Chapter 12 I'm going to embarrass you
In the simple toilet surrounded by two pieces of coarse cloth, I just sat on the hot red toilet, which was quickly covered carefully again.
After simply arranging his appearance, Si Qing'er went to Mu Jiuyu's coffin again and bowed to him respectfully.
"Master Jiu, I'm sorry, I have to go and embarrass you."
After saying that, Si Qing'er grabbed the hem of her skirt with her left hand, grabbed a piece of burial cake with her right hand, and went out to meet the guests with a bold gait.
She didn't want to be so rude, but she had to let the world know that she, Si Qing'er, grew up in a wild cattle shed. The more this bad reputation spreads, the more beneficial it would be to her.
"Who, who is here? Did you bring food?"
As soon as Si Qing'er appeared, he threw himself directly on the high and low door sealing brick.
Outside the tomb door, the fragrance lingers.
The luxuriously dressed Princess Yuzhang, standing among the maids and slaves, blinked for a long time before forcing a smile.
"Is this the uncle's concubine? They say that beauties come from the north. When I saw them today, it was really..."
"You're also good-looking and handsome! Hehe!"
Si Qing'er interrupted with a silly smile, and at the same time pulled up his sleeves to rub the non-existent snot under his nose.
"Want to eat cakes? There are a lot of them! Here! They're delicious!"
"..."
Princess Yuzhang, who was dressed in bejeweled clothes, looked at the deformed snacks in her palms. She felt an inexplicable itchiness in her throat and almost vomited her overnight meal on the spot.
When the female members of the royal family go out on stage, they must be polite when meeting each other for the first time.
But this gift...
Princess Yuzhang has been married into the royal family for almost ten years. She has seen many different scenes, but she has never seen anything like this.
"The princess is really warm and lovely. Our prince specially prepared these Tianyuan Pills to nourish the body of the uncle. And these are for the princess to enjoy and relieve her boredom. They are not precious things. I hope you don't mind, princess.
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"Oh, there are so many big pills! Then I'll give you some for your husband first!" Si Qing'er didn't even wait for Ganwu's help, she opened the box and put the things away.
When several hostas of excellent quality were revealed in the box that was said to be given to her, she even narrowed her eyes with laughter.
"They all come from women's families. Why did you give me so many hairpins? There are too many. You can take a few back and show them to your man!"
As she said that, she put down the box, grabbed a handful from inside, and handed it out in a big hand.
Wow…
Before the maid closest to her had time to react, she saw several jade hairpins, bracelets and other objects falling onto the stone steps outside the brick that sealed the door.
"Oh! I'm not here to kill you! Why are you hiding!"
Her voice like a broken gong was instantly heard in the sunny uncle's tomb.
Princess Yuzhang, who was standing there and being protected by several domestic slaves, had not yet gotten over the anger of being called a woman, when she saw the other party pointing at her most caring maid and cursing her.
The royal family values face, and it is not uncommon for them to beat and scold their slaves, but people like Si Qing'er jump on their feet and call them: little bitch, dead bitch, bastard cunt...
It’s getting harder and harder to listen anymore!
Even Princess Yuzhang, who had never heard a harsh word before she got married, was so angry that she almost exploded.
One of them couldn't hold it back and yelled with a trembling voice: "You, shut up!"
"ah?"
Si Qing'er was stunned and shut up obediently.
As if she was stunned for a moment, as if she was slapped in the face for doing good deeds, she looked at Princess Yuzhang with great grievance and said:
"Don't I feel sorry for you! If she had connected it, why would these things fall to the ground? Seeing that you are a coward with a stupid mouth, I will help you discipline a blind idiot like her. Why are you still angry?
Did you kill me?"
Princess Yuzhang was so angry that she could not speak.
The maids and slaves around me were also so angry that they were frowning.
The scene paused for more than ten seconds, and a nun behind Princess Yuzhang finally held back a sentence: "Is this how your Northern Territory Government raised you?"
Swish.
Si Qing'er's expression, which was still sad just now, instantly turned ugly.
She almost screamed as she answered the woman: "Beijing Sifu? What is your relationship with Beijing Sifu? Do you know that Mr. Si's plan to give me stones as a dowry was not completed?
Are you here to bully me again? Do you want to take me back to live in the cowshed in the back mountain?... I'm not afraid to tell you clearly that I am now Mu Jiuye's legitimate wife and concubine. If any of you dare to bully me again, I,
I, I... just wait for me!"
Deng Deng Deng a whirlwind.
Si Qing'er ran back to the inner room and came back quickly.
Before the group of women who were stunned on the spot could react, the descendants bucket with the big golden pomegranate flew towards them with a burst of stench.
Gan Wu, who was guarding the door of the tomb, was dumbfounded.
Seeing that Princess Yuzhang, who had always been delicate and pretty, turned pale in panic, he wished he could imitate a woman and roll his eyes and faint.
Otherwise, how could this horrific and embarrassing scene end?
"Let me tell you, I'm not afraid of you! Don't say it's you, I'm not afraid even if that witchy woman from the Sifu comes! I was bullied by you in the past, but it was because I was weak and had no honor guard! Now I am the princess! The princess knows that
Well! Just come! I’m not afraid of anyone!”
Seeing Princess Yuzhang being escorted away by the palace slaves who came, Si Qing'er stood in the tomb chamber jumping with her feet on her hips and yelling, cursing until Princess Yuzhang could no longer be seen. Then she took advantage of wiping her sweat to secretly
To Ganwu, who had an incomprehensible expression, he secretly said: "Go quickly, hide two pieces of jewelry and take them for drug testing!"
"..."
Qian Wu swallowed with his neck raised, almost choking to death from the huge contrast.
Zhuan Shun understood, and quickly pretended to clean up the mess on the ground like a monkey, and threw the two jewelry that had rolled into the corner into his boots.
With Gan Wu and others outside, there is no need for the living dead in the tomb to worry about trivial matters such as mess.
When Ganwu hid the things and looked for an opportunity to escape, Si Qing'er jumped back into the inner room, swinging his sleeves.
"I really admire myself for being smart, brave and strong, even hula hoops are not a problem..."
Si Qing'er was in such a good mood that she wandered around leisurely humming children's songs. She first turned over a new toilet and put it in the simple toilet, then washed her hands and rolled up her sleeves to prepare dinner!
Thanks to my previous life, I participated in many sad dramas with rural themes when I just debuted.
Those directors or seniors who always said her acting skills were exaggerated back then would probably give her a thumbs up if they saw her superb acting skills today.
"It's best if someone comes to help me empty the toilet every day, hahaha... Who said that the ceremony of being buried alive is to sit and wait for death? I am living a good life here! Even if you are a charming royal wife, you still have to be here
Is my hand weak? Are you not convinced? If you are not convinced, just file a lawsuit! If it doesn’t work, come in and let’s practice. I can’t beat you little quail to death..."
After Si Qing'er had finished singing, she started talking to herself again.
Chapter completed!