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Chapter 3 Night Capture

The bright moon shone on the remaining snow, and the late morning wind was strong and weak. We lurked behind the red pine trees. Although we built a snow wall to block the wind, we were downwind after all. After a long time, we were still freezing to the core. I really couldn't stand it anymore.

But at this moment, there was finally movement. I quickly pressed my hand down and whispered to Fatty and Yanzi: "Shh... Yuan Pizi is here."

Although we usually refer to weasels as "yellow skins", there is a rule in the mountains. After seeing yellow skins, we can no longer mention the word "yellow" casually, because there have been many gold mines in Daxinganling since ancient times.

People in the mountains often say, "Three thousand miles of mountains, edged with gold." This is what they mean. Where there are mountains, there are ditches, and where there are ditches, there is gold. But those were all sayings before liberation. According to traditional concepts,

The conflict between yellow leather and gold belongs to the old Huang family, so when trying to set up yellow leather or looking for gold veins, you must not mention the word "yellow" and replace it with the word "yuan", otherwise you will definitely be in vain.

Seeing movement at the "Huangpizi Tomb", the three of us immediately became energetic, especially Fatty and I. Since we went to the mountains and countryside, we two "remaining brave" members of the Red Guard had no place to vent, and we were banging our heads against the wall.

Yes, at this moment, I subconsciously regard the business of cheating as a regular combat operation, and devote myself wholeheartedly to it, not to mention how serious it is.

I concentrated on observing the movement on the snow hill through my disguise, and saw a long neck with a small head poking out from behind the snow hill. Two big eyes were shining with aura, and I was turning my head warily.

Looking left and right, it took a long time before the body was completely exposed. Seeing this, the swallow whispered softly: "It's a female, the fur is so nice!"

I couldn't help but exclaimed in my heart. I had seen many yellow-skinned people caught in the countryside before. Some were dead and some were dead. They were all squinty when they were alive, let alone the dead ones. They were not "good-looking" in any way.

The two words are not related to each other, but the forest elf who appeared in front of him at this time has smooth skin, bright eyes, extraordinary bearing and demeanor, standing on the snow hill like a graceful lady, I don't know

Why, after I saw it, the first thing I felt was that it was a person, not an animal. I thought that this was probably the "Huang Daxiangu" that people in the mountains often talked about and often had efficacious effects. Catch a few little yellow-skinned turtles.

It's boring. I just hit the idea. If I want to catch it, I should catch this yellow-skinned bird that is different from other species.

This "Huang Fairy" may have slipped out of a nearby tree hole to look for food. Because the place where we ambush was far away, although it was very vigilant, it obviously failed to detect our presence and began to set up a trap around us.

The "skin wonton" was spinning around. It walked slowly and calmly. It didn't seem to be hungry. It didn't care much about the smell of chicken feathers mixed with egg white coming from the skin bag. It was just worried about the weird shape of the skin bag.

I was curious, but also a little scared, so I didn't dare to go over and take a closer look.

The fat man was a little anxious: "Why can't this naughty guy get a harness?" I wanted to ask Yanzi for a shotgun to shoot, so I held his movement down, and shooting became hunting. Once I fired, the skin was worthless, and it was the most successful.

What's more important is that we will lose the fun of trapping the yellow leather trap. This activity is fun because we have to compete with the yellow leather trap to see if our disguised "skin wontons" can make it fall into the trap and lie on the ice and snow.

After waiting for so long, you have been waiting for this moment, so you must remain calm.

I guess it's impossible for "Huang Xiangu" not to be hungry. She must be engaged in a fierce ideological struggle. Maybe its weasel ancestor once passed down a message that there is such a kind of "skin wonton" in the world that has no way out.

The yellow skin will definitely be skinned alive by the hunter, but it is not sure that the leather bag in front of it is the legendary "skin wonton" that has killed countless yellow skins. No matter how you look at it, this skin bag is nothing special.

It is different from common traps. It does not look like something dangerous even when turned upside down. Moreover, there is a mysterious smell coming from this skin bag, which constantly teases its heartstrings and stimulates the acceleration of gastric juices.

surge……

While I was conducting reconnaissance, I was trying to figure out the psychological activities of the "Huang Fairy" and try my best to maximize the fun of playing tricks. People say: beggars get up early - poor people are busy. Fatty and I were in the mountain hook.

If I stay here for a long time, I might as well stay here for the rest of my life to work on the revolution. However, in addition to hard work, it is also very necessary to find some entertainment projects. However, I am usually closely watched by the old party secretary in the village, so I have no chance to go there.

