Chapter 736 Calculating Talents(1/2)
Sun Shubo and Liang Shiguang ended up regretting it because of their greedy mouth.
Wang De gritted his teeth and told the Tianwu Army that Sun and Liang were a thorn in his side, and anyone who dared to speak up for them would be at odds with him.
The army also has military rules. Wang Deyong, the commander, can speak more easily than the officials in this three-thirds of an acre of land. If you are told to die, you will not want to live, and even living people can be killed by you.
Liang Shiguang was assigned to the gang leader army, and he had to carry a large iron pot on his back every day. It was thick and heavy, and he had to have a gourd on his waist. If others carried one bag of rice, he would carry three bags. If he couldn't eat the meat, he could cook it.
If the porridge and rice are not as good as you like, you have to be scolded every day.
Sun Shubo was even worse. Liang Shiguang could still take the blame. He carried a stool spoon every day. The Tianwu Army excreted countless feces every day. Don't underestimate the latrines. If you are not careful, you can cause plague and reduce the number of people in battle.
horrible.,
Moreover, excrement is not something that vegetable farmers use to water their fields. During sieges, this stuff is often stored on the city wall, and then other poisons and filth are added. The stuff is boiled in an iron pot, and the cooked stuff is no longer called excrement.
The feces is called golden juice! The golden juice poured on the body along the city wall can cause skin ulcers at the least, or poisoning and death at worst. The power is quite terrifying.
Sun Shubo was not tall to begin with, but now he was carrying two buckets of excrement all day long, just like Wu Dalang. His body smelled so bad that everyone was afraid of it, and he didn't want to get in the crowd, so the two of them only occasionally
Let's talk about it. Needless to say the identities of these two marginalized people, even if Wang Deyong let it go, no one would dare to interact with them.
On this day, Xia Song 'deliberately' asked Zhao Zhen for an imperial edict, saying that he came to inspect the Tianwu and Pengri armies. Wu was a low-ranking person, and when he learned that he was attending the political affairs meeting to reward the army, it was a wishful thinking.
Wang Deyong 'almost' became Xia Song's son-in-law. Xia Song's status was respected. Although his daughter was not very good, but which man didn't have three wives and four concubines? It was not the same to marry him home first and then take in a few charming side wives to make up for the shortcomings.
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It turned out that the marriage that the matchmaker had talked about so well ended without knowing how. This time when he learned that Xia Song was coming to inspect the Tianwu Army again, Wang Deyong was so excited that he led his army to meet him for thirty miles, just to give him a favor.
It is enough to save Xia Song's face.
Wang Deyong naively and with a good sense of self thought that Xia Song had betrayed him to a huge extent, and then he wanted to give him the face of his future son-in-law, so he brought people to inspect the show. This drama can really be performed.
Bit!
After Xia Song returned to Bianjing, within a few days he heard various rumors in the Beijing circles about Wang De using the name of this romantic young man, and Zhao Zong'e, who had been beheaded by Bao Zheng. These two people were full of evil.
Specializing in harming women from good families, unscrupulous matchmakers like matchmakers have naturally increased this man's worth. How could Xia Song be such a shrewd person and let his daughter suffer this fate?
If he knew how self-righteous Wang Deyong was, he would definitely laugh out loud. Today's inspection was only about Zhao Zhen's happiness, not Wang Deyong's eggs.
He had already inquired before he came here. The two people Liang Chuan wanted were a cook and a dung picker. He didn't know where his brain was wrong. He had to have these two people, and it wouldn't be possible to replace him with anyone else!
He didn't want to be indebted to others and go to the Privy Council to ask for someone, so he thought of a way.
The Tianwu Army was hunting with banners, and Wang Deyong ordered everyone to polish their armor until it could be used as a bowl. Everyone worked hard and lined up in clear clothes and bright armor.
One side was shown to Xia Song.
On the other hand, he ordered the gang leader army and the toilet cleaning team to hide the disgraced "marginal people" for me. If his Tianwu momentum was weakened for a while, Wang Deyong only said four words: I will kill you without mercy!
There have long been rumors in the Tianwu Army that Wang Deyong is the virtuous son-in-law appointed by Xia Xianggong. Now the father-in-law came to see his son-in-law's achievements. Who dared to ruin Wang Deyong's good deeds? They all opened their eyes and straightened their backs.
