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Chapter 5, You are a Zombie!

Tang Ming turned around and saw a sturdy young man, less than 1.8 meters tall and about 24-5 years old. He walked into the fence with a load of firewood weighing about 200 kilograms on his shoulders. He thought to himself, "What a strength."

"You kid are looking down on me? Do you know who killed this wild boar? Don't look around. It's Tang Ming in front of you. Tang Ming is more than ten years older than you. You have to call me big brother." The old man was speechless when he saw his grandson.

status and hurriedly changed the topic.

"Haha, hello, brother! It's true. Brother is a real person without showing his face. I admire you." The young man circled around Tang Ming and said. He was filled with surprise in his heart. "Look at this boy's thin skin and tender flesh. He looks very young."

Similar to me; it is really not easy to be able to kill this solitary boar that has caused headaches to several hunters by myself! Even my master dare not say that he can deal with this wild boar by himself. I will ask him later which one he is.

It was taught by the master. It's so powerful!'

"Tang Ming, this is my grandson Zhao Gang. He is actually ten and a half years younger than you. Haha, farmer." The old man then remembered to introduce his grandson to Tang Ming.

Zhao Gang bled the wild boar very quickly, and after asking Tang Ming for his opinion, he disembowelled the wild boar and cut off all the hair. Only the head of the wild boar was left unprocessed. This way, it would not be allowed to go outside the mountains.

Others misunderstood that you were pretending to be a wild boar by using the domestic pig that you raised yourself. Besides, this wild boar also has an obvious sign. It is the half-broken pair of tusks that are still sticking out of the pig's mouth; there are about seven more tusks left.

Eight centimeters in length.

Tang Ming calculated that it took Zhao Gang less than forty minutes to finish handling the wild boar. Of course, this did not include the time when Zhao Gang's grandfather helped boil the water.

After handling the wild boar, Zhao Gang realized that Tang Ming had been barefoot. Without saying a word, he went into his room and found a new pair of socks and brand new travel shoes. He threw them to Tang Ming and said, "Try to see if they fit. I bought them for the New Year."

Haven’t had a chance to wear it yet”

Tang Ming said, "Brother, I don't have any money to give you! Yesterday I accidentally fell into a deep pool in the mountains. I dropped my shoes and I don't know where I lost my wallet. I searched for a long time and couldn't find it. It's really unlucky."

"Haha, you're welcome. When everyone is in trouble, don't blame yourself for being unlucky. You're lucky to have escaped with your life. Many people drowned in that deep pool. See if it fits. If

If they don't fit your feet, you can only wear my old leather shoes." Zhao Gang was very enthusiastic.

"I'm sorry, I never owe favors to others. You cut off a piece of wild boar meat according to the price. That way I can feel at ease." Tang Ming had already vowed not to accept benefits from anyone.

Zhao Gang was speechless. But it was right to think about it. He was a person who didn't want to owe others favors. He nodded and stopped talking.

Tang Ming looked at the shoes. Although they were not a well-known brand, the workmanship was good. He tried them on and found they fit just right.

Tang Ming took all the wild boar's internal organs to the kitchen and gave them to Zhao Gang's grandfather to process. As a thank you for the meal, he cut off a large piece of wild boar and threw it on the kitchen chopping board. Grandpa Zhao was neither angry nor happy.

It seems like we have seen things like this a lot.

So the lunch menu suddenly included a few more dishes: braised scallions, fried kidneys with soy sauce, vinegar-braised pork liver, pig heart and radish soup, braised pig tail, and deep-fried pork chops.

Zhao Gang brought out a jar of farm rice wine brewed from the previous year's snow water (it was dug out after being buried in the ground for several years, it can reduce fire) and the three of them were about to feast.

Suddenly someone outside the door shouted, "Zhao Gang, are you at home?"

"It seems to be the voice of Li Shuisheng from another village. Zhao Gang, please go out and see if he has come to see you again." Grandpa Zhao Gang seemed to recognize the voice of the person who came, and he was an acquaintance.

"Brother Tang, you and my grandpa are going to have dinner and drinks first. I'll be back when I go." After Zhao Gang said this, he walked out of his wooden house and went to the yard to take a look. It was indeed Li Shuisheng.

"Uncle Li, do you have a meal? If yes, it's just right. The food at home has just been prepared. Let's have a drink together."

"Zhao Gang, what time is it time for dinner? My little girl is suddenly ill and is foaming at the mouth and talking nonsense. Please finish dinner quickly and help me take a look." Li Shuisheng's face turned pale with anxiety.

"Uh, Uncle Li, wait a minute, I'll be back as soon as I go."

Zhao Gang turned around and returned to the main room and said, "It's him. My sister at home has a sudden illness. She's very anxious at the door. I'll go over and have a look right away. You guys can take care of yourself first." After that, he dug out a large bowl of rice from the steamer and mixed it with it.

Serving the dishes, he kneaded them with his hands. He kneaded the food into a ball, ate it in his hands, and walked out.

Tang Ming was indeed too hungry and was not polite. He drank and ate with Grandpa Zhao. After a bowl of rice wine, his whole body felt very cool and refreshing.

"Haha, Grandpa Zhao, can Zhao Gang still see a doctor?" Tang Ming finished drinking the rice wine and put down the big bowl and asked Grandpa Zhao.

"Xiaozi, I was weak and sick when I was young. When I was six years old, I was accepted as a disciple by Zhang Tianshi in Houchun. I learned some herbs to cure diseases, draw talismans to catch ghosts, etc. I think it was just messing around. Haha, but sometimes it can be done

I happened to see a few folks from the village. No, even a meal is unsafe."

