[73] The bad grandma Jia Zhang who gave the neighbors to the disgusting
"Master, get up. Your dad and your brother have gone to work. If you don't get up, your breakfast will be cold!!"
In the morning, after seeing off the second uncle and the second child Liu Guangtian who were going to work at home, the second aunt walked into Liu Guangfu's room, spanked him gently with a feather duster, and yelled at him angrily.
"It hurts, it hurts... Stop hitting me. I'm going to get up right away. Hey, beautiful and virtuous mother, what delicious food did you cook for me today?" After a few slaps on his butt, Liu Guangfu immediately said
Obediently he got up from the bed.
After reaching out and whipping Liu Guangfu a few times with the feather duster, the second aunt then said to him angrily: "What else can you eat? Corn paste, steamed buns, poached eggs, get up quickly, or your corn paste will be
It’s going to be corn cakes.”
"Okay, I'm going to get up and wash up, and then go eat the breakfast that my most gentle and beautiful mother made for me." After complimenting the second aunt with a smile, Liu Guangfu immediately got up and went to brush his teeth and wash his face.
, and then went to the living room to have breakfast.
Breakfast is the polenta that Second Aunt mentioned just now, steamed buns, poached eggs, and a small plate of pickles.
At the same time, it may be that the second aunt thought that the steamed buns were a bit succulent, so each of the steamed buns she made today was smeared with rapeseed oil. This kind of steamed buns tastes much better, at least it doesn't get stuck.
Throat.
There were three people each, and the second aunt left five steamed buns. In the blink of an eye, Liu Guangfu had eaten them all with corn paste, poached eggs, and pickles.
After eating breakfast and saying hello to the second aunt, Liu Guangfu went directly to Qin Huairu's house with his woodcutter to look for sticks.
Then the unknowing grandma Jia Zhang was so frightened that she hid under the bed and shouted for help.
"Help, help, the second uncle Liu Guangfu has gone crazy!!"
"Help, the second uncle Liu Guangfu is trying to chop me with a woodcutter, please come and save me."
Hearing Jia Zhang's words, Liu Guangfu said with a black face: "What are you yelling for? Who is going to kill you? I'm here to ask Banggan to work. You won't forget that you will kill the stick."
Did you tell me about twenty days?"
"You're not here to kill me, you should have said it earlier!!
This early in the morning, you came to our house with a woodcutter. Do you think I can stop thinking that you came to chop me?
After all, Qin Huairu is beautiful, Xiaodang and Sophora japonica are cute, and only Banggen and I are more hated!!"
After confirming that Liu Guangfu really wasn't here to chop her, Jia Zhang quickly complained and crawled out from under the bed. By the way, she also pulled out Banggeng, who had been hiding under the bed with her; "Banggeng, let's go again."
Hold on for nineteen days, the nineteen days will pass quickly, you go to work with your uncle Guangfu!"
"Okay, I'm going to work with Uncle Guangfu. Uncle Guangfu, are we going fishing or something else today?"
Liu Guangfu's beating of Silly Pillar yesterday scared Banggeng, so even though Banggeng hated Liu Guangfu in his heart, he was respectful on the surface, so he called him Uncle Guangfu.
"Today we are going to chop bamboo and make furniture. Here, I will give you a lollipop to eat, Xiaodang and Sophora japonica. You can also eat it. Grandma Bangjing, you have high blood pressure and can't eat it, so I won't give it to you..."
After saying something about cutting bamboo today and taking out three lollipops to give to Banggeng and the other three, Liu Guangfu left directly with Banggian.
Outside Bangge's house, some neighbors who were attracted by Jia Zhang's cry for help were gathering.
Seeing these neighbors, Liu Guangfu directly waved his hand and explained; "I came to ask Banggen to work. Banggen's grandma saw me holding a woodcutter and mistakenly thought I came to chop her. It's okay now, you all."
Let’s break up.”
"Oh, then go and do your work."
Because Liu Guangfu knocked down Silly Pillars twice in a row yesterday, everyone in the courtyard was a little wary of him. This was also the reason why the neighbors outside did not dare to visit Qin Huairu's house just now.
Liu Guangfu, who saw that these people were afraid of him, smiled, left the courtyard with a stick and walked outside without saying anything...
After seeing Liu Guangfu leaving with Banggeng, the three aunts in the courtyard, the first aunt, Lou Xiao'e and others immediately ran towards Qin Huairu's house like a swarm; "Grandma Banggeng, are you okay? Liu Guangfu didn't really chop him."
You, you, you...are you too shameless?"
The big guys in the courtyard originally cared about the Jia Zhang family.
But when they entered the house, they were immediately disgusted by Jia Zhang's shamelessness.
This old woman was actually grabbing Xiaodang and Huaihua's lollipops at this time.
Jia Zhang: "You are still children and can't eat lollipops, so you should quickly take out the lollipops and give them to grandma. Grandma will make you delicious snacks at noon to compensate you."
Xiaodang; "Grandma, you are lying to the children again. You have helped my brother rob me and Huaihua of candy many times. Every time you said you would make delicious food to compensate us, but you ended up...
They just gave us cornstarch to drink, and they only gave us a little bit without giving us anything to eat. After that, they even scolded us for being losers and not having to eat too much."
Sophora japonica; "Grandma, Sophora japonica has never tasted such a delicious lollipop in her life. Please don't grab Sophora japonica's lollipop this time, okay? If you want to grab it, just wait and let Sophora japonica."
Would you like to take a few more bites?"
Jia Zhang: "What are you eating? Spit it out quickly, or I'll slap you each, and I won't give you lunch at noon. You two lose money, huh."
After saying this, Jia Zhang immediately snatched a handful of lollipops from Xiaodang and Huaihua, and stuffed them into his mouth with their tearful eyes.
But what she never dreamed of was that her behavior would be seen by more than a dozen people walking in.
To be honest, when she first heard what Lou Xiaoe and the others said, Jia Zhang was stunned and a little embarrassed.
However, the thick-skinned Jia Zhang quickly reacted and started to become shameless: "What are you looking at? You haven't seen me eating a lollipop. This lollipop is a good thing. I heard
It was given to Liu Guangfu by a rich man after he rescued someone else. You can't even buy such good candy from the supply and marketing cooperative. Well, it's really delicious."
"Jia Zhang, you are so disgusting, Xiaodang, Huaihua, you guys come out, grandma will take you to eat..." Facing Jia Zhang's words, everyone scolded her for being disgusting, and then the eldest mother and the
The third aunt directly called Xiaodang and Huaihua away.
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"Here, here, here, there are two dollars in total. Then you can cut down the pillars as you like. And this is your bill. If someone comes to talk to you, just show them the bill..."
"Okay, thank you uncle. Please make a special trip, uncle. Don't worry, uncle, we will take away all the leaves and everything after cutting the bamboo."
After spending two yuan to buy a small piece of bamboo forest from the street, Liu Guangfu directly handed his woodcutter to Banggen and said: "Banggen, your task now is to chop down these bamboos, and then
Whether we have roast chicken for lunch or just steamed buns depends on how fast you work!!"
"Can we really eat roasted chicken? Okay, look at me, I'll chop some bamboo for you right now." When he heard that there was roasted chicken to eat, Banggan immediately ran to the bottom of the bamboo forest with his woodcutter, banging, banging, banging.
The people started chopping bamboo.
After seeing Bangge go to work, Liu Guangfu immediately went to find a shady place, and then took out a snakeskin bag to make the floor. Then he sat there eating snacks and looking like he had borrowed something from Liu Guangtian.
Chapter completed!