Chapter 9: The Bursting Toilet
"Is Wu Lingyuan coming to class?" A woman with exquisite makeup sat in the principal's office, holding a slender women's cigarette between her fingertips.
Assistant to the principal Wang Qingshan held a lit lighter and approached attentively, "Yes, Miss Fasilia."
This eldest lady is the only daughter of the Empire's six-star general Grubb, and she is a person whom the principal must be courteous to when he meets her.
Every time she came to the office, the principal would pretend to be pissed and throw her to Wang Qingshan to receive her.
Everyone in the entire academy knows that this eldest lady is a big fan of Wu Lingyuan, because she is a die-hard CP fan of General Feng Tinghan and Major General Helian Yuesheng, their childhood sweethearts.
Wang Qingshan's nickname is also known as the college's know-it-all, and any troubles in the college cannot be hidden from his eyes.
"I want to ask for leave." Fasilia fiddled with her newly made red nails, and her condescending tone made Wang Qingshan very dissatisfied, but he still had to say with a smile, "Okay, here is your leave note."
There is no deadline on the leave note, it all depends on Fasilia's own pleasure, she can fill it out as many days as she wants.
"By the way," before leaving, Fasilia suddenly turned her head, "The bathroom in the dormitory of 3308 is broken, do you know?"
"No, I haven't received any reports from students..." Wang Qingshan suddenly realized in the middle of his words, 3308? Isn't it Wu Lingyuan's dormitory?
It seems that this young lady is planning to cause trouble again.
Wang Qingshan immediately gave a "you understand, I understand, everyone understands" look, "I will definitely send someone to repair it tomorrow."
Although the eldest lady Fasilia has a lot of things to do, she is still quite sensible. She usually does not cause trouble for the academy and usually commits suicide by herself.
From what I hear, it means first asking for leave to create an alibi, then finding someone to sabotage 3308, and finally dealing with Wu Lingyuan.
In this case, as long as the school does not intervene, the fire will not burn on the school.
Wang Qingshan was already able to deal with similar matters with ease. Anyway, Wu Lingyuan was not favored by the admiral, so he would definitely suffer the same fate as usual.
After leaving the principal's office, Fasilia immediately informed a group of little sisters, intending to give Wu Lingyuan some color.
After Wu Lingyuan finished her day's classes, she first returned to her dormitory and was about to go to the bathroom. Xue Zhang stopped her and said, "Go to the next door or the public toilet. The toilet is blocked for some reason."
Next door is Fasilia's dormitory, and it is absolutely impossible for Wu Lingyuan to go there. She can only go to the public restrooms on each floor.
She glanced at the blocked toilet and asked Xue Zhang: "When was it blocked?"
"That's what happened when I came back from school this afternoon." Xue Zhang, wearing black-rimmed glasses, leaned against the door of the toilet. When he saw Wu Lingyuan picking up the plastic wrap, he frowned, "Yuanyuan, what do you want to do?"
"It's connected to the toilet." Wu Lingyuan took the plastic wrap and wrapped it around the toilet.
Xue Zhang stood there blankly. It was surprising enough that the noble general's wife would condescend to live in a two-person dormitory. Why did she have to go to the toilet herself? Is this reasonable?
"Why don't we wait until the school takes care of it tomorrow?" Xue Zhang said cautiously.
Wu Lingyuan didn't answer, thinking that she would wait for the school to deal with it, because the day lilies might be cold. Seeing Xue Zhang's bewildered look, she said: "Why don't you buy some toilet dredging agent, or look for a maintenance team
phone number."
"Oh, okay." Although Xue Zhang is tall and has a strong aura, she is actually a little girl dressed in a more neutral style. She has a dull personality, is very simple, and has no ill intentions. And she is also
She especially loves to study, and she and Wu Lingyuan have a pure roommate relationship most of the time.
As soon as Xue Zhang stepped out with his front foot, his back foot was caught by Fasilia's follower.
"Hey, man woman!" A woman with dyed pink hair and a little chubby girl grabbed Xue Zhang's collar from left to right, "Where's Wu Lingyuan?"