When I went to the mountains to play, I only worked and studied all day long. I memorized endless quotations and instructions, and wrote endless essays on fighting against selfishness and criticism. Besides that, the biggest thing was to count how many work points I earned that day, and because of laziness,

How many work points have been deducted? Fatty and I are both wild-minded people and can't bear the loneliness. It's a rare opportunity to go into the mountain to trap Huangpizi this time, let alone meet such a "Huangxiangu". Only after "Xiao Xue"

During this solar term, the skins of beasts on the mountain are valuable, but even now it seems that the skins on Huang Xiangu can be exchanged for ten pounds of fruit candies. We were secretly happy and became more and more excited.

I was vaguely worried, afraid that I would get carried away and accidentally scare away "Huang Fairy Aunt". The fear came from whatever reason. The fat man squatted for half the night, feeling cold in his stomach. When he saw "Huang Fairy Aunt", he was so happy that he couldn't hold back his anger.

, let out a loud and echoing fart. When Yanzi and I heard this fart, our hearts suddenly became cold, and the fat in our mouths almost ran away.

As the saying goes: "A noisy fart doesn't stink." But it's still a fart even if it doesn't stink. This little movement was enough to startle the "Huang Fairy" on the snow hill. At this time, the yellow leather bag just wandered under the mouth of the skin bag, which was sandwiched between us.

Between the ambush and the "skin wonton" trap, it had already planned to burrow into the skin. Just before it was about to burrow in, it was so frightened by the fat man's fart that all the hair on its body stood up, and it jumped up as high as it could.

The bow body is about to flee deep into the dense forest like an arrow leaving the string.

The yellow-skinned ones in the mountains are the most thief. As long as they get into the woods, they can take advantage of all available natural environments. They can drill holes and climb trees. They can run around so fast that even hunting dogs can't move.

I got on it. But before it jumped away, I heard a gunshot and the roar of gunpowder and iron sand. It turned out that the swallow next to me had been staring at the "Huang Fairy" with all its concentration. When it saw it trying to run away, it didn't care whether it was possible at such a long distance.

Hit the target, raise the shotgun and fire off one shot.

Naturally, the shotgun couldn't hit it if it was too far away. However, the sound of the shot in the quiet night was so loud that it caused the snow on the pine branches to fall. Moreover, the shot also produced unexpected special effects. The "Huang Fairy" was already frightened.

, out of instinctive reaction, I wanted to run away as soon as I heard the noise, but before I could take a step away, I heard another gunshot behind me. The animals and birds in the mountains have an instinctive fear of shotguns, knowing that this sound will

What's terrible is that it panicked and didn't choose a route, and it also had a habit of drilling holes in trees when escaping. As a result, in a panic, it actually got into the mouth of the "leather wonton" in front of it.

As soon as "Huang Xiangu" got into the skin, she immediately understood what was going on. However, since it was useless to regret after getting into the trap, it was only halfway in and hurriedly wanted to shrink back and exit, but then "

The opening of "Skin Wonton" is really designed to be too poisonous. The six-sided opening can be loosened or tightened. The more you pull it out of the skin, the bigger the opening will become. But from the inside out, with the locking piece on the edge of the middle opening, it will be ready in no time.

The bag mouth was tightened, and the six-edged hard lock inside the citron was thin and tight. At that time, it got stuck in the bone seam of "Huang Xiangu", causing it to do somersaults and fainted on the spot.

From the fat man farting and startling the "Huang Fairy", to the swallow's shotgun going off, scaring the "Huang Fairy" into a corner, and fainting from the pain, it was too late to say it, but it was fast at the time. This just happened during the breath.

The three of us were crouching under the red pine tree and were all dumbfounded by what happened. No one expected that things would take such a turn. We were stunned for a moment before running over to pick up the "skin wontons" with cheers.

As soon as I took the "skin wontons" in my hands, I heard a dull roar coming from the deep mountains. There was a huge but invisible force in the dark night, which shocked us on the spot. "There is a bear cave near Huangpizi's grave."

!" The three of us, with earth-colored faces, looked at each other, and we didn't know who was taking the lead. We shouted together, kicked off our feet, and ran desperately towards the river through the snow.

Winter came too early this year. The man-bear had not gained enough weight before he crawled into the tree cave and the cat went away for the winter. He had not yet fully entered the half-dead state of hibernation. If he was awakened by the sound of gunfire and followed him, it would be a big deal.

It was not good, but I didn’t think about it too much. I ran back to the forest farm first and it was more safe. I stepped on the logs frozen on the river and returned to the forest farm along the same route. I was out of breath running all the way.

After arriving at the wooden house, they both felt funny when they saw each other's embarrassed appearance.

