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Chapter 339 The president who sells the magic medicine

Just as President Maya traces back to his roots and uses Hammer's classmates as an example to explore the topic of "how profound the impact of choosing the wrong kid next door will be on the child", the former little Hammer and today's "old" classmate of Hammer are still

Chatting there endlessly.

"Tony went out to play with women, so of course I went too. Tony also had sex, and I followed suit. Tony tried threesomes and foursomes. How could I not give it a try? Tony skipped class, and I skipped class too. Tony and his classmates

There was a fight, and I also beat up my deskmate... I think I was just 23 years old, which was the age of my prime. Just because when I was a teenager, I imitated Tony in drinking, fighting, and playing with women, my body was ruined, like

A deflated rubber ball is useless!"

At this point, Hammer began to cry softly, "Now I have become the oldest student in Science and Technology High School. Not only do I have to donate a large amount of money to the school every year, but I also have to endure the ridicule of the whole school... woo woo

, now, now it’s even worse, my privacy was exposed by those two little bitches, wuwu... I clearly gave them each a diamond necklace, and at that time they hugged me and shouted, 'honey, you are so awesome'

Great, damn it, how can I meet people like this?"

"Well, Hammer, actually you don't have to worry at all. Even if you are not good at that, your reputation in school will not be reduced much." Joey patted Hammer on the back and consoled him.

"Joy, is it true?" Hammer asked cautiously.

"Really!" Joey said with certainty: "Although we have secretly laughed at you for a few days because of what happened to Pfeiffer and others, compared to your other 'advantages', impotence cannot lower your rating."

"Wow, Joey, you are so sweet..." Hammer said.

Maya was speechless after hearing this. It wasn't that Joey said something wrong. In fact, everything Joey said was true, because you can get extra points for a perfect score on the exam, but you can't get a negative score for a zero.

ah!

After receiving the wink from Joey, Maya quickly comforted her and changed the subject: "Hammer, you are actually a very good person, but your outstanding stupid appearance has covered up your golden appearance.

Brilliant inner world.

People have misunderstood you. You are not a born idiot. Just because you chose the wrong person to learn from. Tony is really not suitable to be your role model... In other words, Hammer, a person of the same generation as Tony, only your father asked

Do you learn from Tony?"

After being comforted by President Maya's words that were not only compliments but also sarcasm, Hammer returned to his usual indifferent expression. Well, he has seen too many cynicisms over the years, and he has already developed a mind of steel.

It's just that exposing a man's most secret pain in front of two beautiful companions today made him a little unstable.

After Hammer thought for a moment, he said seriously: "Ten years ago, that bastard Tony was the nightmare of all our peers. You also know that although American public opinion promotes anti-intellectualism, it is all lies.

For ordinary people, for those of us, of course, the more talented our children are, the better. And Tony is undoubtedly the genius who best conforms to the values ​​of the upper class. I am not the only one. Many of my peers are required to learn from Tony."

"Well, so all of you...I mean are you the only one who is so miserable?" Maya asked.

"Uh, am I miserable? Well, I am a little miserable...but it seems that I am not the worst, hahaha..."

Hammer suddenly laughed as he spoke, "Sure enough, there is no happiness without comparison. At least I am still studying hard. Edward, like me, is a repeater, but he dropped out of school before graduating from elementary school. Haha,

And Julian, that kid is still in the St. John's Drug Rehabilitation Center. Well, you can go see him this weekend... By the way, I almost forgot about poor Sam. Alas,

Why is it so hard to think about it? At such a young age, he was admitted to Boston Polytechnic University and committed suicide by jumping off a building. Sigh... Back then, we even formed the Anti-Stark Steel Alliance, and everyone made an appointment.

, they isolated Tony together, neither talking to him nor playing with him. Unexpectedly, Tony went directly to Massachusetts, so Tony is really a bastard..."

Seeing Hammer reminiscing about the past and scolding Tony, a big word appeared faintly on President Maya's forehead.

At the same time, she also secretly rejoiced. Look how unpopular Tony has become. Compare this to yourself. We are also geniuses since we were young, but everyone sincerely bows to her, and everyone admires and respects her...

From this aspect, my EQ is much higher than Tony, hahaha...

Well, a certain president has completely forgotten the scene where he punched his little friend and kicked his male classmate to convince him.

"Hey, Hammer, our topic has gone a bit far!"

Maya knocked on the glass window and brought up old things again: "Hammer, since your health is no longer good, I have recently developed a pill that will definitely help you a lot. Do you want to try it?"

"No, Maya, did you really invent that medicine?" Joey asked in surprise.

Maya nodded and continued to ask Hammer: "This can not only increase the duration... Well, I guess, it can be extended by half an hour. At the same time, it can also greatly increase sperm activity."

Seeing Maya, a little beauty, selling the medicine to him in a serious manner, Hammer, a grown man in his twenties, felt a little embarrassed.

Then he changed the subject and asked: "Maya, I know you have been in the laboratory recently, but aren't you doing cloning experiments? How do you study aphrodisiacs?"

"Oh, you don't know!"

Maya sighed and explained: "After all, we are just a small high school club. We can't build our own biological sample breeding center like a large laboratory... Joey, does your RAND Corporation specialize in managing biological experimental samples?

department?”

"Yes, there is a mouse breeding factory in Queens. We not only use it ourselves, but also provide it to other laboratories. If you do not clone pigs, but clone mice, our company can provide experimental materials for free."

It's not that white mice are useless, but where are the large animals that can cause more sensation than white mice?

Maya continued: "I always took samples at the pig farm in the suburbs, but there were only three boars in the pig farm, so samples were not collected for me every time. It took me several weeks to do this.

, slowly developed a drug that can not only stimulate the secretion of sex hormones, but also improve the activity of sperm... This is how the baby pigs in Helen's belly came about. As you can see, the current 10 babies are all very strong, which shows that I

The medicine is very useful and harmless!”

Joey and Hammer looked at Maya with their mouths wide open, as if they were looking at a monster.

After a while, Hammer finally asked with difficulty: "You developed the aphrodisiac for breeding pigs, and now you want to use it on me?"
Chapter completed!
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