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Three hundred and eighteenth palm Who am I?

After a game, Bai Xiaoqi and her daughter took the first place. Chen Shuo relied on his good physical fitness and tacit cooperation with Chen Qi'an to take the second place.

When the prizes were handed out, the female teacher was still a little confused. It was originally a two-person three-legged prize to exercise the tacit understanding between parents and children, as well as the child's ability to work with both feet. But if the child jumped all the way to the finish line, was it a violation of the rules?

?

She has been working as a kindergarten teacher for some years. Every time a parent-child activity is held in the kindergarten, there is a three-legged competition between two people. She has seen people running fast, but she can still jump like this while holding a child on one leg.

Come on...this is really the first time I've seen you.

I have learned a lot, I have learned a lot...

Thinking in her mind, she still handed out the prizes. The first place was a Santa Claus piggy bank, a cartoon version, the second place was a Santa Claus doll, the kind that costs ten yuan each, and the third place was a Santa Claus piggy bank.

It has become a Christmas sticker.

After all, it is Christmas, and all the gifts are related to Christmas. The prizes given to the little kids in kindergarten are more symbolic than practical. They are not expensive anyway, they are all bargains.

As soon as the siblings received their prizes, a bunch of little kids gathered around them, all chattering and looking at the prizes in their hands with envy.

"Your mother is so amazing!"

“It’s so pretty!”

"Hmph, my mother is the most beautiful and powerful mother in the world!" Chen Qian said proudly with her chest held high, her three-year-old face full of pride.

"Wow!"

A bunch of little kids are extremely envious. The most beautiful and awesome mother in the world sounds so awesome.

The most beautiful and powerful mother in the little brat's mouth was standing with her husband. Chen Shuo knelt down and rubbed her legs, and finally asked: "Don't your legs hurt...

"

"It doesn't hurt."

"What about here?" Chen Shuo lifted up her trouser legs and touched her ankles through the cotton socks.

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all."

Hearing what she said, Chen Shuo stood up with confidence, as long as it didn't hurt. Don't hurt your legs just for a broken prize worth dozens of yuan. It's not worth it.

"Tsk, tsk..." The next moment he tskted again. He had never noticed that she had this ability before. She kept it hidden. This was not a cat lady, she was clearly a frog girl.

"I already know your true identity."

"?"

Bai Xiaoqi was startled for a moment and whispered: "Didn't you already know that?"

"No, no, no." Chen Shuo shook his head, lowered his voice, and said with a serious face, "Actually, you are not a cat, you are a frog, right?"

"Go to hell."

After being punched, Chen Shuo was very happy. The two siblings came over and heard the second half of Chen Shuo's words. Dabao and Xiaobao looked at each other and were a little shocked. Their mother turned out to be a frog?

!

"Dad, is mom turned into a frog?"

"Yes, in fact, your mother is not from Earth. She is a frog-man from an alien planet. She comes from the M888 nebula. But you must not tell others. This is our family's secret."

"Yeah!" The siblings nodded vigorously and agreed simply.

Then Chen Qi'an turned around and sold his father, ran to the pile of children, and asked loudly with a proud look on his face: "Do you know why my mother dances so fast?"

"why?"

"Because my mother is not from Earth, she is a frog person from the M888 nebula!"

"Wow!"

A bunch of little kids exclaimed exaggeratedly. Although they didn't know what the M888 Nebula was, Frog Man, this one is pretty awesome.

Seeing that the unlucky kid turned around and sold himself, Chen Shuo didn't care, but became happy. Who would believe such words, only stupid little brats like them would. As for the adults who heard this,

The most you can do is shake your head and laugh it off.

Bai Xiaoqi reached out and pinched him, "You're still laughing."

Chen Shuo twisted his waist to dodge, "Frogs can become frogs. It's better than knowing you're a cat, right?"

"Did Mommy turn into a cat?" Chen Qinghan next to her covered her mouth in surprise. She didn't believe it when she turned into a frog just now, but this one, she didn't know why, she believed it inexplicably.

I can’t explain the feeling, but I believe that my mother must have been transformed into a cat.

"Don't listen to your father's nonsense. Mom is not a cat." Bai Xiaoqi quickly denied it. Usually in front of a pair of children, she would be careful not to show her cat ears for fear of being discovered, but today she was suddenly

This guy was exposed.

No, I have to find a reason to beat him when I get home.

After a pause, she added: "But your father is a dog."

"..." The young Chen Qinghan turned her head and looked up at her father with a troubled expression. She also inexplicably believed this.

It turns out that my mother is a cat and my father is a dog.

She was very distressed by this. She used to think that she was a human being, but now she knows that her father is a dog and her mother is a cat, so she is definitely not a human being.

So what is oneself?

Cats and dogs or dogs and cats?

"Don't listen to your mother's nonsense. How could your father be a dog?"

"Your father is a dog, and your mother didn't lie to you."

"..."

Chen Qinghan looked at this, then turned to look at that, and kept mumbling for a long time with her mouth open. Finally, she lowered her head silently, walked over and sat on the seesaw over there.

She needs to think about a philosophical question that has troubled mankind for countless years.

who I am?

Seeing that his daughter left without saying a word, Chen Shuo spread his hands and said, "Dabao is still young, and if you talk to her like this, you will burn her CPU, right?"

As he said that, he turned his head and looked at his daughter, who had a wrinkled face and was lost in thought, and sighed unconsciously. Dabao, this child, just suffered the disadvantage of being too smart.

If it were Xiaobao, he wouldn't be afraid of this kind of brain-burning problem, because he has no brain.

"whispering sound..."

Bai Xiaoqi curled her lips and said, "Who is to blame?"

Anyway, she won't take the blame.

Not only would she not recite it, but she would also beat this guy up when she got home.

...........

The kindergarten held a Christmas activity today, including a two-person and three-legged parent-child competition. We took a short break in the middle and there were other activities planned, but snowflakes began to fall in the sky, so we just ended school right away.

A large group of parents led their children back to their respective homes. Two dolls wearing Santa hats and down jackets of the same style ran in front, while the couple lagged behind slightly.

Snow particles carried in the wind flew towards his face. Chen Shuo adjusted his wife's collar and held her little hand.

Bai Xiaoqi looked at the two dolls in front of her, then looked down at the hand held by him, and suddenly whispered: "I will beat you when I get home."

"???"

Chen Shuo was stunned. He looked at the two brats in front of him, and then looked sideways at the guy who wanted to hit him for no reason. He frowned and said, "Why?"

"No reason, I'm going to beat you anyway."

After a pause, Bai Xiaoqi said again: "If you say you love me, I can consider not fighting."

"I love you."

"No, what you said has no emotion."

"...I love you."

"It still doesn't work." Bai Xiaoqi was not satisfied, "I have feelings, but the voice is too low."

"I..."

Chen Shuo opened his mouth and looked around. There were so many people on the road, "How about we wait until we get home?"

"not good."

"...Forget it, I won't say anything anymore."

The siblings were already waiting in front of the car. Chen Shuo took two quick steps, opened the car door, and let the two children and his wife get in the car.

If you get beaten when you go home, just get beaten, as if you are afraid.

Besides, is love something that can be said with your mouth?

Obviously not.
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