Chapter 209 Eaten by you(1/2)
The next day was a weekend and there was no need to decorate. Chen Shuo sat on the sofa in high spirits and coded on the computer.
Bai Xiaoqi washed the dirty panties last night and hung them on the balcony to dry. She came out to take a look at him and said, "I will never let you bully me again."
Her little face was flushed, but she tried to remain serious, "What I said is true."
"That's not bullying, that's helping you." Chen Shuo corrected.
Bai Xiaoqi frowned and glared at him angrily, "I don't care, anyway, if you..."
"If I bully you again, you will bite me, right?" Chen Shuo took over the conversation, "You say that every time."
"What I said this time is true!"
"What time have you not told the truth? Haven't you bitten me enough?"
"you....."
Bai Xiaoqi's chest rose and fell with anger, but she had nothing to say.
Chen Shuo looked at the panties drying on the balcony again, and continued: "And don't you think you are going too far? Every time you feel comfortable at night, you will tell me with a straight face the next day that I bullied you, and then you will bully you every time."
If you threaten to bite me like this, you...ah! If you bite me to death, you will become a little widow."
"I'll bite you to death!"
"Stop biting. Stop biting."
Bai Xiaoqi threw him down on the sofa and bit Chen Shuo's cheek fiercely. After biting for a long time, she let go of her mouth.
The room was quiet for a moment, then Chen Shuo rubbed his cheek and asked loudly: "What did I say wrong? Don't you feel comfortable?"
"It's not comfortable!" Bai Xiaoqi lay on top of him, angrily wanting to bite him again.
This guy is the worst. What is comfortable? How could I be comfortable? Even if...even if I feel comfortable, it is forced by him. It has nothing to do with me anyway.
shameless!
Obscene!
Bad dog!
abnormal!
Bai Xiaoqi scolded him in her heart, and then hit Chen Shuo's chest hard with her forehead, causing a muffled sound.
After being given a headbutt, she got up with a groan, stepped on the cotton mop and opened the refrigerator. Just as she was about to get the yogurt inside, she remembered that relatives were coming tomorrow, so she closed the refrigerator and walked into the kitchen.
She was going to make some hot milk tea for herself instead of making it for the bad guy.
Seeing her busy in the kitchen, Chen Shuo sat up and held his chest, then rubbed his cheeks, feeling pain in both parts.
Fortunately, I have two hands, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to deal with this situation.
After rubbing it for a long time, he felt the pain subsided and put his hand on the keyboard to continue typing.
After a while, Bai Xiaoqi came out from the kitchen holding a big cup and put it on the coffee table.
Chen Shuo looked at the milk tea inside, "Is it for me?"
"It's for dogs."
"Oh." He said "Oh" to express his understanding. He picked up the cup and took a sip. What was given to the dog was given to him.
I don't know when it started to snow heavily outside, and the snowflakes were flying all over the sky.
Bai Xiaoqi sat on the balcony with a small bench and watched the snow. She also held a big cup in her arms, which was full of milk tea.
Seeing this scene, Chen Shuo stopped typing, pushed the keyboard aside, and ran over with a small stool.
Seeing him sitting down next to her, Bai Xiaoqi glanced at him and ignored him, continuing to look at the snow with a big cup in her hands.
"Still angry?"
"snort."
"Hey, weird." Chen Shuo pinched her slightly bulging cheeks, "How about I tell you a happy story?"
"Speak."
"Then listen, the story is like this. A long time ago, a little white rabbit lost his way in the forest. When he was worried, a little black rabbit came towards him, and then the little white rabbit ran over to ask for directions.
:Little Black Rabbit, Little Black Rabbit, how can we get out of the forest? The Little Black Rabbit said: Make me happy and I will tell you.
The little white rabbit hesitated for a while and agreed. Then the little black rabbit became happy and told the little white rabbit how to go. The little white rabbit continued to walk forward, but got lost again while walking. At this time, a little white rabbit came over.