They were afraid that Wang Deyong would be angry with a cucumber's ugly face, so he would cut them into pieces and sacrifice the flag to show his army's power!
Xia Song was stunned when he saw such a big battle. He subconsciously thought how did this kid know that he was going to come to 'trouble' him?
Xia Song led his men to inspect the three armies one by one. This time he touched the swords and guns, and tugged at the armor. From time to time he commented on the equipment and weapons, and then pointed out some shortcomings in the marching arrangement. He was tugged a few times.
The pawns all felt confident and full of honor.
In the past, when the civil servants came to the military camp, they did not understand the ways of marching and fighting, so they just said a few polite words in official language, and then ran faster than horses. I had long heard that Xia Xianggong was particularly strict in running the army in the Western Army, and he killed people at every turn.
Wei, my husband, who was born in the army, is indeed different. He speaks more professionally than their commander Wang, how can anyone be dissatisfied!
In the end, Xia Song's plump body even raised the crossbow and fired one or two arrows, which attracted cheers from the three armies and encouraged the whole army! Wang Deyong's face was brightened, and he followed Xia Song's butt and cheered continuously!
"My lord, you are mighty! When you mount your horse, you can secure the country and when you dismount, you can govern the country. You are really a role model for our juniors. I have long been willing to go into battle to kill the enemy. However, the Western bandits fell apart so quickly under the direction of the lord's troops. It really makes the general feel sad."
So sorry!"
"General Wang, there is no need to be humble. The young hero, General, is the young talent of our dynasty. The truth is that he came here with the holy will. Although the Western thieves have been determined, the Yiwu cannot be weakened! It's easy to go back after seeing the truth of what the general has done."
Follow the Holy Spirit and tell the truth!"
Xia Song praised Wang Deyong so much that Wang Deyong was so excited that he started to say all kinds of shameless things. He said that his husband was wise and loyal to the king and the country, but Xia Song was as thick as a wall.
I also had goosebumps all over my body.
He is a person who likes routines, but such people often repel people of the same sex. Seeing Wang Deyong, he is even more grateful that he did not marry his daughter because of the title of his father, Wang Chaolu, Duke. Now it is time to see Wang De use some psychology.
No guilt at all.
In his opinion, today's military force has been put on a show by him, but it has no energy at all, and it is just a bunch of martial arts students who set up a temporary stage to sing. The Western Army can defeat these people even if they go into battle.
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Praising is all about flattering, let’s get down to business!
Xia Song was really willing to do something for Zhao Zhen's "sexual happiness". He asked Wang Deyong in a low voice: "I feel a little uncomfortable going out today. Where is the toilet in your camp?"
Wang Deyong was stunned at first, and then he was overjoyed. This Xia Song really regarded him as his own, otherwise it would be unpleasant to deal with this matter somewhere and spread it out!
Immediately, Wang De quickly pointed the direction to Xia Song, and Xia Song went to the toilet. Not long after, a strange scream came out.
Wang Deyong took a closer look and saw Xia Song sitting on the ground, with a puddle of excrement splashing on her feet. A sergeant carrying dung collapsed on the ground in fear, and two dung buckets were spinning on the ground.
Today, Wang Deyong had already confessed before leaving the camp that anyone who messed up his affairs would be killed. He thought that the whole army had gone out, and the princes would not come to this pit for convenience. It didn't matter.
I had just been walking well and there were no stones or weeds on the ground. Suddenly I tripped. When I turned around, I saw a fat man wearing a purple robe!
It's over..
Wang De knew how to do things, so he immediately drove away the people around him! He helped Xia Song up as if he were mourning for a heir, and immediately asked someone to drag down the soldier who was carrying dung!
Finally, all the links were in place, but this shithole ruined my big business!
Wang Deyong wanted to kill someone but couldn't. He could only suppress the anger in his heart and forced Xia Song to stand up with a smile: "The last general deserves to die! The last general failed to manage the army well, and the subordinates rushed against the master..."
Xia Song waved his hand and said, "It's okay, find me a tent and I can change my clothes. This..."
Wang Deyong gave himself a slap in the face and said: "See what I can do, hurry up..."
