Chapter 38 The equipment department is also an oil guy

Author: Youjiu L

Chapter 38 The equipment department is also an oil guy

"No, because they are allergic to the principal's body odor and claim that he is equivalent to a source of pollution in Vata Alheim."

"Every time the principal comes to a meeting they turn the ionizing air purifier on full blast, but his body odor is as strong as his bloodline."

Fingel's expression is so lifelike that you can see disgust and helplessness at a glance.

"Hahaha!"

The three of them turned to look at Akina Sakai. She still looked as pale as a chrysanthemum, as if the heroic laughter just now was someone else.

"Although the principal explained that it was the special perfume he used, people from the equipment department used instruments to analyze the smell and found that it was a mixed smell of Turkish barbecue, seaweed soup and moldy cheese."

Fingel shrugged.

Chu Zihang smiled. He never expected that such a powerful and charming principal would have such a dark history.

Lu Mingfei, on the other hand, had a bad premonition. This unabashed dislike of others and strange thoughts reminded him of a group of guys who like to install tentacles on themselves.

"That's not all. You know there are no girls in the equipment department, because no girl can endure it for more than a week."

"There was once a brave girl who wanted to join the equipment department. She ate junk food with them, cried together while watching The Powerpuff Girls, and even used transformers to transform together. She successfully gained the favor of the entire equipment department. But she

Still failed.”

Fingel said regretfully.

"Why?"

Chu Zihang's curiosity began to awaken.

"Because when she entered Director Akadulla's office and was about to discuss with him the appointment of a post, Akadulla was peeing at the urinal at the door, and shining a high-power flashlight on his brother and saying, Come on,

, you can also become light."

Fingel said with a pained face.

Although he is quite weird, he is still far behind compared to the real lunatics in the equipment department.

"Well"

Chu Zihang regretted asking him.

"Then the brave girl gave in and swore she would never set foot in the equipment department again."

"I understand her."

Lu Mingfei nodded empathetically.

It was the same when he first dealt with the Mechanicus. He had tried very hard to integrate into their atmosphere, but he was always dissuaded by their superhuman thinking.

Every time I negotiate with them, I switch back and forth between the two thoughts of "let's forget it" and "they are the sponsors".

It was not until the Chapter's Techmarine grew up that he was spared this torture.

"Well, I don't know what you understand. In short, the equipment department is a group of monsters and ghosts. If you have to deal with them, you must be prepared for cerebral thrombosis."

Fingel said.

"It's okay, I have a trump card to deal with them."

Lu Mingfei said confidently.

"what?"

"Drawings. Let me lend you your computer."

He picked up Fingel's computer.

"Don't open browsing history!"

The latter was shocked.

Lu Mingfei ignored his yelling and spent money to buy a mechanical drawing software and started working.

Chu Zihang and Akina Sakai silently stared at Fingel with their eyes.

"I'm afraid that he will feel ashamed when he sees my record of serious study."

Fingel forcefully explained.

"oh."

The two exchanged words without emotion.

After spending some time adapting to the Earth's computer program and staying up all night, Lu Mingfei successfully produced a complete blueprint the next morning.

When choosing the target for making the blueprint, he hesitated a lot.

Although he was not a technical sergeant, his super memory and those poor years allowed him to master many methods of manufacturing weapons and equipment.

There are the Space Marines, the Astra Militarum, the Adeptus Mechanicus, and even the Inquisition.

If it doesn't count his innovation ability, it would be okay to call him a technological master.

Although many memories are blurred due to the brain change, some commonly used equipment can still be remembered clearly.

But the problem is that although the empire's technology is not advanced in the galaxy, it is even a bit crude and rudimentary.

But the seemingly rough and crude creation also hides many black technologies that cannot be replicated on earth in the 2K era.

For example, the laser gun commonly equipped by the Astra Militarum was nicknamed a flashlight because it was not powerful enough. It even led to a cold joke like "What do you call a tactical flashlight hanging under the laser gun? A double flashlight."

But in fact, a laser beam at close range can break limbs, and the explosion effect after hitting the body can scorch internal organs and other internal organs in the path of the laser.

At the same time, the laser gun also has the advantages of almost no recoil, ignoring the influence of gravity and wind, light load and high continuous combat capability.

A battery can support 100 to 140 shots, and such a battery can be charged by a vehicle engine, a civilian circuit, or even by roasting in a fire.

The technological content of this battery is enough for the five major rogue countries on earth to study it for dozens or hundreds of years.

Equally high-tech is the single-molecule blade bayonet mounted on the laser gun.

When a weapon using a single molecular blade is used by a human, the pressure is enough to cut through molecules. In theory, cutting through real matter is no different from cutting tofu.

These two weapons were jokingly called grave goods wholesale by the Ministry of Military Affairs by the leading soldiers of the Astra Militarum, not because they were too weak, but because the enemies of humanity were too strong.

An ancient robot that can use high-energy technology to distort the laws of physics can repair itself and stand up again after being killed.

A genetically engineered killing machine blessed by the evil god.

Extremely belligerent biological weapons can become bigger and stronger as long as they keep fighting, and they can also obtain a steady stream of technology from their genes.

There are also space elves who can spin three and a half times in the air and then use two Thomas pirouettes to hit you in the head with one dart. They also have advanced technology and psychic talents.

Even Space Marines armed with bolters and power swords will be powerless against these terrifying enemies.

And it is the mortal soldiers using such crude weapons who embody the greatness of mankind.

But even this basic equipment and materials cannot be copied with the current technological level of the earth.

Therefore, the chain sword, which was widely loved by imperial soldiers, was the first one that Lu Mingfei excluded.

A chainsword without a single molecular blade is not as useful as an engineer shovel.

If it can't cut down a few enemies, the saw teeth will be damaged and need to be replaced.

As for the bolter, which is more powerful and has almost become the representative weapon of the Space Marines, it is on the list of options.

The core technologies of the bolt gun are the depleted deuterium core and the mass reaction detonator. Both of these technologies can be downgraded and replaced by reducing the power and sensitivity of the ammunition.

If the equipment department is really as powerful as they boast, then they should have corresponding technical reserves.

Of course, this is only the second option.

Although Kassel College seemed to be on the side of mankind, Lu Mingfei still remained vigilant.

It's best not to give this kind of weapon that can affect the layout of the battlefield.

The thing he was going to exchange with these earth machine oil guys was the treasure he got from the hive gang.
Chapter completed!