Jue said, "Dad, do you think the emperor can only be superior and command the ministers? I didn't tell you that the emperor is not only unique in his great cause, but also unique in others. Others are good.
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Chapter completed!