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Chapter 1127 Murder Sports

"Didn't you say that as society continues to progress, sports projects should also conform to the values ​​of the middle class?" Xiao Hua said in surprise.

"Alas, I used to be too naive."

Stern rubbed his temples and said with blurred eyes: "In other words, people on earth live too peacefully and peacefully. Do you know how many people die every day in Gao Tianzun Arena?"

Without waiting for the secretary to answer, he stretched out a finger and said with emotion: "One hundred people, an average of one hundred people per day at a junction, and his industry spans the galaxy and even the entire universe.

All added up, the number of gladiators dying every day is in the tens of thousands.

Falk, the savage alien devil!

We can't learn from them, but we still have to adapt to the cruel interstellar environment.

Xiao Hua, if you are an ordinary New Yorker who has witnessed interstellar gladiatorial matches and truly experienced the harsh living environment of interstellar, would you still be interested in the sissy earthly competitive matches?"

"Well, I understand. Earth's technology and social system need to be star-leveled, and those of us who engage in sports must follow suit." Xiao Hua thought for a moment and nodded.

"right!"

Stern slapped his hands and gritted his teeth and said: "The gentrification plan has been completely cancelled, but the adjustment of the alliance cannot be stopped. If gentrification doesn't work, we will become devils!

If there is no fight in a game, then... fine the referee money!

Tell those bastards that manipulating games and participating in gambling is a second-degree crime; if there is no fighting or blood on the court, it is a first-degree crime.

In short, our slogan is: no group fights, no basketball!"

"But if you just fight without playing basketball, the characteristics of basketball will be gone. It's better for the audience to go directly to the gladiatorial match." Xiao Hua frowned.

"Well, that makes sense, I'll think about it again..."

Stern's head, which was red with excitement, cooled down.

After a while, he said calmly: "Do you know the Bad Boys Legion in the late 1980s? The dirty play is enough to go down in history. Even Jordan fell into their hands several times.

From now on, the Bad Boys Legion will be an example for all teams in the league to follow.

is their lower limit.

I hope that the league will have talented people from generation to generation, and that the new generation will be better than the old ones."

So, the next day, a piece of gossip began to spread among NBA players...

"Have you heard that elbow strikes will become a regular move in the game?" Stockton, one of Utah's two worst players, asked worriedly.

He is white, small in stature and weak in body. His playing relies entirely on technique, and he is more likely to suffer losses during physical collisions.

"Don't worry, John, don't you still have me here?" Ma Long flashed his elbow like cast iron and grinned.

"Alas, with the relaxation of restrictions on foul actions, it will become increasingly difficult for us technical players to mess around." Hornacek, known as the Death Ray Gun, said with emotion.

"You don't know how to hit with elbows, but you can use your feet to poke your eyes. It has become a regular method to use your feet to poke your eyes!"

After a week of trial implementation of the new rules, the NBA really became popular. Even though every game was bloody and a little bit crowded, even though there were only over 400 people in the league, more than 100 people were disabled within a week.

However, in this year of entering the interstellar age, Earth's medical technology has developed rapidly. Broken bones and tendons are no more than the previous severe cold, which lasted three days and reappeared within a week...

The key is that the space city in the Amaterasu Corridor actually purchased the NBA broadcast rights. Because of the news about the gambling fight between Maya and Gao Tianzun, a lot of aliens watched, and they paid in star coins!

The nba league has become the first sports program on earth to earn foreign exchange.

"Hey, I didn't catch up with the good times and retired too early. If I were still in the league, according to today's basketball rules, where would Jordan's turn be?" Bill Laimbeer, the king of bad boys, sighed looking up to the sky.

After the first Star Coins entered the account, league officials couldn't help but get excited and directly shouted the slogan "No boxing, no basketball".

Since then, basketball has entered...a weird interstellar era.

"Murder Basketball" actually made the first pot of gold in the competitive industry, and other sports can no longer sit still.

The first thing that followed the reform was tennis. The density of tennis balls was increased, and the leather shell was replaced with highly elastic metal.

Moreover, it is not illegal to hit the opponent's head, chest and other vital parts with a tennis ball. Well, if you can defeat the opponent with a tennis ball, then you will be awarded the victory directly.

Thus, "Murder Tennis" was born!

Seeing that today's medical conditions are indeed very good, even the eyeball shot out by a tennis ball can be 3D printed through stem cell cloning from Hanson Medical Company.

Killer football, killer volleyball, killer table tennis... Nowadays, if your sports cannot kill people, it will be a hindrance to the stardom of the earth.

Maya did not interfere with the booming murderous sport on Earth.

No matter how they preach about the "killing rules" in sports, they only increase the level of violence and bloodshed, and there are almost no real fatalities.

No matter how much elbow strikes a basketball player throws, they can't compare to the sword swings of gladiators in the gladiatorial arena, right?

Three days later, Maya received a secret summons from Apocalypse. As expected, he was favored by Thanos, and as soon as he joined the job, he became the deputy leader of the Dark Order.

Ranked below the superstars, her real power status even exceeds that of Gamora and Nebula, the two daughters of Thanos.

On that day, after Apocalypse was rescued by Maya, he took the gladiators directly to the Dark Quadrant, which is the holy land of fugitives, plunderers, wanted criminals, illegal traders, slave-catching teams and other black forces. It is also the base camp of the cancers of the universe.

When he arrived in the Dark Quadrant, Apocalypse just managed his own power with peace of mind and did not take the initiative to contact the Dark Order. Thanos personally found him and gave him the honor of being the son of Thanos.

Apocalypse's experience was in line with Maya's expectations and was nothing noteworthy.

Then came the information related to Thanos sent by Apocalypse. First, Thanos was recruiting troops to make up for the losses in last year's Reality Stone Battle.

Second, Thanos started "Thanos-style family planning" again.

As in previous years, we only focus on weak civilizations entering the period of decline and civilizations below level four.

Third, whether he is recruiting his subordinates or handling official duties, Thanos is always soaked in the biochemical tank of pale golden liquid.

Article 3 is the key!

Thanos' character has not changed and he revealed his secrets to Thanos' son without hesitation.

"I want to build the body of an eight-dimensional god, a body that can use a full set of infinite gems without restriction."

These are his original words.

There was no trace of pride in his tone, he said this very calmly.

Tianqi said bluntly: "Although Thanos has lost three of his limbs, when facing him, his legs feel weak in shame, and he lowers his head unconsciously."

From the beginning, Apocalypse felt that Thanos's family planning was too cruel and he couldn't accept it. But Thanos was more terrifying than expected, and he didn't dare to violate it.

So, he decided to modify his positioning. Instead of being a red flower and a pair of sticks, he chose to be a technician.

He wants to show Thanos his intelligence!

The time came to November 22nd, and tomorrow was Thanksgiving. Maya brought Jennifer, Skye, and James to Shandar.

This time there is no need to ride on a non-existent small spaceship. With Cuilong, we can travel 70,000 light-years in two hours.

The family rode on white horses and had an alien version of Thanksgiving with Jack on Xandar Prime.

During this period, Maya also ran to meet Tom and brought Star-Lord a sweater knitted by his mother.
Chapter completed!
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