: The bones are light at first glance

Author: Chop wood and carry water

: The bones are light at first glance

Yan Tingting couldn't help but giggle as soon as she heard this! She didn't despise this kind of three-legged cat kung fu of criticizing people! Just listen to him continue: The liar sighed when he heard it, hey, was that a curse? At best, it's okay.

I told the truth! It can’t be called a curse, okay? The fool shook his head and said, I don’t care! My mother said, as long as you hear someone calling you stupid, you have to deal with him! Because that is a curse on you!

After saying that, I took the opportunity to glance at her, and saw that she was still unmoved, still giggling, so I had another bolder idea, and then said: The liar will be finished as soon as he hears this, today's knife

, it seems there is no way to escape! In a flash of thought, an idea suddenly occurred to me, is this person really stupid? No, I must understand this problem before I die!

Yan Tingting giggled as soon as she heard this and said: What? I'm about to get stabbed right now, and how can I be so leisurely and elegant doing scientific research?

Cao Yu quickly reasoned for her: I feel that he may be thinking that if he meets a fool, he might be able to deceive him!

After hearing this, Chen Ruoshui immediately wondered: What? After talking for so long, did you realize that he is a fool?

Cao Yu hurriedly helped analyze and said: "Think about it! They didn't know each other before, and it was the first time they met a knife on the neck. It would make people a little nervous, right? How could I have thought about anything else before! Death was imminent.

, isn’t this the only way to gain wisdom out of haste!

When the mother-in-law asked questions, she was actually helping to test her son-in-law! Now she saw that he was thinking clearly and what he said was very reasonable! She couldn't help but fall into the old habit of Stockholm again, and she began to sympathize with the liar, and murmured: Hey, if he has

If you were half smart, you probably wouldn't have been stabbed by that fool, right?!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she smiled and said: Haha, Mom, what are you talking about! Didn't you hear what others said? Anyone can play tricks! If he can avoid the fool's knife, he can only be as stupid as him! Smart people

There is no way to communicate with a fool. Their brain circuits are fundamentally different. It’s like a scholar rebelling. How is that possible? Am I right? Cao Yu!

Cao Yu was not stupid, and he said quickly when he heard it: That's right! So the liar quickly pretended to be stupid and innocent to test. After growing up, has no one ever said that you are stupid? Even if you are really stupid.

, look at your silly words! The fool's expression became solemn after hearing this, as if he was lost in memories, yes! But that was all a long time ago, and now I almost can't remember it!

Yan Tingting snorted coldly when she heard this: Haha, your life is at stake, why should you use softness to fight against the butcher's knife! When death is imminent, you still don't forget to flirt! You are really just like him, you are a big liar!

Upon hearing this, Cao Yu hurriedly explained: No! Am I not helping him think about how to get out of trouble? At this moment in the movie, shouldn't everyone be sensible and emotional? Right?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she said sarcastically: Oh, will that have any effect? ​​Don't forget, the ending has already been determined, and this cannot be changed!

When Cao Yu heard this, he thought, what does this mean? Let me show you a freestyle in the footbath? How big of a wave can it make? So he said: Okay, just watch it! When the liar heard this, he

I almost forgot, so I hurriedly tried to help him remember, when did that happen? Why don’t you remember? The fool is very calm. Ever since my mother sued me not to let them call me stupid, I haven’t.

People said it!

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter!

Yan Tingting saw that he had listened to the advice and finally got back on track! She immediately praised him and said: Hey, this is the right way! Just say it like this! Let me see how you can continue the conversation!

Cao Yu hurriedly said: The liar was very disappointed when he heard it! How can we talk about this? No one said it, aren't you stupid? Why can't you find the reason within yourself? Instead of trying to destroy the crowd.

! So he was careful to test again. Since then, has no one really said anything about you? The fool said calmly, maybe there will be more! But I can’t hear it! When the liar heard this, he immediately said strangely, what? You knew there would be more

?

