Chapter 4 This system is poisonous(1/2)
"Hello! Do you want to buy an excavator?"
"Clam—?" Li Er's face turned pale and he quickly turned his head and looked behind him.
There was a wall behind Li Er, so there was no one there. Moreover, this voice sounded directly from Li Er's mind. Li Er quickly realized that this kind of mean tone was a systematic voice.
Li Er was delighted, and when he came to his senses, he realized that everyone at the table looked at his nervous face change in surprise.
"Li Er, you... are you okay!" Amei said with some concern: "Actually, if you can't be a lover, you can still be friends."
"Uh--" Li Er was stunned for a moment, and instantly reacted. Following Amei's misunderstanding, he shrugged his shoulders in a casual manner: "Yes, that's of course! It's already a miserable thing to be a lover, but fortunately he can have another friend."
He Min also smiled relievedly.
The atmosphere at the table became harmonious again, but Li Er had something to do in his mind. While chatting absent-mindedly, he was calling the system wildly.
"System Master, is it your old man?"
“…”
"System Grandpa, are you here?"
“….”
"Ancestor of the system, are you busy? I'll contact you later or what?"
The system sound did not respond, as if the sound just now was Li Er's auditory hallucination again.
"Buy an excavator?" Li Er racked his brains to think about the profound meaning of the system.
Until the dinner ended, Li Er didn't think of a reason. Could it be a code word like "The King of Heavenly Kings Overcomes the Earth Tiger"?
After the group finished their meal.
Chen Jiaju was naturally with Amei, while Li Er was appointed to send He Min home. The heartless single dog with open mouth didn't think there was anything wrong, so he left alone.
"Li Er, you seem a little different today." Li Er and He Min asked curiously while walking on the road.
"Yeah?"
Li Er was still thinking about the system and smiled perfunctorily: "Maybe I changed my hairstyle, and many people did say that I was handsome before."
He Min gave Li Er annoyed look, of course it was not because of her hairstyle.
"If you don't want to say it, forget it!" He Min smiled.
"Maybe it was because Ka Kui and Dazui were transferred to the CID department. Now I am the only one left in the patrol team. Many things depend on yourself. People always have to grow up!"
Li Er quickly found a reliable reason.
He Min turned his head and looked at Li Er, nodding slightly, not knowing whether to believe it or not.
In a word, it's really hard for women to deal with.
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"Curly Wonton Shop"
"Boss, these two ghost guys pay the bill with 100 US dollars. How do you find money?" The shop assistant asked the boss in embarrassment.
The shop owner turned to the dining table and looked at the dick. The man was indeed holding US dollars in his hand.
The shop owner reached out and stroked his messy curly hair: "Use US dollars in Hong Kong? Since they are so naughty, then you can use RMB to find their money."
"Ah! Boss, you're not fooling me!" said the shop clerk with a bitter face.
"Am I playing tricks on you? It's these two ghost guys and ghost wives who play tricks on you!" The shop owner was very kind and wiped the oil stains on his hands on the apron on his chest.
"Where you spend money, you should change the local money in advance. I didn't want to be with them, so I slap my mother, call the police, and let the messenger solve the problem."
"Hey! Second brother, Second brother, here, here, come here, come here quickly to help resolve this international dispute!" The shop clerk walked to the counter at the door to call the police. He happened to see Li Er walking on the road, so he quickly put down the phone and shouted to Li Er.
"Heizichen, what's the matter?" Li Er and He Min walked over together.
Li Er obviously knows the shop assistant.
"Second brother, these two ghost guys have finished their meals and paid for US dollars. You can help me solve the problem!" The shop assistant said immediately.
"Boss, this is my brother from the same village. He is a policeman!" The shop clerk straightened his back and proudly introduced Li Er to his boss.
In this era, it is indeed a cool thing to have a police friend.
The shop owner nodded to Li Er.
“Police!”
Li Er took out his patrol officer's certificate and hailed at the ghost couple: "Are you two tourists?"
"yes!" the ghost couple quickly stood up and replied.
Li Er nodded.
He didn't notice that when he took out the policeman's certificate just now, the two ghost guys' eyes were panicked.