"Haha, Grandpa Zhao, it's a good thing that Zhao Gang has some skills." I thought to myself. In the memory of the ten thousand-year-old zombie king in my mind, he is a master witch doctor. I will take some time to master all his witch doctor medical skills.

Haha, I can also treat people. Maybe I can also treat patients who are declared dead in the hospital.

Grandpa Zhao's cooking skills are quite good, and Tang Ming was satisfied with the meal. After the meal, Tang Ming wanted to leave quickly. He came to the kitchen and said to Grandpa Zhao who was collecting the bowls, "I'm going down the mountain. If I'm late, I won't be able to catch up."

It’s the last boat to cross the river. It’s better to sell the wild boar meat while it’s fresh. It can fetch a good price.”

"Tang Ming, why bother looking for something far away? I bought all the wild boar meat. What's the price in the mountains? It's inconvenient for you to carry it back and forth on such a long journey." Grandpa Zhao thought for Tang Ming's sake.

"Okay! Thank you very much. Just calculate it as 400 kilograms. A little more is enough to buy a pair of shoes." Tang Ming thought to himself. He was running around with two big pieces of pork. Although he was not tired, it was his mother's fault.

Troublesome.

"Are you still polite to grandpa? Well, I'll do as you say." After Grandpa Zhao finished speaking, he wiped his hands and went to the back room to take out four thousand yuan and handed it to Tang Mingdao, "You count it, it's four thousand yuan in total."

.I smoke it into bacon, haha, and then sell it, I can earn two thousand."

"Well, I wish you good health and lots of wealth. I'm leaving."

"Tang Ming, I won't send you off. If you have a chance, come and see grandpa again. Grandpa is also half buried in the soil. By the way, ask your grandma for me!"

"Okay! I'll definitely come see you again when I have the chance." After Tang Ming finished speaking, he walked out of the fenced yard and walked briskly out of the mountain. He thought: As for greeting my grandma, uh------, you can ask it yourself.

Bar!

Tang Ming turned around two hills and looked back. He could no longer see those families. There was no one around except various birds in the forest. So he wanted to test how fast he could run.

Let me estimate it. The big pine tree in front of me is almost 300 meters away from me in a straight line, with three turns. The total length is about one thousand meters. Let's see how long it takes to reach it.

Tang Ming calculated the distance, threw his legs and started running. He counted the seconds in his mind. When he counted to thirty-five, he reached out and touched the pine tree beside the mountain road.

Haha, my speed is close to thirty meters per second. This is equivalent to a fucking car traveling at a speed of 100 kilometers per hour. It can run 500 kilometers in half a day, haha, I really travel a thousand miles a day! From now on, I will do bad things everywhere, damn it

He came and went without a trace. How could your detective think that I was as fast as a car?

So, let me try my current high jump ability. I remember that in college, my best score was 1.7 meters. Let’s see how high I can jump now! Looking forward to it!

Thinking of this, Tang Ming used all his strength to pull up onions on a dry land. With a whoosh, he felt his body rising rapidly. Looking around, the pine tree more than ten meters high was already far away under his feet.

Just when Tang Ming was seriously experiencing the sense of height, his body stopped rising. Tang Ming did a little calculation and found that his vigorous jump was more than fifty meters. Damn! I can jump so high? It's better than in a fucking martial arts movie.

The top players are several times more powerful!

So when it falls, will it make a big crater on the ground? Or will it be as light as cotton wool and make no movement at all?

It sounds slow, but in fact, when Tang Ming was thinking rapidly, his body was almost close to the ground. His feet touched the ground instantly without any vibration! It was really like a ball of cotton falling from the sky.

Haha, you are so good. This is called Qinggong, right? It seems that the Ten Thousand Years Zombie King did not practice in vain during his lifetime! You have left me so many surprises. Should I thank you, or should I hate you? Originally, I

Tired of life, you committed suicide; you damn thing just didn’t let me die! And you gave me great benefits!

So, the transparent jade ring on the middle finger of your left hand was also given to me by your mother, right? It seems that I accepted this ring in my dream. I just don’t know if it is worth it? What is it used for? I haven’t had time to ask, your mother.

It just dissipated! Hateful, extremely hateful!

"Hey, he's a good boy. Stop looking for me. I'm right on top of you."

When Tang Ming was extremely proud, a hoarse voice came from the top of the big pine tree.

Tang Ming vomited blood. Damn it, who is this old guy? When did he sneak here? It seems that his kung fu is very good. He stood on a thin branch and the branch didn't even move. Let me teach you a lesson.

An old thing.

Tang Ming was very angry that the old man was sneaking around to spy on his whereabouts. This was a taboo in the world! If he didn’t teach the old man a lesson, he would not be able to sleep for several days! Thinking of this, he jumped to the top of the big pine tree with his feet and learned how to do it.

Like an old thing, he stepped lightly on a thinner branch.

The branches under my feet swayed slightly for a few times, then stopped moving.

"What a good boy, you have good martial arts at such a young age. Hurry up and report to the school, so that I don't accidentally hurt the children of my acquaintances!"

Tang Ming was angry when he heard this. The old guy was obviously coming for him. So he said angrily, "Old guy, I don't know you, what do you want to do?"

"Hey, I am Zhang Tianshi, who specializes in catching evil ghosts in the world. You are full of zombie aura, and you also have martial arts. Either you are evil or you have a certain way to transform into a zombie. If I don't destroy you, given time, you will be able to overturn the world."

Zhang Tianshi's words left Tang Ming speechless. Yes, he is indeed the transformation of the Ten Thousand Years Zombie King, and he is also a combination of himself and the Ten Thousand Years Zombie King. However, I don't have the slightest smell of zombies in my body? How does this veteran judge?

Am I a zombie?
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