Chapter 869 The whole universe is embarrassed at this moment
"Uh, sorry boss, although I'm from China, but... I'm from Cantonese!" Melinda's face turned red with embarrassment, she lowered her head and rubbed her hands and said helplessly.
Well, her last sentence was in Cantonese.
"Let me do it, my Mandarin is very good." Veteran Jarvis volunteered.
Then, in the alien weapons research and development room on the top floor of Stark Tower, "I will surrender to the Queen of Maya!" rang out one after another!
"Earthlings are good people!" Countless aliens exclaimed.
"Why so many fragments?"
Thanos, who was standing alone in the void, looked at his right hand with a blank look on his face and muttered to himself: "Am I really strong enough to crush the artifact into atoms? But, it was obviously very reluctant just now!"
When he saw Ronan, who was getting more and more powerful not far away, Thanos' purple face turned completely dark.
At first, he did plan to exchange loot with Egg, but after seeing Ronan's performance, Thanos wanted to break his promise.
He wants to possess the Emerald Heart for himself. Thanos doesn't care about the improvement of the Emerald Heart's killing efficiency.
But with the Emerald Heart, he can do things he wants to do but dare not do, such as grabbing the Infinity Stones.
For example, forcing the dwarves to build themselves the Infinity Gauntlet in front of the Asgardians.
Now, he regrets it, not that he regrets not surrendering under someone's skirt. Thanos will not surrender to anyone, even the gods.
Thanos regretted that he should not have crushed the Emerald Heart, even if it was thrown into a black hole, it would be better than letting those bastards divide it up.
"well!"
After squeezing Ronan to death, and countless others who were attracting the fragments of the Emerald Heart, Thanos sighed helplessly and disappeared into the void.
Leaving is just an illusion, lowering someone's vigilance in order to take a dark shot when they are not prepared.
Well, that someone is Hayes.
Thanos is not afraid of Ego, but his legs are on his legs. If he can't defeat him, why can't he run?
Although Thanos is strong, he cannot fly at sub-light speed. In fact, his ability to fly in space relies not on superpowers but on technological equipment.
The deal failed, but he still wanted the Rubik's Cube, so the purple sweet potato spirit wanted to steal the chicken.
No one knows what Thanos is thinking, and no one cares. Everyone is busy shouting "Long live the Queen!"
And just when Tony led Lu Dan and others to open a free Chinese training class, a sudden change occurred...
"Ula Ula!"
The air raid siren at the Men in Black headquarters was sounded.
"Meteor, green meteor is coming to the earth! Oh my god, the speed is too fast, our defense network can't stop it at all!" Lao Huo from the control center of the Castle of Thousand Ships shouted.
While shouting, he issued a gathering order to the members of the Earth Avengers: Aliens have invaded the earth again.
Then Tony and others were also awakened.
"Shit, is it the Predator team again?" Tony looked at the red warning signal on his wrist and said angrily: "Didn't they already rescue Yondu? Did they really think that the earth was a soft persimmon and took away several of us?
People don’t count, you still want to make another fortune?”
Luodan frowned, turned off the teaching communicator, and said: "The predators are lawless, and they are not even afraid of the three major empires. Oh, trouble mother Fake, what is this?"
Before Lu Dan finished speaking, he saw a green light penetrate the ceiling and fall on top of his head. Well, it didn't fall, and then the green light slowly shrank back.
"No, this is not an invasion, this, this is a fragment of the Mayan Jade! It, Omag, they were summoned to the earth millions of light years away?!" Tony exclaimed.
In order to verify his conjecture, he immediately shouted: "I am willing to surrender to Queen Maya!"
Sure enough, the retracted green light descended again, directly covering Tony who kept shouting.
"Shit, it's developed!" Lu Dan's black face was full of ecstasy, and he shouted repeatedly: "Hurry up, don't stop, keep shouting, the alarm is false, there is no need to go to work. Fake, turn off the communicator,
Stop teaching alien devils."
When it comes to the last part of Luo Dan, I feel heartbroken, mmp, if they had known that they could summon green light from across the galaxy, why would they bother to be good guys?
In the universe, good people are useless!
Tony started to be distracted again, shouting slogans and typing on the screen: "Notify the United Nations immediately, no no, that's too slow, let my father use the mastermind of the Citadel of 1,000 Ships to hack all the information equipment on the earth."
"What do you mean?" Luodan asked with a confused look on his face.
"Let the people of Earth shout together." Tony glared at him and wrote.
"Here, there are more than one billion people in China, and all of them speak Mandarin..." Luo Dan hesitated after he understood.
"Fake, you guy." Tony was angry and sad at the same time. He stopped shouting spiritual words and said directly: "The remote-controlled spacecraft you are driving now was obtained by Lao Zheng from his alien girlfriend; the Chinese people
Since thousands of years ago, it has been guarding the earth from evil spirits."
"Fury, and you guys in black, I want to tell you: The United States must have the courage to take responsibility and have the consciousness to become the master of the earth. This is right.
But the earth is not equal to the United States. The United States can die and decline, but the civilization of the earth cannot. If you always think that you are the men in black of the United States, then there is really no need for this organization to exist."
"Well said, I am a Russian, and I am not here to help the United States become the overlord of the universe." Natasha, the black widow, looked directly into Lu Dan's eyes and agreed.
Luodan's face was dark, and he glared at Tony and Natasha, then walked aside and quickly explained to Lao Huo.
Lao Huo hesitated for a few seconds, and finally sighed and began to contact senior officials from various countries.
A minute later, the whole earth resounded with shy shouts.
In less than 10 seconds, the alien spies discovered the anomalies on the earth, especially after seeing sporadic green light spots shining into the earth. The aliens did not understand it at the time, but after the report was sent to their superiors...
...
The whole universe is boiling. How can the devils on Earth be so arrogant?
mmp, I thought they were honest and honest before, but as expected, there are no good aliens!
Then, two minutes later, half of the universe began to shout slogans that embarrassed the Chairman.
Hayes held onto the captain's chair, tried hard to suppress the urge to curse, looked at the picture on the light screen with his neck stiffened, and asked: "Oliver, how many fragments have you collected? Why are there so many fragments?"
The two-headed shark Oliver didn't reply to his words, well, he was busy shouting slogans.
However, like Tony, he still typed with both hands and sent a message to his partner: "I couldn't pronounce it correctly, so I collected three fragments. Alas, it is indeed an artifact. One fragment is the size of a watermelon seed, and the three fragments together are
They are still the size of watermelon seeds together, but the color is darker.
I don’t know the total quantity, but I want to say, this is really good stuff, my strength has increased three times.
One is twice as much, that’s too exaggerated, hey, let’s not say it anymore, don’t you want the Emerald Heart? Hurry up and shout!”
"I am a god!"
Hayes slapped the armrest angrily and shouted: "Am I not as dignified and arrogant as Thanos?"
Oliver was speechless, and after a while he wrote: "Maya Hansen has become your slave, why do you care about her fame? At worst, I can beat her up and vent her anger."
It makes some sense!
Hayes stood up, walked over to Maya who was lying on the ground, and "bang bang", he put his two feet on her butt.
Chapter completed!