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[36] Now learning to use Yan Jiedi to ask the big stingy three masters for money

Outside, Liu Guangfu, Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiedi, Xiaodang, and Puppet Hua hurriedly left Shazhu's house.

They all ran to the door of Lou Xiaoe's house and sat down in rows. Then they all covered their bulging bellies and burped happily.

The meal at Shazhu's house was eaten by Jia Zhang and Banggan rather than by the group of guys in front of them who were trading civet cats for the prince.

Why did the civet cat replace the prince? Silly Zhu made four meat dishes tonight, one braised chicken, one chicken stewed with mushrooms, one braised chicken with soybeans, and one braised pork.

Then Liu Guangfu and his party first ate most of the braised chicken, leaving the chicken bones and some chicken skin with some meat, then rearranged them and filled them with side dishes to make them look simple.

It looked like meatless chicken, and it didn't look like it had been eaten by anyone at all.

There is no need to be polite about the chicken stewed with mushrooms. Liu Guangfu and the others immediately picked up the half chicken and ate all the chicken and chicken soup in big gulps.

After that, put back the eaten chicken bones, as well as the uneaten chicken heads, chicken feet, chicken buttocks, and mushrooms, and then put some boiling water, salt, and some braised chicken soup on top and stir it up.

color, and then there is another pot of delicious chicken stew.

Soybean braised chicken, Liu Guangfu and the others still did the same trick, tearing off all the chicken and eating it, leaving only some skin and bones sticking there, making them look like the chicken that Silly Zhu used today, which itself had no meat.

Same.

As for the bacon, Liu Guangfu and the others ate most of it directly, leaving only a few of the smallest pieces, and then used some vegetables and plating techniques to trick him visually, but it was clear that only a few pieces were being plated.

Finally, it looked like there was a big plate of visual fraud.

In addition, even though Jia Zhang and Bang Gang were very full, they actually just ate a little too much soup and soybeans. They didn't even take a bite of the staple food. The staple white steamed buns had already been eaten by Liu Guangfu and the others.

Not left behind.

Returning to the topic, after taking a look at Puppet Flower and Xiao Dang, who had bulging bellies, Liu Guangfu took out a lollipop and gave one to everyone, and said to the two of them;

"When you go back later, your mother asks you what you ate, and you just say you ate my eggs and fish soup, but you can't say you ate chicken from Shazhu's, you know?"

"Well, we ate your eggs, Uncle Guangfu, but not Uncle Silly's chicken. Uncle Silly's chicken was eaten by grandma and brother." After hearing Liu Guangfu's words, Huai was still very naive and could not lie.

Hua, immediately said cutely.

Facing such a cute puppet, Liu Guangfu, who was worried that she would suffer in the future, directly taught them what it means to have sweets for crying children; "Well, that's right, that's what I have to say, but also

In the future, if your brother and grandma hit you or scold you, you should cry loudly and scream in pain, the louder you cry, the more miserable you are, so that your grandma and brother will not bully you again in the future.

By the way, when there is nothing to eat, you hold your stomach and shout loudly that you are so hungry and that you are going to starve to death. You should shout until everyone can hear you, so that you can all have something to eat in the future.

"

After teaching Xiaodang and Puppet Flower, Liu Guangfu turned to Yan Jiedi and said, "Yan Jiedi, your dad loves to scheme. If you encounter a situation where you ask him for money to buy something and you can't get it, you say this to him.

There was once a daughter who asked her father for money to buy XX, and the father gave her the money. Later, when the daughter grew up, she bought her father a four-wheeled car, and her father drove a four-wheeled car.

But the breeze is lighter.

Later, another daughter asked her father for money to buy XX, but the father was too stingy and did not give her money to buy it. Later, when the father was unable to support himself in his later years and needed children to support him in his old age, his daughter still remembered the rejection.

That's why the old man was in a miserable state, and no one even wiped his butt when he went to the toilet... If you scare him like this, I guarantee that your father will give you money soon."

"Really or not, I just need to buy a hair tie. I will use your method to find my dad to try..." After hearing Liu Guangfu's words, Yan Jiedi immediately ran towards her home without looking back.

gone back.

"Xiao Dang, please take Puppet Flower home. Don't run around at night, so as not to save your mother from looking for someone."

After casually telling Xiaodang to take Puppet Flower home, Liu Guangfu immediately took Liu Guangtian and ran towards the third uncle's house to see if Yan Jiedi could really get the money.

In the third uncle's house, after Yan Jiedi returned home, she immediately walked up to the third uncle and said to him with a smile on her face: "Dad, let me tell you something."

"There's something wrong with your expression. You want to ask me for money, right? There's food for you at home, something for you to drink, something for you to wear, and something for you to sleep on. Why do you want money for me?" Zhizi Moruo

Father, as soon as Yan Jiedi opened her mouth, the third uncle guessed what she was going to do.

Hearing the third uncle's words, Yan Jiedi was stunned for a moment, then thought of Liu Guangfu's words, she immediately said, "Dad, I'm here to ask you for money to buy hair ropes, but I know you are sure of what I said.

I won’t give it to you, so I want to tell you two stories, two very short stories.”

"Is this the legendary farewell? Well, I want to see what kind of story you can tell me to get the money." Although the third uncle likes to scheme, he actually also follows

Ordinary fathers also hope that their children can surpass themselves and live a much better life than themselves in the future.

After seeing that the third uncle was willing to give her a chance, Yan Jiedi immediately looked at the third uncle and said slowly, "There was once a daughter who asked her father for money to buy a hair rope, and then the father generously gave the money to her.

This allowed her to show off her presence among her friends. Later, when the daughter grew up, she bought her father a four-wheeled car. Her father drove it very impressively.

Later, another daughter asked her father for money to buy a hair tie, but the father was too stingy and did not give her money to buy it, leaving her with disheveled hair all day long and unable to hold her head up among her friends. Later, the daughter grew up.

, this father is old enough to need others to take care of him, but because of his rejection back then, his daughter also rejected him just like she did back then, so this old man later..."

"Good guy, is it so obvious?"

Faced with such an obvious hint from Yan Jiedi, the third uncle thought about the money for the hair rope and his possible future situations, then he reluctantly took out a dime and handed it to her and said, "Here, here it is, your dad."

I don’t ask you to give me a four-wheeled car. All I want from you, dad, is that you can take care of me when I’m too old to move, and don’t let me lose my face when I get old.”

"Ah, Liu Guangfu's method actually works!!"

It was the first time in her life that Yan Jiedi got money so smoothly. Because she couldn't control her excitement, she screamed out in surprise.

Hearing Yan Jiedi's words, the third uncle was stunned for a moment, and then immediately shouted to Liu Guangfu outside the door: "Liu Guangfu, you bastard, you even plot against your third uncle, you bastard boy!!"

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[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value of 666X from Bangge]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value 888X from Jia Zhangshi]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value 999X from the third uncle]

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"Good guy, the third uncle is even more angry than Bangge. It seems that I have to run away quickly to avoid being plotted by this guy."
Chapter completed!
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