Chapter 28: Strange goods tease beautiful women

"But, it is now a broken sword and worthless!" Xiaoyu was getting more and more frustrated by him.

"Do you know how much a broken ancient epic is worth? 100 gold coins! Although it is broken, it records the glory and decline of the ancient times. The value cannot be evaluated based on appearance. Although this sword is broken

, but it was once comparable to earthenware. What a glorious history it is, how could it be worthless?" Su Ge started making nonsense, and he said it in a serious manner, which made people want to beat him.

"Do you think I'm stupid?" Xiaoyu couldn't bear it any longer. She slapped the table, "This broken sword is worthless at all. You still talk nonsense like this, you're bluffing! I've already thought about it.

I have the urge to beat you up! Sao Nian, you’d better stop doing it again!”

"Uh-huh..." Su Ge felt a cold warning, so he had to smile awkwardly and quickly stopped, "Let's not talk about that! But I also spent a lot of money to buy this broken sword. You can give it to me."

Evaluate evaluate!”

"Junk, no evaluation!"

"If this sword is melted, you can get a big piece of fine iron! It doesn't cost you much to sell it to save your face!"

"Do you think our Lin family is just collecting rags?"

"How dare I! Think about it, your Lin family collects rags, and our Su family sells rags! How could I belittle myself! You can do your best and evaluate everything!"

"Are you so short of money that you have to pawn a broken sword?"

"The men of the Su family are so miserable. They are all poor! You can help me!" Su Ge pretended to be miserable!

"Stop! Stop! I'm scared of you! I can't give you an estimate of this broken sword. Half a gold coin will be fine!" Xiaoyu already had a headache from him.

"Okay! Deal!" Su Ge hurriedly picked up the broken sword and handed it over. In fact, he didn't really care whether the broken sword could be pawned, he just wanted to take the opportunity to tease Xiao Yu, but he didn't expect it to be quite fun.

After Xiao Yu paid half a gold coin with disdain, Su Ge took out five more hidden swords, which were also ordinary, but among them there was a particularly exaggerated sword. The sword body was very wide and thick, but not long.

It's that giant pig-killing bone chopping knife.

Xiaoyu was shocked when he saw the exaggerated knife, "What's the matter with this pig-killing knife? Is it also your hidden sword?"

"Yes! The edge of this butcher's knife is sharp, it is curved very dangerously, and it is thick and very unique. I collected it and used it as a giant sword!" Su Ge picked up the butcher's knife and used it as a giant sword.

When he waved it, it looked a bit like it, but it didn't look right. It was just that he was having fun.

"I really admire you! You also collect a butcher's knife! Is it because there are no more treasures in the world, or because you want to change your career and become a butcher." Xiaoyu was speechless.

"You don't understand! The butcher's knife is also very powerful and can be used as a giant sword." Su Ge waved the butcher's knife more vigorously, as if he was trying his best to promote something he liked, "How about it?"

?There must be some paths for a giant sword! With this strength, no matter what it is, it will definitely be cut in two pieces."

"You're awesome, you're awesome! This pig-butchering knife is so domineering!" Xiaoyu couldn't do anything to him, "If you take out this pig-butchering knife, you won't want to use it, right?"

"Yes, of course! Do you think it is an ordinary pig-killing knife? In fact, it is a giant sword! You have already experienced it. It is still somewhat extraordinary! Make a price!" Su Ge was very thick-skinned.

He also wanted to sell a butcher's knife, but in fact he was more interested in teasing Xiaoyu and liked to see her nervous and troubled.

"Are you kidding me? You're using a butcher's knife as a pawn! You're making all these messy things, and you're really treating our Lin family as a collector of rags!" Xiao Yu was angry this time. She could use that broken sword.

Forbearance, at least the material is not ordinary materials, but she absolutely cannot bear this pig-killing knife. Even if it is made of high-end materials, she still has to refuse. This is clearly toying with her, "I can't stand you anymore, it's not a break."

The sword is this kind of frightening butcher's knife. I can't tolerate you anymore. Be smart and put away your butcher's knife, otherwise it would be pretty good to play dissection with you!"

"Don't lie like that! We have been friends for so many years! Let's see again. Half a gold coin is fine, just like the broken sword just now." Su Ge was not afraid of death and was still thinking of ways to use the butcher's knife.

"Don't force me!" Xiaoyu felt like she was about to explode.

"Have a good time. I'll keep the broken sword, and I'll keep this pig-killing knife as well. Half a gold coin, for a young lady like you..."

"I can't bear it any longer!" Xiao Yu burst out in anger. She looked a little scary. She stepped on the reception table, picked up the butcher's knife and threw it at Su Ge.

Su Ge quickly dodged, and the butcher knife struck the wooden beam behind him with a clang, and was still shaking.

Su Ge's face started to tremble, he was in such a thrilling situation just now.

"Xiaoyu, calm down. You really scared me just now!"

"Humph! You deserve it!" Xiao Yu said with a turn of her head.

"I think girls should be gentler. It's not good to be too cruel!"

"Then don't take out that butcher knife. I can't control my emotions when I see that weird knife. Later, if you still have such a weird knife, it's best to keep it.

Otherwise I will explode again."