"In the dormitory, dormitory..."
The pink-haired girl glared at the chubby girl, "Didn't you say she drank two bottles of water in the library?"
The little chubby girl was also shocked: "Maybe...she has a special skill of holding back urine?"
Xue Zhang suddenly realized: "Oh! So it's you..."
"Shh!" The pink-haired man covered her mouth, "If you dare to say it out, you may not be able to graduate!"
Xue Zhang came from an ordinary family and was admitted to the college only because of his excellent academic performance. She knew that these two were Fasilia's followers and could not afford to offend them.
When the pink-haired girl thought that she and the chubby girl had been squatting in the public toilet for more than three hours without waiting for Wu Lingyuan, she suddenly became very angry.
"Heidi," she told the little chubby girl, "go inform Miss Leia, let's go directly to the dormitory to block people!"
Expecting that Xue Zhang did not dare to resist, Heidi let go of her collar and asked, "What are you doing out here?"
Xue Zhangzhan replied tremblingly: "Yuanyuan asked me to buy some toilet unblocking agent..."
"Hahaha, no?" Heidi laughed loudly, "Wu Lingyuan isn't going to use the toilet by herself, is she?"
Xue Zhang blushed with anger when he heard Heidi's strange voice.
Heidi turned a blind eye and went to the next door bedroom to tell Fasilia.
Fasilia raised her eyebrows after hearing this, "Wouldn't it be more interesting to take a picture of this and post it on the Star Network than to give her some color to see?"
After saying that, she picked up the most advanced high-definition camera.
Heidi looked at the two buckets of paint on the ground and asked, "Miss Leah, do you still want to bring this?"
"Of course," Fasilia said with a smirk on her lips, "Don't you want to see the Rainbow Man use the toilet?"
This is a specially customized paint that cannot be washed off and will only fall off on its own after a week.
Fasilia can't wait to see the colorful Wu Lingyuan being pointed out in the academy and then making the front page headlines of the Star Network Daily.
The two of them walked towards the bedroom next door bravely.
Xue Zhang wanted to inform Wu Lingyuan, but the pink hair covered his mouth, making him helpless.
Wu Lingyuan heard the sound of two footsteps, one light and one heavy, and thought it was Xue Zhang returning with the maintenance man, so he did not become suspicious.
She held the phone to her ear and said something impatiently.
Fasilia discovered that it was an alien language that she could not understand, so she secretly set up a camera at the door.
Then, she kicked open the toilet door.
Wu Lingyuan turned her head reflexively, and before she could see the person in front of her clearly, a bucket of colorful paint was thrown in her face...
"Hahahaha..." Fasilia looked at the paint dripping from Wu Lingyuan's head and stood by the door laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten up.
Wu Lingyuan squeezed the phone tightly, suppressing her anger, and said a common interstellar farewell to the person on the other end. Then she wiped off the paint on her eyelashes and asked with a cold face: "Is it fun?"
Fasilia nodded helplessly, "I have never seen a rainbow person as beautiful as you~"
"Then do you know what a minion is?" Wu Lingyuan crossed her arms and stood behind the toilet.
Heidi put down the paint bucket and took out her mobile phone to take pictures of Wu Lingyuan's tragic situation, while asking: "Is that the big-eyed guy wearing suspender jeans who only knows how to do it?"
Heidi laughed sarcastically: "What a country bumpkin, he actually watched the movie about Ancient Earth."
"That's not the Minion I'm talking about," Wu Lingyuan said with a smile on her lips. "The Minion I'm talking about is that when I press the flush button, the plastic wrap will bulge, and then...
With a bang, it exploded."
"Did you see the yellow liquid flowing inside?" Wu Lingyuan pointed at the blocked toilet and said, "This stuff will splash all over you and dye you yellow smoothly, and no matter how strong the perfume is, it can't cover it up.
."
As soon as she finished speaking, she pressed the flush button, giving the two of them no time to react.
There was only a loud "bang" sound, and the plastic wrap was blown to pieces just as she said.
The yellow liquid in the toilet spurted out like an exploding cesspool, covering their heads and faces.
Chapter completed!