Xia Song comforted him and said, "It's okay, let me find a place quickly."
Xia Song was asking Wang Deyong in his heart, your grandma, if I hadn't committed such a despicable act for a big official matter, I wouldn't even want to clear my name. If you dare to spread the word to me, this matter will never end with you!
Wang Deyong asked people to clear out his big account, and gave Xia Song a military uniform, which was more in line with the purpose of his coming to the military camp to reward the troops. On the other hand, he also strictly ordered everyone not to speak nonsense. If they heard
Even if there is a hint of wind, he will be killed without mercy!
Wang Deyong immediately prepared a table of wine and food, all of which were good food bought from Bianjing City, and then took him to the camp's gang leader army to cook it himself, steamed a bowl of rice with chicken oil, and slaughtered a fat head.
Sheep, as well as some tonics such as bird's nest and white fungus, moisturize the dryness! A few roasted chickens are full of almonds and hazelnuts, and the smell can't be blocked outside the tent.
Xia Song had changed his clothes early, and his mood finally eased a lot when he saw the delicious food that the soldiers were moving into the camp. He stretched his hands. The military uniforms in the camp were all worn by thin men. When marching and fighting, they were fed like cattle, and they had to drill every day.
It would be damning if there was a fat man. Xia Song raised his chopsticks and asked:
"All these dishes are cooked in the camp?"
"Exactly! Please try it, adults, to see if it suits your taste!"
Xia Song put a piece of almond in his mouth and said: "In the army, I have always eaten and slept with the soldiers. I share the difficulty of marching. This time I have told you many times that you must eat some stove rice. You have won my heart."
ah!"
Wang Deyong had good intentions. The whole table of dishes was not something you could find in the military camp. The only thing he put on the table was the bowl of millet rice, which was just for show. It was steamed with chicken oil when cooking. Otherwise, he would have eaten it.
Can't eat it!
Seeing Xia Song's big greasy mouth chewing non-stop, Wang Deyong cursed in his heart, eating and sleeping together, dogs can't even swallow the millet they eat outside. How can you, Xia Song, eat millet with such virtue?
The table full of hard food was completely wiped out by Xia Song. Wang Deyong was dumbfounded. Xia Song repeatedly claimed that the Tianwu Army had done a good job in the "warm army project" and that the logistics support was quite good.
Only in this way can we build a victorious army, as if we have forgotten the bad thing about being excremented just now! Wang Deyong also turned his anger into joy after hearing this, this man is finally serving you well!
Xia Song finally picked up the military bowl and began to eat the rice. The rice was moistened with chicken oil. It was simple but not simple. When you eat it, your mouth will be full of fragrance and full of flavor! Wang Deyong saw that Xia Song could eat with enthusiasm and followed him.
The faces next to me were all smiles.
Suddenly, Xia Song's complexion suddenly changed, as if he had eaten a mouthful of filthy feces. His face turned from red to blue. Wang Deyong was shocked when he saw it. He felt bitter in his heart and did not dare to say, what happened again!
I saw Xia Song vomiting the rice into his hand. A ball of corn was completely covered with blood. Wang Dewang almost burst into tears. These dogs, the bastard gang leader army, didn't wash the rice thoroughly. The rice was mixed with sand.
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Xia Song smashed the bowl on the table and was so angry that he slammed the door and walked out! Wang De's eyes blacked out and he fainted immediately!
Wang Deyong woke up, with concerned faces on both sides of his face, and just asked: "Where is Mr. Xia?"
"Leave early!"
Wang De said with severe pain in his chest: "Why don't you hold on tighter? How long have I been unconscious?"
The left and right didn't dare to say anything, but said softly: "This is Master Xia, I'm afraid he is really angry. In our Tianwu Army, people's feces and water were splashed on us, and we ate sand in our meals, and almost broke our teeth."
, his face was uglier than the Lord of Hell along the way, and he threatened to..."
Wang Deyong asked anxiously: "What do you want?"
The mute people on the left and right did not dare to speak nonsense, so Wang De punched the left and right people randomly: "Are you mute? Speak quickly!"
"Master Xia is going to court to speak to the general, saying that the general is not strict in his control!"
To be continued...