The fat man lit the oil lamp in the wooden house. He was eager to see the fruits of victory. He opened the skin bag from the outside and took "Huang Fairy" out. Seeing that it was motionless and its tail drooped, he thought it was dead. If not,

If skinned alive, the quality of the fur will be a little worse, and neither Fatty nor I know how to skin skins. We always planned to take the live skins to the supply and marketing cooperative to exchange for fruit candies. At this time, when we saw "Huang Fairy", we felt like

He was already dead, and felt a little distressed. Now ten pounds of fruit candy immediately turned into two pounds.

Yan Zi often plays tricks on yellow skin, and knowing this guy's habits, he hurriedly told Fatty: "Don't let go, this thing is the best at pretending to be dead. As soon as you let go, it will seize the opportunity and disappear. Be careful, it has another trick...

"

The fat man was about to throw "Huang Fairy" to the ground, but after hearing Yan Zi's reminder, he immediately grabbed his hand tightly, holding on to the fairy's back and tail. At this time, a strange thing happened. The "Huang Fairy"

Sure enough, it was pretending to be dead, and it seemed to understand what the swallow said, knowing that pretending to be dead would not hide it. Before the swallow could reveal its second escape trick, it immediately released a stream of stinky odor from its anus.

Although the oil lamp in the room was dim, I could still see a large cloud of strong gas coming out from behind the yellow leather bag in the fat man's hand. Before the cloud of smoke-like gas dispersed, I felt a strange stench that hit my nose and my breath was sluggish.

, I immediately felt dizzy, my eyes were dizzy, my ears were ringing, and I wanted to vomit. I hurriedly rushed to the door and pulled it open. When the cold wind from outside blew in, my boredom was slightly relieved, but I was still extremely sad.

The swallow was also caught in the trick, and rushed outside the house, grabbed two handfuls of snow and smeared it on his face. At this time, I found that the fat man was still in the house. I immediately became worried. The stench in the house was so bad that I couldn't get in. I was about to speak.

After greeting the fat man, he saw the fat man bumping out of the window, his face was turned green by the "Huang Fairy"'s fart escape. Because he just held the yellow leather in his hand, he had no time to dodge, and he was really badly smoked.

His eyes were filled with tears because of the stink, and he couldn't see where the door was. As a result, he bumped into the window of the cabin and broke out. However, even so, he still held "Huang Xiangu" tightly in his hand and used

With the other hand, he wiped snow on his face and cursed: "You fell into my hands and you still want to run away? Ten kilograms of fruit candies... I won't let you go even if you die of smoke."

"Huang Fairy" was squeezed by the fat man until she fainted again. Seeing that Huang Pizi was finally trapped, and that the human bear on Tuanshanzi did not follow me, I felt very excited, so I said to the fat man: "Huang Pizi's stinky farts can't be smoked."

Pour Fire Gold Steel, little fat boy, you are so good. It’s almost dawn, so tie it up quickly so that it can be exchanged for candy tomorrow. It’s best to exchange it for two more packs of cigarettes. Roll the trumpet every day.

Toadhead really needs to be improved."

When it comes to being able to exchange yellow skins for sugar and cigarettes, we are all excited. It seems that letting us see the forest farm is really a good job. We can try to lure a big fox back when it gets dark tomorrow, and that will be a big deal. The fat man is looking forward to it.

We were so happy that we were able to get more yellow rice noodles. We tied the hind legs of "Huang Xiangu" with wires and tied them to the corner. Then we found some yellow rice noodles left by the old man Kaoshan from the noodle vat.

Sticky bean buns to satisfy your hunger.

Eating sticky bean buns, everyone felt very strange. The Spring Festival is still far away. Where did the old man get these half-tanks of yellow rice flour bean buns? Could it be that this old man is poaching the corner of socialism? Not to mention him and his

How could my granddaughter eat so many bean buns? There seemed to be something fishy about it, but we couldn't think of anything wrong for a while. We just ate many more sticky bean buns with a series of questions.

At this time, the "Huang Fairy" who had just been knocked unconscious by the fat man also woke up. I broke off some bean buns and threw them to it, but it didn't eat it. It looked like a sad and beautiful woman, squatting in the corner and looking at herself.

Her legs, which were tied by wires, looked indescribably sad, and her big, watery eyes were filled with tears.

The fat man looked amused and laughed and scolded: "You still have the nerve to cry. I'm about to interrogate you. Please confess quickly. How many chickens have you stolen from the people? I tell you that I will represent the people at dawn tomorrow."

, send you to a supply and marketing cooperative to make a fur scarf."

Yanzi and I laughed heartily. Just as we were enjoying ourselves, there was suddenly a banging on the door outside the small wooden house in the forest farm, and a harsh cry like sawing wood came from the wind. I quickly picked up the shotgun and pushed open the wooden door.
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