"Don't worry, don't worry, it won't happen again. How dare I scare you!" Su Ge was afraid and compromised.

"You're wise!" Seeing Su Ge's compromise, Xiao Yu revalued the price for him. The remaining four swords were actually valued at a very high price, and they were pawned for a total of 120 gold coins.

Later, Su Ge didn't dare to be bold and didn't bring out any more weird swords. Xiao Yu's mood also improved little by little, and the price he gave Su Ge became higher and higher. There were still some valuable ones in his batch of hidden swords.

sword.

Xiao Yu is also very powerful. Just look at his sword and you can estimate the price without touching it. However, her interest is still not high. She has not seen the treasure Su Ge mentioned until now. She is getting more and more bored.

She didn’t know how many rounds of evaluation she had done, but she couldn’t stand it anymore when she saw that the weapon Su Ge took out was still an ordinary weapon. “I’m so surprised, it’s still an ordinary weapon. Why do you collect so many low-level swords?”

Su Ge replied, "Don't worry about me! I just like swords!"

"Yes, you are a bitch! How many low-level weapons do you have left? Take them all out!"

"No more! Next is the treasure you have always wanted to see."

"real?"

"Why did I lie to you!"

"That's great! Finally, I don't have to look at these rubbish! Sorry, I've shocked you! Nothing else, just take out the baby." When Xiaoyu heard that the baby could be identified, she suddenly became excited.

, but inadvertently damaged Su Ge.

Su Ge was very depressed. It turned out that Xiao Yu had always thought that the hidden sword he took out was garbage.

In total, he took out more than a hundred swords in exchange for 1,012 gold coins, but none of those swords caught Xiao Yu's eyes.

"Damn it, it turns out that you have been treating the swords in my collection as rubbish. I can't bear it! I must bring out a few good items to show you what a treasure is."

"Then take it out quickly! Let me see what the swords in your collection are like. Can you call them treasures?"

The light rain was blowing hard.

"Then take a look!" Su Ge smiled sinisterly. He decided to trick Xiao Yu, and then he put his hand on the ring. With a flash of brilliance, a high-end brocade box appeared on the reception table.

The brocade box is made of precious acacia wood, which can emit fragrance and is very charming. It is also carved with exquisite patterns and looks very beautiful.

This brocade box alone is relatively high-end, and the sword inside is definitely even more extraordinary.

Xiaoyu became even more excited and looked forward to the sword in the brocade box.

"Quick, open it!"

"Haven't you always wanted to see the baby? I'll put it in front of you and let you open it yourself, so that you can better feel the shock." Su Ge said this very thoughtfully, but there was a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth.

Appear as if something is going to happen next.

"Can I really do that?" Xiaoyu gestured to open the brocade box.

"Okay! Open that box and feel the surprise!" The sinister smile on Su Ge's lips became wider.

"Then I'll open it!" Xiaoyu became excited. Although she read countless treasures, it was never as exciting as today, and her hands were trembling a little!

She opened the brocade box with great expectations, but the aura she imagined did not appear, and the items inside did not emit a powerful energy. There was just a wooden sword lying quietly inside, without any precious light.

Xiaoyu was surprised. This was not what she imagined. She picked up the sword in the brocade box and examined it carefully. She found that it was actually a wooden sword, with nothing strange about it.

She was fooled.

Su Ge was lying to her. She deliberately put a rubbish wooden sword in the brocade box and asked her to open it with great hope. When she opened it, she saw that there was actually a wooden sword inside. How exciting was her expression?

How wonderful it is.

Xiaoyu became angry immediately, and his anger was soaring that it was about to burn through the ceiling.

But Su Ge, who was nearby, couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter. His evil plan succeeded, and his stomach hurt from laughing!

"How dare you lie to me! I'm going to kill you!" Xiao Yu grabbed Su Ge's clothes and ravaged them in various ways.

Within a few seconds, Su Ge regretted it. He should not have lied to Xiao Yu. Her violent methods did not pay attention to any foreplay or tenderness. Su Ge was so happy. Her technique was the same as the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty.

It’s worth it and the experience will be unforgettable for a lifetime.

Su Ge quickly begged for mercy, "Stop! Sister, I can't bear it anymore. I was wrong! I'll take out the baby and show it to you, okay?"

"You still want to lie to me!" Xiao Yu didn't believe it at all. When she squeezed Su Ge's wrist hard, she heard a creaking sound, and she didn't know whether it was broken or not.

"I'm going to die! I'm going to die! Stop now! How dare I lie to you now! This time, I'm really going to show you my treasure. Let go!" Su Ge was in so much pain that he almost begged.

"Okay, let me believe you again. If you lie to me again this time, I will definitely twist one of your arms."

Xiaoyu then let go of her hand.

Su Ge was saved, but the pain did not subside for a long time. He muttered angrily, "Damn it, Lin Xiaoyu, I have dealt with you so hard. I hope you won't get any treasures in the future."

"What did you say?" Xiao Yu frowned angrily, as if she was about to explode again.

"Nothing, nothing! I'm telling you to take out the baby quickly and show it to you." Su Ge was shamefully cowed.

"Then why don't you take it out quickly!"

"good!"
Chapter completed!