At best, Maya is pretending to be a pig, but isn’t she really a pig?

Let her go to Wakanda to become a second-class citizen, it is better to kill her... Well, okay, it's a bit exaggerated, but the president has too many options, and he really doesn't like Wakanda's turtle shell.

Of course, she couldn't say that to Jack and others.

Maya just reminded Jack, well, your "The Brave Island" is missing a few scenes, and everyone is still waiting for the return of you, the king of directors!

Thinking of his big movie, Jack hesitated, and Maya asked again, why do aliens want to attack the earth?

Jack gritted his teeth and decided to finish the movie first and wait for the aliens to come over to see whether they would attack the earth or just attack Wakanda like last time. After all, the United States did not have the rare treasure vibranium.

Everyone stopped going to Wakanda and would die together in the United States, so those people stopped making trouble. Jack invited them to have a meal outside, and then sent them to the airport that night and let them go back to their hometown.

In fact, Jack has been back for two or three days. He is also dawdling. In the bottom of his heart, he does not want to go to Wakanda and suffer the contempt of the black swarms. But for the safety of several children, he reluctantly helped his family to apply for it.

Dual citizenship.

Of course I had to talk to my parents before leaving the United States. This was a good idea, because a group of relatives came to visit me the next day.

"Oh, this damn world!"

Looking at the deserted apartment building, Jack sighed helplessly: "I originally planned to take the opportunity to promote "The Bravely Entering Dokdo", but who would have thought that the popularity would drop so quickly, and it would go cold before I had time to catch up."

Jack was very disappointed. When he came back a few days ago, everyone learned that not only was he not dead (Obama lowered the flag at half-mast for Secretary Jack on Thanksgiving last year), but he also went to the mysterious country of Wakanda like a legend and became Wakanda.

Many neighbors came to visit him, many reporters chased him, many TV stations invited him, many...

In short, Jack became a hot topic in February 1994 and a big celebrity in the United States.

But at the time, he was thinking that his family was going to immigrate to Wakanda, and that fame and wealth had nothing to do with him. The depreciating American sword was nothing in Wakanda, so he refused all invitations.

Now, after the advice of the head of the family, Maya, Jack decided to stay in the United States and continue to be a great director. Therefore, he wanted to make "The Adventure of Dokdo" a hot news while he was a popular figure.

According to common sense, this is almost a matter of course. Unfortunately, the United States and the earth at this moment are not normal.

When I opened the New York Times, the most authoritative newspaper in the United States, I saw on the front page a picture of Superman flying into the air. Elliott, with green skin and pointed ears, was wearing a Superman suit and smiled with big white teeth.

The title is: "It turns out that Superman is among us, Elliot = Clark Kent"

"Yes, we have always been bathed in the light of the great skrull civilization and paid tribute to the majestic President Elliott... Let's discuss what President Elliott has done for the United States.

Contribution... things have to start from 32 years ago. The real Clinton, in fact, has died long ago. It was Elliott. He couldn't bear to see a pair of

Elderly parents suffered the pain of losing a child, so... Elliot received the most orthodox American university education. He and Ms. Sheila met, got to know each other, and fell in love at Yale University... We can see that Elliot

Liott has more than 99.999999999999% similarity with Clark Kent. Under his leadership, the United States has achieved..."

How much politicians in the entire Mi Kingdom hope that Eliowot is like Clark Kent, and it is completely rice to become the Mi Guo, for the people of the Earth ... No, to give everything for the country, even if they can't beat "Zade"

Destroyed by his countrymen.

Likewise, Sheila also bears the expectations of both parties, well, they expect her to become Lois Lane, the lifelong bond of Superman.

Well, Superman and Lois stole the headlines on the front page, so it’s time for Jack to appear on the second page, right?

No!

The second page of the New York Times had the same headline as the front page of the Times, which read that Isa II abdicated the throne and congratulated King Esso and Queen Isa on their marriage.

Well, Tony became the prince, and his once old father has now become the king of Jifu Country.

Third edition?

There is still no news from Jack. Now, all European countries, whether they are constitutional monarchies or not, have imported a king for themselves on the same day.

Africa and South America also wanted to import several alien kings to the United States, but there were too many European countries and they couldn't get any.

The Great Celestial Dynasty has always been the same, not participating or speaking, and living its own life peacefully.

Then, Dongyang and Bangzi Kingdom begged the father of the United States to send them an alien king... Reluctantly, Luo Dan found Maya, and Maya sent two maids to be the king.

Since then, no one has cared about Jack's trivial matters.

Well, before he became famous, he was already angry.

Maya doesn't care about Jack's loss.

After finishing her business outside, her real body also went home today.

No matter how corrupt Jack was or how bad he was, he still tried his best to protect this family, well, although his efforts were very limited.

Therefore, today, Maya decided to cook herself and the family would have a good New Year.

Well, yes, the Spring Festival of 1994 has arrived!

Jennifer just got up. She came to the living room dressed in sleeping clothes. When she smelled the aroma, she swallowed her saliva and said, "How can we finish eating so many dishes? How about calling Meredith over?"

Maya wore a tall chef's hat on her head and a white scarf around her chest. She was chopping and cooking vegetables quickly with her hands and feet. She said without looking back: "Today is the only one. Didn't you hear the sound of firecrackers everywhere on the street? Today

, it’s Chinese New Year’s Eve!”

We haven’t had lunch yet here in the United States, and it’s already evening in China, so by the time all the dishes are served, most of the Spring Festival Gala will be played.

"Hahaha, so funny, haha..."

Well, it's very embarrassing. President Maya saw Zhu Shimao and Chen Peisi's "The Big Change" and was so happy that he could hardly hold his bowl. Jack, Jennifer, and even the Asian girl Skye looked at them like they were fools.

she.

"Skye, starting tomorrow, you have to learn Chinese." Maya decided while tapping her chopsticks.

Then, she glanced at Jennifer and Jack and said, "Since you want to join Hollywood, you must learn Chinese well. You must know that in 20 years, it will surpass North America in terms of ticket sales!"

"cut!"

Today, it was rare for Maya to relax. After lunch, she took Skye to Chinatown to watch the lion dance. Well, she also stopped by Lao Huang’s Sichuan Spicy Restaurant to pay her New Year greetings. Well, she received two big red envelopes.

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Yes, today is Wednesday, there is no holiday, but after the president took office, he changed the school rules: Asian students can take three days off during the Spring Festival.

Skye is enjoying the remaining blessings of Maya by being able to go out for a walk.

As for Maya herself, alas, she has now completely become the bully of the high school in the city. Her Nobel Prize has been confirmed, and the successful cloning has been quietly notified to Principal Charles.

She said, I am not an Asian, but I believe in their traditions, so I approve my own leave, is there any problem?

“That’s reasonable, no problem at all!”
Chapter completed!