Three hundred and fiftieth chapters simple fat man
.Chapter 352 The simple fat man
"Ah~~~~~~~"
“Ah~~~~~~~”
The man and woman screamed in pain and entered Ye Kaihuai who was standing at the door. Ye Kaihuai couldn't help but feel a little worried. Although the three moves given to Fatty Zhou were all unique skills to deal with women, if Yun Nishang was angry and embarrassed, he would destroy Fatty Zhou...
Thinking of this, Ye Kaihuai quickly took out the key and opened the door. Unexpectedly, Ye Kaihuai stood in front of the door and took out the key. The door that was originally locked was pushed open by the person inside. Ye Kaihuai was caught off guard and was slapped on the wall by the door.
I heard the rapid footsteps of "thump" coming from my ears. When Ye Kaihuai came down from the wall, I had only time to see a woman's figure flashing at the entrance of the corridor and disappeared.
Rubbing his nose, which was hurt by the door, Ye Kaihuai leaned his head and looked inside the room. The room was as broken as a storm. Except for the bed, none of the furniture was intact. There were wreckages of furniture everywhere, while Zhou Shang was lying among the wreckage, motionless.
"Fatty, fat man, how are you? Just respond quickly if you are not dead." Ye Kaihuai hurried over and asked with concern.
After calling for a long time, Zhou Shang slowly opened his eyes, but the words he said shocked Ye Kaihuai. "Ah, who are you? Are you? Are you my parents? Woo... Dad, mom, I finally saw you. What? We can only be considered a real reunion with you by boat and crossing the river in front of us..."
"Fatty, wake up, fatty, wake up." Ye Kaihuai was very anxious and didn't care much. He swung his arms round and slapped him on the fat face of Zhou Shang, hoping to wake him up. Not to mention, it was really effective.
Ten minutes later, Zhou Shang said to Ye Kaihuai in a speechless manner: "Kaihuai, why do I feel a tingling pain on my face?"
"Ah, hallucination, that's the hallucination you just woke up." Ye Kaihuai said perfunctorily with guilt.
"Is that so? But why do I feel pain in hallucinations?" Zhou Shang obviously did not fully believe Ye Kaihuai's explanation.
"Oh, now isn't the time to think about this question. Fatty, how about it? I'm going to teach you the tricks to work?" Ye Kaihuai saw that Zhou Shang had the intention of digging into the bottom line, so he quickly changed the subject and asked.
"Hehe..." Zhou Shang's face turned red when asked, and he smiled embarrassedly without answering.
"Hey, is it good or bad? You're going to give me some good words."
"Hehe... it worked very well at the beginning." Zhou Shang replied with a red face.
"What about it later?" Ye Kaihuai asked immediately.
"It didn't work later. I used the second eagle claw hand you taught me, but Miss Yun...ah~" Zhou Shang sighed as he touched the swollen part of his body.
Ye Kaihuai looked shocked. This fat man was so lucky. Why didn’t Miss Yun beat him to death? Instead, she left her breath. She used the Eagle Claw Hand and Eagle Claw Hand, but she had no chance to practice it yet.
"I said fat man, what did that Yun Nishang say when she left?" Ye Kaihuai asked tentatively.
"I didn't say anything, I just said I would never let me go. I was so happy, why don't you teach me a few more tricks?"
"...It's enough. Fatty, with these three tricks, you don't have to worry about that woman Yun Nishang in your life."
"Really." Zhou Shang asked with a look of surprise.
"Really, I promise. I have something to do, so I'll take a step first." Ye Kaihuai nodded and agreed, got up and walked out of the door, wanting to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible.
"Hey, wait, I'll leave together."
"Fatty, don't follow me, I'm going to do some private matters. I suggest you better go to a doctor to see the injury now so as to avoid leaving behind sequelae."
"Oh, okay, then we'll see you tonight."
Zhou Shang followed Ye Kaihuai's advice and limped out of the hotel. He wanted to find a doctor to give him some medicine. Otherwise, his body would be green and purple, and Long Xingyun's group of people would definitely laugh at him. He just was afraid of anything he was afraid of. Zhou Shang's thought flashed through his mind, and someone behind him called him: "Fatty, where are you going?"
"..." Zhou Shang pretended not to hear it, lowered his head and continued to walk forward. Then he heard footsteps coming from behind him, put one hand on his shoulder, Long Xingyun held his arm, and asked with a smile: "Fat..." As soon as he said a word, Long Xingyun stopped, as if he didn't know Zhou Shang anymore. After looking carefully, he said apologetically: "Sorry, I recognized the wrong person. Your back looks very similar to someone I know. Sorry, sorry." Long Xingyun left apologetically, leaving behind the mist standing there.
The back looks very similar to the person I know? What does it mean? Did my appearance change? Zhou Shang felt a little confused and recalled Ye Kaihuai's guilty look when he was talking to Ye Kaihuai just now. Zhou Shang decided to go back to the room to find a mirror.
