[9] I didn't expect you to be such Liu Guangtian
Good guy, Banggeng is indeed the person who loves me the most, Liu, who has contributed so much anger to me!!
Is it really okay to be so angry at a young age? If you are so angry, aren't you afraid that a young person will develop high blood pressure?
Bangge, you must not have high blood pressure, otherwise I will have to break up with you. After all, you are so angry, and you will burp when I get angry with you...
Of course, these are not the most important things. The most important thing is that if you have high blood pressure, where can I find someone who can love (hate) me as much as you do?
So Bangge, in order to continue to provide me with love (hate), Bangge, you must live a good life, preferably until you are one hundred and ninety years old, until I don’t want to be angry anymore, and we will spend a lifetime together.
After muttering something in his heart about longevity, Liu Guangfu immediately looked at the anger points he had collected today, and chose ten consecutive draws with a smile on his face!!
At the same time, I silently said thank you to Shazhu, Qin Huairu, Jia Zhang, and Banggen’s family for their selfless sponsorship!!
[Ding~ The lucky draw is successful, congratulations to the host for winning 50 cents, milk
[Ding, congratulations to the host for ten draws in a row, an unexpected lucky reward, and two super egg-laying hens known as [egg-laying machines]. 】
“This lottery actually has special rewards??”
After being surprised for a moment, Liu Guangfu turned away from the food and fifty cents and went straight to see what the old hen called the egg-laying machine was.
[Egg-laying machine]; Egg-laying machine, besides eating, I only love to lay eggs. I was born to lay eggs, and live to lay eggs. I am an egg-laying machine. As long as you feed me, I will lay eggs for you, and I will only lay eggs and even poop.
No, you can lay up to 4 to 7 eggs in a day. Remember not to eat the egg-laying machine itself. Its meat is highly toxic, which is not fatal but will last a lifetime.
After reading the description of the egg-laying machine, Liu Guangfu felt his eyes light up. One egg-laying machine can produce four eggs a day, and two can produce eight eggs a day.
With the speed of laying eggs at this rate, the second uncle of his family would not be able to eat eggs until he was scared to death.
Then I will give him boiled eggs in the morning, scrambled eggs at noon, poached eggs at night, and tea eggs as a midnight snack, so that after he eats them, his mouth will smell like eggs, and his farts will smell like eggs...
After happily imagining that his second uncle's farts smelled like eggs, Liu Guangfu couldn't help but smile and flick the egg at Liu Guangtian who was standing aside to celebrate.
"Oh oh oh...it hurts, it hurts...suck, sniff...Brother, what are you going to do? You want to kill your brother, right?"
After he had to sit up, Liu Guangtian covered the injured area and looked at Liu Guangfu with pain on his face and said.
"Keep your voice down, I'll give you an apple, and do you think it's disgusting? A person like Jia Zhang is actually... disgusting, aren't you??" Facing Liu Guangtian who sat up, Liu Guangfu tore open an infinite chicken drumstick.
, stuffed his mouth and said.
"Meat? Chicken legs!!"
After picking up the chicken drumstick and chewing it, Liu Guangtian actually asked Liu Guangfu if he wanted to play it again. "Well, it's delicious, brother. If you like it, you can play it a few more times as long as you give him the drumstick!!"
"Isn't that disgusting? Are you allowed to see those things? Well, let's not talk about it. I got goosebumps as I said it." After pushing Liu Guangtian in disgust, Liu Guangfu was there holding another chicken drumstick.
I sat at the window and started chewing.
"Don't talk nonsense. I saw it by accident. I met Qin Huairu and Yuyu by accident when I went to see them..."
Speaking of the previous scandal, Liu Guangtian couldn't help but get goosebumps, so he quickly waved his hand to end the topic and asked Liu Guangfu where his chicken legs came from; "Brother, where did you get these chicken legs?
Could it be that you took away the old hen that Xu Damao lost?"
"Liu Guangtian, although you are my brother, from today on I will take care of you like a younger brother. As long as you obey me, I can ensure that you will not be beaten by our father, and you can always eat well.
food."
After saying that he would take care of Liu Guangtian like a younger brother in the future, Liu Guangfu saw that he had finished eating the chicken drumsticks and immediately took out another pack of biscuits for him and stuffed his mouth; "Here, eat some more biscuits to make you full and strong."
A little bit, so that when the stick grows up, the two of us brothers together can’t beat each other!!”
Hearing Liu Guangfu's words, Liu Guangtian was stunned, because he actually felt that his brother Liu Guangfu's words seemed to be quite reasonable...
When he used to take care of Liu Guangfu, his brother, the two brothers were directly in the state of difficult brothers and brothers. They had to be beaten at home all day. They did n’t have any face to go out.
Like a wild child.
And since Liu Guangfu stood up to resist his second uncle today, the two brothers not only ate eggs and peanuts at the dinner table, but also ate Sha Zhu's stewed chicken at the compound meeting just now.
It was a late night snack of delicious chicken drumsticks and biscuits. The most important thing is that the second uncle still doesn’t dare to hit his two brothers.
Thinking of this, Liu Guangtian, who was eating biscuits, put his arm around Liu Guangfu's shoulders, nodded and said: "From now on, you will use your brains and I will use my strength. You can go wherever you want, and you will never fight Yan Jie if you want to fight."
mine!!"
"Well, eat quickly and go to bed when you are full. Tomorrow morning we will ask the second uncle for money to buy two old hens and raise them. In this way, eating eggs in our family does not have to go through the second uncle's process like eating dragon meat.
You can only eat according to the uncle's instructions." Liu Guangfu, who was drinking milk, handed the half-drunk milk to Liu Guangtian and urged him to finish it quickly and go to bed.
"good."
After saying hello to Liu Guangfu, Liu Guangtian quickly ate what he had in his hand, then returned the garbage to Liu Guangfu, and then went directly back to bed to sleep.
But not long after he slept, Liu Guangtian started to act like a monster. He whispered in Liu Guangfu's ear: "Brother, Qin Huairu is not good-looking, but He Yuyu is good-looking and clean..."
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"Liu Guangtian, if you tell me these nonsense again, I'll kick you under the bed later, and tell the old man to give you a kick..." I'm worried that Liu Guangtian will always pick it up.
Windows are prone to accidents, so Liu Guangfu threatened him right there.
After replying Liu Guangfu with a smile, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu squeezed into sleep together; "Brother, you must not be scolded, otherwise I will have to squat down to go to the toilet in the future, and you scolded me."
Chapter completed!