The fool said: Of course, who doesn’t talk about people behind their backs? I know there will definitely be many people scolding me behind my back!

When the liar heard this, he murmured: Then why do you have to hold me tight?

The fool said calmly: My mother said, if you can't catch the donkey thief, then catch the guy who pulled out the prong! Why did you both commit the same crime? You even let me catch you today!

When the liar heard this, he even tried to enlighten him: Hey, have you ever thought about it? Although they didn't tell them clearly, can you control them behind the scenes? After hearing this, the liar was very indifferent: My mother said, don't beat those who work hard.

If you are lazy, you have to focus on those who are short-sighted! Do you understand?

The liar was really speechless when he heard it. After talking for a long time, he couldn't figure out whether this person was really stupid or fake! But at least he found the source of the confusion, so he couldn't help but muttered: My mother, my mother!

If you talk about my mother, I think you will be like this for the rest of your life! Why can't you live without your mother?

Yan Tingting almost burst out laughing when she heard this! Who was he talking about? Why did it sound so familiar? So she couldn't help but tease: Haha, are you kidding me? I listened for a long time and was confused.

I don’t know who you are talking about. Have you confused everyone?

You see, people are like this! They always want to talk about others. In fact, those words about others are also suitable for talking about yourself, but you don’t think it yourself! If you don’t believe it, just go and read it. Those words with thousands of exhortations and instructions can make thousands of people

He himself has done many of the bad things that Don't do! The roles of liars and fools often rotate, because no one is willing to be a fool for the rest of his life. If you want to be a liar, you know that you won't last long!

Cao Yu is like this, and Yan Tingting is like that! They lie to each other, and are often willing to pretend to be stupid in order to make each other happy!

Cao Yu had to pretend to be stupid now and asked: What's wrong? Is there anything I said that I didn't understand clearly? Or can't you understand?

Yan Tingting immediately raised her eyebrows and said: It sounds so much like you are talking about yourself! I thought you were the liar at first, but now I feel more and more like you are that fool? This is really good

Strange!

When Cao Yu heard this, he hurriedly said: You see, the liar feels the same way! He was also surprised, why can't this person understand people's words? So he hurriedly complained, but I could only tell the truth.

!If you don’t scream, you are swearing!

Of course it doesn’t matter if I’m a fool: Don’t think I’m stupid! I don’t understand what you’re talking about! I’m afraid you’re scolding me a lot in your heart, right?

When the liar saw that his life was at stake and he had guessed it again, he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, it really doesn't happen!"

The fool saw that he was following his example, and imitated him and sighed: Hey, let's forget it! It doesn't matter if you have some or not! I won't argue with you anymore, just think that I forgive you, who is it?

We are adults and have a lot of them!

Because Cao Yu is very attentive, the role rotation is also in place, coupled with the emotional performance, it seems too realistic...

Yan Tingting was dazzled for a moment, and she almost fainted after hearing this! Being forgiven by a fool, and he doesn't care about you? Who can bear this? The book can be written as tolerance, but she couldn't bear it anyway! She immediately rushed to Cao Yu

He yelled: What? I need you to forgive me? Why don’t you care about me? How can you talk? You! Are you still shameless?!

Cao Yu was also used to being scolded by her, and he became a snack. If he didn't get scolded, he would feel uncomfortable with the driver's bitch! He quickly sent her hospice care: Hey, what are you doing! Aren't I talking about being a fool?

!Are you stupid?

Yan Tingting was dumbfounded when she heard this. It was because she was too involved in the drama and accidentally fell into his trap! So she quickly blushed, grinned, and said with a dumb smile: Oh, then you go on, it's me.

Misunderstood!

Cao Yu then looked at her passionately and said like the fool: Fate returns to fate, hate returns to hate. Originally, I thought there was a little debt in my heart, but since you have already scolded me, from now on

From now on, we will be able to be reconciled, right?!