Gray Rabbit..."
This story is relatively long, with Chen Shuo's voice full of emotions and his words and gestures. He was bitten just now, very hard, and the small tooth mark still remains on his face, and it still hurts a little.
When he spoke, he would accidentally touch his cheek and twitch the corners of his mouth in pain, but he was so happy that he refused to stop talking. Bai Xiaoqi was amused and distressed at the same time, and reached out to touch the teeth marks on his face, "Does it hurt?"
"
"It's okay, don't interrupt, listen to what I have to say first and then talk."
Seeing that he was about to tell the essence of the story, Chen Shuo waved his hand and continued to tell; "The little white rabbit ran over again and asked for directions: Little Gray Rabbit, Little Gray Rabbit, how can we get out of the forest? The Little Gray Rabbit said you let
I'll tell you when I'm happy.
Then the little white rabbit made the little gray rabbit happy for a while, and finally walked out of the forest, but not long after, the little white rabbit became pregnant. May I ask, what color is the little rabbit that the little white rabbit gave birth to? "
"what colour?"
"I'll tell you if you make me happy...hahaha..."
Chen Shuo couldn't help laughing, feeling happy that he had tricked Little Amiao.
Bai Xiaoqi looked at him expressionlessly. When he was almost smiling, she asked in a faint tone: "Is this the happy story you told me?"
"Well...……"
Chen Shuo scratched his head, "You just said that the little gray rabbit and the little black rabbit are very happy?"
"..."
"...."
Bai Xiaoqi carried the small bench and left the balcony. It was really obscene not to sit with that guy.
The stories he tells are also very obscene. Any happy stories are obviously obscene stories.
Bad guy, he thinks about that kind of thing all day long.
...
When the snow stopped in the afternoon, the two of them dressed up and went out to have dinner at the old couple's house.
After a heavy snowfall, the ground is covered with a thick layer of snow, which shines brightly in the sun and makes people's eyes hurt.
It made a squeaking sound when he stepped on it. Bai Xiaoqi stepped on her little cotton boots and slid on the snow.
In fact, you can't slide now. When the snow melts into water and then condenses into ice, you can slide a long way.
A fall can cause great pain.
"Where are you taking my car?"
Seeing the two people entering the house, Chen Jianwen lay on the balcony and looked down for a long time, but did not see the car he had borrowed.
"We didn't drive here, we came by bus."
"Why don't you drive it if you have a car?"
"Economically efficient."
Chen Shuo accompanied the old man to look downstairs and pinched the potted green plants by the window.
Hearing this answer, Chen Jianwen was quite pleased. This guy had some conscience. He didn't do anything blind with his gas card, and he also knew how to save himself money on the card.
Just as he was thinking about it, Chen Shuo took out the gas card from his pocket like a magic trick, held it in his hand and shook it, "Dad, there is no money in it, please help recharge it."
"Get out!"
"okay."
Chen Shuo put his gas card in his pocket and left from the balcony, wandering into the kitchen to see if there was anything to eat that he could take a bite of.
The result was a bit disappointing. The two women who were cooking at home had just started to work, washing and choosing vegetables, and chatting and laughing. When I came in, no one paid attention to me.
He looked at this, then that, and finally turned around and walked out. Before leaving, he pinched a coriander leaf and stuffed it into his mouth.
You've come, you can't leave empty-handed.
He went out and sat with the old man to watch TV. In winter, Chen Jianwen came to the season of never leaving his hand with tea. He held a big teapot with steam coming out of it. He picked it up and took a sip, "Your new house will be decorated soon."
?”
"Hurry, just get some green plants and put them up there."
Chen Jianwen nodded and said nothing, gently stroking the teapot in his hand. Young people nowadays have their own ideas about everything they do, and decoration is not his specialty.
So he hasn't asked much about it since the renovation, and now he just brings it up casually to find a topic to talk about.
But they didn't seem to start talking.
To be continued...