He Min looked at Li Er's back in disbelief.
Li Er was a little careless. He was just asking two ghost guys in English, and his pronunciation was very standard.
He Min knew that Li Er’s educational level was not high, at least Li Er definitely did not understand English.
"Oh! Officer, you can speak English. It's great. We are indeed tourists. The exchanged Hong Kong dollars have been used up. Can you mediate with the boss and let us pay with US dollars. In terms of exchange rate, we are willing to give in."
The male ghost said and handed the hundred dollar bills in his hand to Li Er.
“Ok, OK”
Li Er wanted to go home early to wake up the system. He squeezed out the hidden 600 Hong Kong dollars from the crack of the belt and planned to exchange it for the other party himself.
"I only have six hundred yuan, do I agree?"
"Okay! Thank you! This is your one hundred dollars!" The ghost man agreed without hesitation.
The exchange rate between the US dollar and Hong Kong dollars is now over 7 o'clock, and this guy Li Er made more than 100 Hong Kong dollars in one go.
"You're welcome, it's convenient for others to be convenient for yourself!" Li Er said as he signaled the shop's shop to pay the bill for the ghost man.
"Thank you! Goodbye!" After paying the bill, the man walked out the door.
"Li Er, this US dollar bill seems to be a little wrong!" He Min looked at the US dollar bill in Li Er's hand and suddenly spoke.
"I'll go!"
Li Er looked at the US dollar bill in his hand carefully. What was wrong with this? It was clearly fake, and it was also very fake.
The '0' for '100' yuan was thicker and the '0' was a little thinner. Li Er immediately realized that this was a fucking scam.
At this time, the ghost guy had already stepped out of the wonton restaurant.
He Min was about to call the ghost guy, but Li Er hurriedly covered He Min's mouth.
A shabby pan hung on the wall of the wonton restaurant. Li Er quickly took it off and approached the ghost man while laughing: "Hey friend, your shoelaces are loose! Be careful to trip."
"Thank you!" The ghost man stopped subconsciously, looked down at his feet, his shoelaces were not loose!
The ghost man turned his head and saw a dark pot bottom growing in his sight.
"Bang--!"
The ghost man was hit on the face by Li Er's pan and his body fell backwards.
"Bang-bang!" Li Er quickly added two pans to the ghost man's face, smashing the ghost man's hooked nose.
The female ghost turned her head and saw that her companion was knocked unconscious by Li Er. She turned her head and ran away, which made Li Er stunned for a moment.
Li Er didn't chase him. He just saw that his money was placed in the ghost man's pocket.
"Heizichen, give me a rope!"
After get off work, Li Er, the patrol policeman, had to hand over the gun and handcuffs to the gun room, which was one of the reasons why he attacked the ghost man with heavy attacks.
This ghost guy is tall and big. Li Er doesn't have a pistol on his body to scare people, so he has no confidence to defeat the other party.
Heizi Chen Xingyang took a hemp rope from the kitchen and ran away, and tied up the ghost man's hands with Li Er.
"Go and call the police!" Li Er turned his head and said to Heizai Chen.
"Okay!" Heizai Chen asked Li Erxiao while making a phone call: "Second brother, is this considered to be assisting the police in handling the case? Do you have the chance to get good rewards from citizens?"
Li Er: "..."
"I saw that he seemed to put your money in this pocket of the suit." He Min walked over and reminded Li Erdao.
Li Er shook his head with an ugly expression: "I can't get the money back for the time being. The six hundred yuan is now evidence, so I have to wait."
He Min looked at Li Er with a strange face. He was really as if he had changed someone, smart and decisive, and so cautious.
A few dozen minutes later, several CID police officers arrived at the scene.
"What's the situation?" asked a police officer who looked very much like Lee Xiuxian.
"My friend!" Li Er took out his police officer's certificate and subconsciously glanced at the other party a few more times.
Li Er was about to explain, but Heizi Chen was already explaining the situation to the CID policeman who arrived.
"Skin's shovel! If you can't make any money in your own place, you'll come to our Hong Kong Island to cheat. It's really a pleasure for your mother." The CID police officer cursed after hearing Heizai Chen's words.
To be continued...