The liar became anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly shouted: Hey, brother, what are you going to do? Let's end it here and send him to hospice care?

The fool nodded and said: Yes! With this strike of my sword, all the past grudges and grudges will be wiped out!

When the liar saw that this matter was serious, he quickly said: Hey, don't scare me! I'm a coward! Just now, I said that we were destined, how could we write it off now? It was you who said you wanted to kill me first, and then I

You scolding mother! Do you understand clearly? How can you be clear about it? What kind of logic? Are you still being unreasonable? Also, since we are so destined, why do you have to kill me? This is also inappropriate.

Logic!

The fool said calmly: My mother said that all the grudges and grudges are all due to fate! We are destined to meet each other, and only when we meet will we have troubles, don't you think so? Otherwise, I know who you are.

?Who knew you were that Tang Seng! So, after I kill this knife, we are finally done with it! Just go with peace of mind! Don’t have any other worries!

When the liar heard this, he panicked and cursed in his heart: Your mother, your mother, fuck your mother! This bunch of bad things are all because of your mother!

But he didn't dare to curse anymore, so he could only plead: Oh, don't! Brother, we are so destined, how can we break it off just now? After hearing this, the fool was stunned and blurted out: Then what do you want?

When the liar saw that he really couldn't understand people, he had to change his words and said: What do I want? Oh, just because you are handsome, can you do whatever you want? Do whatever you want! Kill whoever you want.

!Is this what people say? Is there any king's law? Are you still being unreasonable? Just ask me how I offended you? Why do you scream and kill me as soon as you come up? Why do you insist on having trouble with me, a villain with a deer head and rat eyes?

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The fool immediately became happy when he heard it. He looked at him with a face full of joy and said: Hey, Luo Li, you are quite good at talking! You are indeed exactly the same as the Tang Monk on TV!

The liar no longer regards "he believes that he is that Tang Seng" as a good thing, and hurriedly denies it: Why are you so sure that I am that Tang Seng? If you heard what others said, then I might as well sue you.

The truth is, I’m not! Really not! It’s finally over now, right? Isn’t this the reason for all our grievances and grievances now? Okay, I admit it, I’m not!

The fool seemed to understand when he heard it, but he still didn't quite understand it, so he said more definitely: Tsk, you are trying to lie to me again! Right? As soon as he heard that I was going to eat you, he

You didn’t admit it at first! Right?

As soon as the liar heard this, he waved his hands quickly and begged for mercy: No, no, I am really not a monk! I swear to the conscience of heaven and earth! Liar is just a puppy! It's time to do it now, right?

The fool became more and more proud when he saw it. He raised his knife to his neck, glared and shouted angrily: "Hey, you still don't admit it? How dare you lie to me! Not honest, right? Believe it or not, I will give you a knife first."

Let you see blood?

As soon as the liar heard this, he decisively gave up the normal communication, because he saw that he was repeatedly confirming whether he was Tang Seng, so he guessed that he had good intentions and was afraid that he would make a mistake and kill the wrong person, right? So he changed his words and asked: Hey

, don’t be impatient! Please, answer my question first, why are you so sure that I am that Tang Seng?

The fool's eyes were very confused, as if he was looking at his brother! He asked strangely: Didn't you tell me this yourself? Why are you asking me now?

Coupled with the various expressions on his face, it seems to say: Now even he is not sure, who of the two is stupid!

The liar looked at his world-destroying expression and felt helpless! He could only lament: Hey, can I admit my mistake now? I admit, I was wrong! Please, let me go! I really am nothing

Tang Seng, please! Let me go, can you?

After hearing this, the fool grinned and sneered: "You still say that you are not Tang Seng?" Che Zhulun said back and forth! I have seen Tang Seng look like you on TV! You are very eloquent and also love to be pretentious! You can't die

Admit your mistakes and like to play rogue, right?

After saying that, Cao Yu looked at her with a smile again, and Yan Tingting immediately spat: Go, make up a good story, don't look around!
To be continued...