Chapter 1244 Alas, even Robinson is not as good as
"Ugh, that's disgusting!" Maya glanced at it, then looked away and continued to rescue the next spacecraft.
"This is a classic case, we have to record it." Rambo was very interested and quietly ordered to his adjutant.
"This... is not good, it involves the name of Xandar soldiers..." Black girl Bakian said with an ugly face.
There were as many as 250,000 members of the Isaac crew, and no one survived, and no one even chose to go into hibernation.
After a chaotic party, they came and went without a trace, as if they were very artistic.
Well, a pair of doggy men and women having sex on a public beach is a form of sexual intercourse that expresses animal desires. Three thousand pairs of men and women gather together to have sex, and that is performance art.
So, those 250,000 people... it is definitely an art feast.
So, ten small spaceships, a hundred battleships, and more than ten million people...
"This is an art feast of death!" Lu Dan sighed with a complicated expression.
"It seems that the aliens are still too fragile, with a survival rate of less than 5%... Alas, they didn't even survive for half a year.
This incident must be included in the textbooks of the Earth's Space Force, and we must take it as a warning." Rambo said firmly.
"Diplomacy..." Lu Dan hesitated.
"Don't think about diplomacy. If there were only Xandar, the Xandar people would try their best to hide it, but if there are more than a dozen civilizations here with the same virtue, they wouldn't care." Maya waved her hand and interjected.
Lu Dan breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "It's not because they are fragile, but because they all understand the meaning of falling into the death zone of ψ particles.
I have seen the vastness of the starry sky, and the spaceship is as narrow as a bottle. Even a small spaceship is just a wide-mouthed bottle.
Who can endure thousands or tens of thousands of years of loneliness?"
There is no doubt that the entire earth and the entire galaxy reported this "Oort tragedy" the next day.
"Hey, let's go back. The solar system is too evil. Look, in just a few years, the number of aliens who have died there has almost reached the total population of the earth." An alien pointed at the light screen.
The message on the website was horrifying.
Well, this is a small cruise ship that just jumped out from the South Gate 2 intersection.
A group of alien tourists were going to see the scenery of the Earth, but they were frightened by the honor guard spacecraft filled with stars.
When American soldiers die for their country, there will be honor guards lining up, carrying coffins, and covering flags. Likewise, aliens have a similar system.
And those who committed suicide also received the honor of dying in the national war.
As a result, tens of millions of soldiers, hundreds of millions of honor guards, billions of soldiers' families, and tens of millions of spaceships filled the entire intersection.
Well, the aliens at the intersection were all frightened.
"Clint, public opinion is very unfavorable to us." Natasha found the South Gate Governor and said seriously.
Hawkeye pressed his temples and said with a tired look, "What are the reactions from all parties?"
"Earth's news media naturally praised Maya's abilities, and then praised the Earth's rescue actions. By the way, they mocked the aliens for their fragile psychology. Well, they also used Robinson Crusoe as an example."
"Uh, which Robinson?" Hawkeye looked up in confusion.
"Who else could it be? The one from Robinson Crusoe." Natasha rolled her eyes.
"How can it be the same? Robinson knew that he had hope of being rescued, but the ψ particle... Before Maya, even the gods couldn't crack the ψ particle." Eagle Eye Egg said in pain.
"Then there are the Xandar and other victimized civilizations... Alas, although the instigators are the Xandar people, who covet vampire abilities, Dracula is an earthling after all... uh, an earth ghost.
And Maya has obviously been able to crack the ψ particle for a long time, but deliberately... so there is a lot of public resentment.
Coulson sent a telegram, well, the aliens started demonstrating around the embassy again.
According to speculation by experts from the Ministry of Commerce, due to the small-scale boycott of earth products by the Xandarians, this year's revenue forecast has to be lowered by 23 percentage points." Natasha sighed.
Eagle Eye pointed at the documents on the table and asked with a sneer: "Does this contract still count?"
There are two reasons why Maya eliminated that dead zone: First, the dead zone is the territory of the solar system and occupies a hyperspace jump point. Although it only connects a dozen points, there are already very few jump points around the earth.
Second, the "Earth Xandar Strategic Business Cooperation Act", which lasts for 5,000 years, has many regulations that are beneficial to the development of Earth's business.
Of course, the League of Nations hopes to sign a military alliance with Xandar, which is gradually showing its imperial power, similar to NATO.
But the Xandar people would rather give up 10 small spaceships than agree to a military alliance.
In a video call with Maya, Nova Supreme said bluntly: "If a military alliance is reached with the Earth, Xandar will definitely lose more than 10 small spaceships in the future. Therefore, we will not do a loss-making business."
The document on Hawkeye's desk is the "Business Cooperation Act."
Natasha shrugged and said: "In 5000 years. I guess, with Coulson's ability, it will take at most five months for the Xandarians to fall in love with the Earthlings again.
Finally, there are the third-party aliens, who began to have some misunderstandings about the solar system, as if the earth has become some dangerous place in the galaxy."
Hawkeye rolled his eyes and said: "Let the Propaganda Department work and preach... Maya mends the sky, Maya saves the slaves of faith, so Maya is a kind god.
And Maya hunted down the old seven-dimensional god Ego for half of the universe. Her power was overwhelming and she was the best in the universe.
So, is there any logic to the fact that the solar system, guarded by the most benevolent god in the universe, is the safest place in the galaxy?"
The corners of Natasha's mouth twitched, and after a while, she nodded and said, "No problem, I almost believed it."
Seeing that Natasha was about to leave, Hawkeye quickly handed over another document and said, "This is the 'Superior Plan' sent by Fury. It is your mission."
"The plan of the superior? What is it..."
Natasha took it and looked through it on the spot for a while, then said in pain: "The plan is good, but can this pretentious trick scare those gangster leaders?"
"You don't believe it?"
"Do you believe it?" Natasha rolled her eyes and asked.
"Uh..." Hawkeye touched his chin and said awkwardly: "I don't believe it either, but Fury... I just had a video call with him this morning, so you should do as he said.
Those who believe can be let go, and those who don't believe... those who don't believe can continue to do labor camps. Anyway, the earth is not in a hurry, there is plenty of time, and when the underworld is established, we will understand after we go and see."
Three days later, on the west coast of the United States, in Seattle, in a seaside luxury apartment.
"Mrs. Gao, if Leland is killed, will we be exposed?" A tall, bald white man looked at the old lady opposite and asked.
"Wilson, you are now Kingpin, the king of the underworld. You must have a palace and courage!" Mrs. Gao paused her cane and lectured.
The middle-aged neon man on the sofa next to Jin Bin frowned and said: "This is not a problem that can be solved by strength and city government.
Leland holds the ledger of our transactions. If he can't hold on, I'm afraid not all of us here will have to go..."
The neon man turned his head, glanced at the Russian behind him who was sitting idle on a chair, chewing gum and playing with a dagger, and asked: "Vladimir, what is Lester doing?"
"who?"
Vladimir, who looked a bit like Little Plum, put away his dagger and asked doubtfully: "Mr. Nobunaga, may I ask, which Lester is it?"
Chapter completed!