Chapter 333 You are bad
After finishing two hundred push-ups, Chen Shuo felt as if he had accomplished some extraordinary task and rolled along the mat to the side of Bai Xiaoqi.
Now she was in the puppy peeing position again, with one leg kneeling on the mat and one leg raised high.
Chen Shuo lay beside her and watched for a while, then raised his hand, reached out to hold her little raised little foot, and kneaded and played with it in his hand.
Bai Xiaoqi resisted for a few times but was unable to break free, so she simply pretended that nothing happened and continued practicing her own yoga. She just changed her posture and stopped crossing her legs, instead sitting down cross-legged.
Chen Shuo didn't care, no matter what position he was in, it would not prevent his dog's paws from stroking.
Bai Xiaoqi ignored him at first, but seeing that he was getting more and more excessive, she couldn't help but turn her head to warn him with her eyes.
After being warned several times, Chen Shuo took his hand back angrily, looked outside, and saw that the two little kids were nowhere to be seen. Then he sat up and hugged her with confidence, and kissed her little cheek.
Touching the feet can also tell you that your mother's feet hurt, and your father helps to rub them.
Kissing on the face is hard to explain.
The little kid has passed that particularly ignorant age, and now he knows that kissing someone on the face is embarrassing.
After being kissed, Bai Xiaoqi subconsciously looked outside and said, "Be careful not to let the child see it."
"It's okay, I just observed it." This was said so naturally that Chen Shuo was stunned for a moment and couldn't help scratching his chin.
If you think about it carefully, the two of them are obviously a legal couple, with all the documents in place, and are protected by the law. Not to mention kissing on the cheek, even kissing on the mouth is legal.
But since these two little kids got older, they, as a legal couple, had to do everything in secret.
I usually try to avoid them when kissing or hugging them, let alone those things.
I had to put the two little kids to bed first, and then lock the door. Fortunately, the sound insulation was very good during the renovation.
Otherwise, there won’t be too much movement.
Chen Shuo admired his foresight, even though this was not his original intention for soundproofing.
This is to avoid having children in the future who will noisily disturb the neighbors downstairs.
But now, even though that little kid Chen Qi'an screams at the top of his lungs every day, since the downstairs is on the 14th floor, no neighbors have ever moved in.
The purpose of sound insulation has changed from preventing the neighbors from being noisy to preventing the two children from being noisy.
It can be seen from this that it is difficult to explain clearly the things in the world.
For example, Chen Shuo never dreamed that he would meet a cat seeking a title, and then this kitten that turned into a human would become his wife.
She gave birth to two babies, and the stupid little cat girl also learned to drive.
Thinking of this, Chen Shuo couldn't help but ask: "What sutra were you reciting while driving today?"
"That's my driving motto."
"Then tell your husband what mantras you recited today." Chen Shuo was quite curious and wanted to know what kind of chores Amiao performed today.
Every time, whether before setting out on the road or while driving, she would keep whispering in her mouth, reciting some catchy and rhyming formulas that were particularly suitable for the occasion.
And there are very few repetitions. Facing different road sections and different situations, she has different formulas to correspond to them. Can you believe this?
Although she is not necessarily smart, her memory is really good, and it is a shame that she can remember so many formulas.
Anyway, Chen Shuo admitted that he would never remember it, at least not that much.
I just remember one sentence: Irregular driving will make my loved ones burst into tears.
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Moving forward to summer, I don’t know since when, Chen Shuo’s impression of summer has become worse and worse.
The temperature is rising year by year, to the point where it can kill people. This is not an exaggeration, it can really kill people. In the past few years, every summer there are news about people dying due to heatstroke.
The chirping of cicadas can no longer be heard in the city. It seems that even the cicadas are unable to scream due to the heat. The sun hangs high in the sky and emits a fierce light. The heat wave refracts, making the ground of the asphalt road look a little distorted.
All this highlights the heat of summer.
Oh, and my two little kids are on summer vacation.
You can hide at home in the hot weather and not go out, but the children are on summer vacation for two and a half months, which is very frustrating.
When Chen Qinghan is not talking, she has a quiet temperament. She sits with Bai Xiaoqi, and the mother and daughter wear the same white textile gauze skirts and work together to put together a puzzle.
Both siblings have several sets of puzzles, which can develop children's intelligence, but Chen Qi'an's puzzles are basically all missing arms and legs. Who knows what happened to this unlucky child.
But as Dabao, her older sister, she never misses a piece of the puzzle, and every time she puts together a puzzle, her father or mother glues it together and hangs it in the room as a decoration, which looks very nice.
Chen Shuo went to the supermarket for a walk and saw the red dragon fruit on sale, so he bought two and ate them with Xiaobao.
The mother and daughter didn't eat, Chen Qinghan was immersed in the puzzle, and Bai Xiaoqi had a bad memory about this thing. She had eaten it once before, and after going to the bathroom, she thought she was going to die.
At that time, she had visited relatives many times, and she knew clearly that they were definitely not relatives. How could relatives be so scary?
The pee-pees are all red.
At that time, Chen Shuo had laughed at him for a long time, and Bai Xiaoqi was so angry that she chased him around the room and wanted to beat him.
Thinking back on this now, she was still so angry that she wanted to beat this guy up.
The mother and daughter didn't want to eat the two pitayas, so Chen Shuo had to put one in the refrigerator, cut the other in half with a knife, and share half with his silly son, and then the father and son dug out and ate it with a spoon.
Chen Shuo hid it and didn't tell Chen Qi'an what the consequences of eating dragon fruit would be, such as that his pee would turn red. He just waited to see the little kid's frightened expression after going to the toilet.
It’s really fun to think about it.
What children are born for is to add joy.
He finished his dragon fruit in a few seconds, then wiped his mouth with a tissue and looked at his son with a smile, "Isn't the dragon fruit delicious?"
"Hmm, delicious."
Chen Qi'an nodded repeatedly, with red juice all over his face.
"If it's delicious, eat more. Don't worry, there's still some in the refrigerator. Dad will cut it for you when you're done eating."
"Isn't that reserved for mom and Dabao?"
"Leave half for Dabao, and your mother's half can be given to you." After saying that, Chen Shuo turned his eyes to his wife next to him, "You don't want to eat, right?"
"Well, I won't eat it."
Bai Xiaoqi responded casually, and worked hard on the puzzle with her daughter.
"Mom thinks this should be put here." She picked up a piece and handed it to Dabao, then raised her eyes to look at Chen Shuo and curled her lips in a vague way. She had already guessed what this guy wanted to do.
I couldn't help but look at my son again. Poor Xiaobao was still stupid and didn't know anything.
After a while, Chen Qi'an finally finished eating the dragon fruit. Chen Shuo picked up a tissue and carefully wiped the juice from his son's lips and face, "Do you still want to eat? Dad will cut it for you."
"Um."
Chen Qi'an nodded, then looked down, "But I want to pee."
"Then go quickly."
Seeing the little kid running into the bathroom, Chen Shuo stretched out his hand and poked Bai Xiaoqi's waist twice, suppressing his excitement and said: "Hey, look, look, he went to pee."
"Just be bad." Bai Xiaoqi glared at him, "This guy is bad."
When Chen Qinghan heard the conversation between the two, she raised her head in confusion, looking at this and that, and finally her eyes fell on Chen Shuo.
Very confused.
My brother went to pee, why was my father so excited?
Chapter completed!