Chen Jie twitched her lips: "Pinocchio?"

Muke remembered that "Become Pinocchio" has side effects, that is, he cannot speak for an hour before and after using it.

However, it has been more than an hour since she used it, and now her nose has become longer. This can only show that the side effects of "Pinocchio" have become stronger as the effect increases.

Muke touched his nose: "Okay, I admit it. Talking to you will indeed make me less troubled, but it will really become your trouble."

After all, neither the twenty-four ghosts nor the owners of the four major haunted houses may be able to stop the return of Emperor Fengdu, not to mention that Chen Jie is just a fierce ghost.

It's just a fierce ghost, and it sounds a little bit like Versailles. Other ghosts and ordinary ghosts will probably cry when they hear it.

But when the word "Li Gui" was placed in front of Emperor Fengdu, he was so vulnerable. No matter how many prefixes were added to the word "Li Gui", it would have no effect.

Just like the village chief and the president of the country, no matter how great the village chief is, no matter how prosperous the village is, and no matter how large the population is, can you surpass the chairman?

Muke pointed to his nose: "Look, I am telling the truth. My nose has not grown longer."

Chen Jie stood up, pressed Muke's shoulder with one hand, and pinched her nose with the other hand, completely ignoring her previous sentence: "It's soft, I thought it would turn into wood."

My dick is hard."

Muke didn't know what Chen Jie was going to say, so he just blinked.

But Chen Jie smiled: "In this state, you can only remain silent now, you can't lie, right?"

The prerequisite for a longer nose is lying, but Muke can indeed choose not to tell it.

It's just that sometimes, not saying anything is the answer in itself.

Muke thought that Chen Jie might use his silence to deduce the purpose of his concealment, but he heard Chen Jie say: "Let me ask you, what am I to you?"

"What am I to you? What the hell! I'm just her substitute...right? Our relationship for so many years is all fake...right?" At this time, a plaintive female voice came from downstairs.

came.

Chen Jie curled her lips, stood up, and shouted to the third floor: "Liu Meijuan, turn down the TV volume!"

"Oh, okay, Sister Chen!"

Liu Meijuan was also influenced by the Mirror of the Universe of Good and Evil, but the effect the mirror had on her was that she liked to read some sadistic articles and dramas, and the more sadistic the better.

It's the kind of plot where you start with a one-night stand, then become the president's contractual lover, and then find out that you are the president's substitute for Bai Yueguang, and finally donate your kidney to Bai Yueguang and then die. It's a bloody, cliché, brain-dead plot.

The CEO asked angrily, don’t people have two kidneys? Why did she die?

The doctor replied: Because her other kidney was donated to you before.

To be honest, Muke only watched this kind of brain-dead drama when he was a child and was fascinated by it.

Liu Meijuan is much older than her, but she is still crying over this stupid drama.

Muke really didn't understand where the tears were.

Moreover, as an adult, Liu Meijuan has also shown the sophistication and tact that an adult should have. Since Chen Jie was promoted to Li Gui, Liu Meijuan's title to Chen Jie has also been upgraded to "Sister Chen", which shows her respect and desire for survival.

Chen Jie sat back again and looked at Muke: "If you refuse to answer even this question, then I will be really sad."

As she said that, Chen Jie covered her heart in a hypocritical manner.

If it was a month ago, Muke really couldn't answer it, and she didn't dare to answer it, because in her opinion, Chen Jie was just a tool ghost.

But now, after so long, her heart is not made of stone.

She knew very well how much Chen Jie had done for her.

Muke organized his words and said seriously and solemnly: "You are my friend and one of the most important people to me in the world. If I had not met you, I don't know what my life would have been like.

, probably... I should have died a long time ago. So, Chen Jie, I am really happy to have the honor to meet you."

Muke really likes to read Natsume's Book of Friends.

In the anime, what she envied most was that Natsume was always protected by the cat teacher.

——No matter when you need me, I will be there.

And Chen Jie and the others are cat teachers to her.

Chen Jie subconsciously turned her head. To be honest, if "Pinocchio" hadn't been there, Chen Jie would have thought that Muke was sweet-talking her again, just like before.

However, Muke's nose has not grown longer, which means...she is telling the truth, not a single word is false.

She really means it.

Chen Jie suddenly felt a little embarrassed...very embarrassed.

She always feels that the current atmosphere is weird and particularly twisted.

Why can't she think clearly and ask such a question?!

Chen Jie coughed a few times, skipped the previous question, and changed another topic: "Is what you are worried about having something to do with Mei?"

Muke thought for a moment and said, "Yes and no."

"Is it related to Jiang Jian?"

"Yes and no."

Chen Jie continued to ask: "Is it related to the smiling face?"

"Yes and no."

Most of the difficulties Muke encountered before were related to the Smiley Face Organization.

But since knowing his true identity, this sorrow has disappeared.

After all, the Smiley Face Organization is actually her subordinates.

However, after knowing his identity, the biggest enemy he originally thought was his own queen. The crisis did not diminish, but became even more unsolvable.

Because the enemy... is herself...

Is it possible that she killed herself to save herself from death?

This is really a good idea.

So good that it can be classified as mentally retarded.

Chen Jie couldn't help but scratch her hair. Since Chen Jie was promoted to Li Gui, apart from her eyes, her hair has changed the most.

Chen Jie's previous hair looked no different from that of a normal person, but it was actually made of ghost energy. It looked fine from a distance, but you could still tell it was fake when you looked closer.

But now Chen Jie's hair couldn't be more real.

Before, Chen Jie always loved to play with Muke's hair and even tied her into braids.

Now Muke can play with Chen Jie's hair in turn.

The most important thing is that Chen Jie's hair can be lengthened freely. Whether it is waist-length hair or shoulder-length hair, she can change it in an instant whenever she wants.

On Chen Jie's birthday, Muke went to the antique city and bought a yin-y burial object, a green hairpin, as a birthday gift for her.

In order to prevent the Diancuifeng hairpin worth a house from being left unused, Muke also learned to put his hair in a bun. The first experimental subject was of course Chen Jie.

With her hair tied up, Chen Jie looked like a lady for a few hours, and then she returned to her true self.

Now, Chen Jie held the phoenix hairpin on her head and scratched her hair. She felt that the hairpin almost fell off. She quickly stretched out her hand to straighten it again: "It has nothing to do with the smile, and it has nothing to do with the charm. What is it that bothers you?

Is it related?"

Muke stopped talking. She couldn't just talk about Emperor Fengdu.

Chen Jie sighed at the non-existent breath: "Seriously, if we exchanged words now, would I hide anything from you? Would you be happy? You have already said that I am your friend, and I can bear to see you alone.
Chapter completed!