He was in the same room as Long Xingyun. As soon as he entered the door, Long Xingyun in the room was stunned and asked, "Hello, who are you looking for?"
"...Xingyun, it's me." Zhou Shang said.
When Long Xingyun heard the sound, his eyes immediately opened up and blurted out, "Fatty, did you fail in plastic surgery?"
"What are you talking about?" Zhou Shang scolded dissatisfied.
"If you don't believe me, please see it yourself." Long Xingyun picked up the mirror placed on the desk and handed it to Zhou Shang and said.
After taking the mirror, Zhou Shang only took a look and felt the urge to smash the mirror. Who is the pig head in the mirror? That girl Yun Nishang is too cruel, right? She actually ruined my appearance.
Seeing Zhou Shang angry, Long Xingyun asked in a low voice: "Fatty, who made you like this?"
It would be fine if Long Xingyun didn't mention it. When he mentioned Zhou Shang, he was like a ignited powder barrel. He gritted his teeth and replied: "It was done by an unreasonable crazy woman."
It happened to be a book, and a crazy woman who was unreasonable was standing outside the door. Yun Nishang ran back to her room in shame and angrily, and her face turned red and hot. When she thought that the forbidden area that had never been touched by the opposite sex since childhood, she had been touched by the fat man with disgraceful means, Yun Nishang felt a heat in her body. After the heat on her body slightly subsided, Yun Nishang came out of the quilt and walked out the door. Her intuition told her that she should talk to Zhou Shang. Coincidentally, as soon as she walked to the door of Zhou Shang's room, she heard Long Xingyun ask where Zhou Shang's injuries came from? Zhou Shang's answer fell into Yun Nishang's ears without missing a word.
Yun Nishang was so angry that she trembled all over. She really wanted to rush in and teach Zhou Shang a good lesson so that she could know what a crazy woman who was truly unreasonable looked like. But when she thought that the future was long, she tried to endure it again. She stomped her feet with hatred, and Yun Nishang turned around and left.
Zhou Shang, who didn't know that he had offended Yun Nishang once again invisibly, was still complaining loudly to Long Xingyun. But Long Xingyun, the audience, was very incompetent.
"Hey, my surname is Long, I'm so sad. Are you like this?" Zhou Shang asked Long Xingyun, who was laughing unhappily, and said.
"Hahaha... I'm sorry, I can't help it." Long Xingyun forced a smile and explained to Zhou Shang.
"Can't help it? I'm in pain. You're even laughing at me. Do you still have sympathy?" Zhou Shang said to Long Xingyun with dissatisfaction.
"Sorry, sorry, but to be honest, you are not complaining about this. Of course, I am not saying that you threatened Yun Nishang that woman before, but taught you three tricks to deal with women, and you also used this matter of Yun Nishang that woman."
"Why?" Zhou Shang asked in confusion.
"Is there any question? Has no one taught you that women cannot touch them casually? Especially some parts of a woman's body are something that others can't even look at except for that woman's husband." Long Xingyun said in surprise.
"No." Zhou Shang replied honestly.
"...Fatty, how have you lived through these years?" Long Xingyun looked at Zhou Shang's expression at this time as if he was looking at some rare animal.
Zhou Shang, who made Long Xingyun feel in a bad mood when he looked at his expression at this time, replied unhappily: "Do you care?"
"Haha... don't be angry, fat, I'm caring about you. You're not young anymore, you're at the age of getting married... Do you know what's going on with a bridal chamber?"
"... Of course I know, grandpa said that the bridal chamber is like a man and a woman sleeping in the bed."
"What then?" Long Xingyun asked.
"Then it's dawn."
Long Xingyun: "..."
At dinner time, everyone who saw Zhou Shang's new look smiled and asked Zhou Shang: "Oh, fat man, new look?" Zhou Shang was depressed and looked at Yun Nishang, who was sitting opposite him with a sad look. Unexpectedly, Yun Nishang ignored him at all, snorted coldly, turned his head and spoke to Yuege who was sitting next to him.
"Second sister, what's wrong with the injury on Zhou Shang's face?" Yue Ge asked Yun Nishang in a low voice.
When Yun Nishang heard this, her face turned red and she replied in a low voice: "He deserves it."
"Second sister, what's going on?" Yue Ge asked strangely. From the expression on her second sister's face, it can be seen that there is a story here.
Yun Nishang had a red face and lay in Yue Ge's ear to tell Yue Ge about the day. However, she didn't even understand why she told Yue Ge. Maybe she hoped someone could come up with an idea for her. After listening to Yun Nishang's words, Yue Ge's face was full of weirdness. She instinctively felt that behind this incident, there was her untuned husband and Ye Kaihuai's shadow. Moreover, Yun Nishang's words also revealed such suspicion. But now she still had to persuade this second sister who was now in conflict, and then go to Ye Kaihuai to verify her thoughts.
Yue Ge asked Yun Nishang in a low voice, "What are you thinking in your heart now, second sister?"
Chapter completed!