The main room of the west cross courtyard.

Chen Chu, Cai Er, Liu Changqing and two scholars named Wang and Zhang gathered together.

Everyone was originally going to write lyrics for "Journey to the West", but before writing the lyrics, they first talked about the advertising issue of Juyang Purple Melon.

Yesterday, Cai Er told Chen Chu about the poor sales of purple melons, and the latter thought it might be a publicity issue.

So now we have come together to compile another advertisement to be published under the new chapter of "Journey to the West".

"If advertising is not effective, use news to promote it."

"Teacher, what is news?" Liu Changqing asked this question on behalf of everyone.

"News is the interesting things that happen on the streets."

"What is the connection between interesting stories and Juyang Purple Melon?" Cai Er asked.

Chen Chu thought for a while, then found a broken tabletop painted black in the house and put it up against the wall. He dipped his fingers in water and wrote on the tabletop: For a sixty-year-old woman to have a baby again, is she morally corrupted or human nature twisted? .

"..."

"..."

Everyone below was stunned and confused.

So Chen Chu asked again: "Seeing this title, do you want to know the reason?"

Several people looked at me, and I looked at you, and finally Shusheng Wang said: "I want to..."

"Well, this is the function of the title. It should be scary enough and eye-catching enough. But the following content is the key to marketing purple melon..."

Chen Chu got wet again and continued to write in slightly smaller characters:

'According to Xia Huche, our reporter in Tongshan County, recently Aunt Zhang, who was already in her late sixties in the Zhang family in a certain lane in Tongshan County, gave birth to Qilin. Aunt Zhang's husband, Uncle Zhang, happily told reporters that he had no children. Wu Daughter, I have given up the thought of continuing the incense.

Unexpectedly, after eating Juyang Purple Melon at Caiwei Pavilion in the city ten months ago, Uncle Zhang no longer hurts in his waist, his legs are no longer sore, and he feels more energetic.

What he didn't expect even more was that his old wife would give birth to pearls from old clams, giving the Zhang family descendants.

Speaking of this, Uncle Zhang cried with joy.

At the same time, Uncle Zhang specially took the opportunity of this interview with this newspaper to express his solemn thanks to Caiwei Pavilion of Tongshan County and Juyang Zigua. Thank you for giving Uncle Zhang a second spring, and thank you for allowing the couple to experience the joys of being parents. Joy!

Such kindness and kindness will never be forgotten!

Our reporter Xia Huche interviewed in Tongshan County on June 27, the seventh year of Fuchang.’

Chen Chu finished writing.

Looking back, everyone was sitting on their chairs with their mouths open and their eyes wide open, as if they had been struck by lightning.

Only Yu Nong, who was standing by the wall, was not paying attention to the table. Instead, he secretly took out a candied fruit from his purse and stuffed it into his mouth.

When no one is paying attention, he chews a few times quickly. Occasionally he stops, turns his round and innocent eyes to observe, and then chews a few more...

Like eating a little squirrel.

Caihua, who had already entered the main room, originally wanted to settle accounts with Chen Chu, but she forgot about it at this time.

Standing at the door stupidly, he asked an innocent and stupid question, "Is this true..."

Cai Kun knew that this was not true, but he almost asked the same question as the girl.

This report has a name, a time and a place...just like what happened around me.

"Hurry and engrave it! Don't change a word!"

After Cai Er recovered from the shock, he shouted immediately.

But Chen Chu knocked on the broken tabletop that served as a blackboard and said, "No hurry."

"Ah?" Cai Er didn't know why, but didn't ask, waiting for Chen Chu to tell him the reason.

"You think, if it were printed, the whole page would be full of "Journey to the West" except for "The Legend of Shie"... it would look very fake, and it would be a complete show."

"Brother, how do you make a complete set?"

Chen Chu looked at Yu Nong...

Unaware, Yu Nong secretly gave Cui Yuan a candied fruit next to her, then turned sideways, lowered her head slightly, sucked the juice on her finger, and was about to touch another...
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"Yunong~"

Chen Chu's call startled the candied fruit in Yu Nong's hand.

"Nunnu is here, what's going on?" Yunong responded hurriedly.

Chen Chu couldn't help but laugh, "I need you to write something and publish it."

"Nu Nu can't write an article..." Upon hearing this, Yu Nong grimaced.

The other people also looked at Chen Chu in confusion.

Although Yunong is well versed in literature and ink, asking her to write articles for publication is ridiculous. When the great scholars read it, they will be criticized to pieces.

Let alone her, even the two scholars sitting here, Wang and Zhang, don’t have the guts to publish their articles for the world to judge.

If you dare to publish it if you dare to publish it, it will attract countless scholars to find faults.

Whoever dares to spread his articles to the world is not a great scholar of the world, or a talented person with worldwide fame.

To put it bluntly, they are not qualified.

"I'm not asking you to make a fuss." Chen Chu explained.

"I can't even write poems..." Yunong raised her little hand in front of her chest and shook it slightly but very frequently, signaling the young master not to embarrass her.

"I'm not asking you to write poems. I'm asking you to write some knowledge about makeup, you know it, right? For example, whose rouge is better, which shop's lip paper has a beautiful color and longer effect, for example, what kind of makeup is suitable for which face shape?

..."

"Uh... Nunu understands these..."

"Brother, how do you apply the powder for printing your daughter's family in "Journey to the West"?"

Although Cai Er did not object explicitly, his expression clearly showed his attitude of ‘not understanding’.

But Cai San, who was standing at the door, clapped his hands and laughed, "Chen Xiaoxiao, you want all the educated and literate women in the world to read this newsprint. I guess it won't be long before you will sell your daughter."

Household items..."

...fuck.

Chen Chu immediately fell asleep.

Because this crazy beauty immediately revealed some of his plans...

Feeling quite surprised, Chen Chu said calmly: "Cai Xiaoxiao, where can I find my daughter's items to sell? It's just that the world's population is evenly divided between men and women, and the women's consumer market is also quite huge. For example, our daughter's beauty

Don't you want to sell more of your beauty products to them..."

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There is some truth to this. Cai San leaned against the door, twirling his hair while tilting his head to look at Chen Chu, with a dubious look in his charming eyes.

Chen Chu said to Yunong again: "Yunong, your column should not be limited to fragrances, such as clothes, jewelry, fabrics, female celebrities, including poems and songs. You can write and share all the things your daughter likes.

...At the same time, we also invite readers to submit articles and write in for discussion and exchange..."

Chen Chu looked at the other people and continued: "You too, you can write down folk tales, strange tales, even tourist attractions, food sharing, and courtesans, or receive them for a fee. In this way, the article about

Zigua’s interview is hidden in it, so it doesn’t appear obtrusive. Please be careful not to comment on current policies, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble.”

Although Cai Er was amazed by Chen Chu's whimsical idea, he still couldn't help but wonder when he heard this, "Brother, are you engaging in such a big battle just to sell purple melons?"

Chen Chu smiled and said calmly: "Maybe... this newsprint will be of great use in the future."

"Will Journey to the West be called "Newsprint" from now on?"

"Uh... let's call it "Today's Headlines"."

......

After discussing various matters, Chen Chu picked a light topic and said: "You will inevitably have a pen name in the future. Why don't you think about it now and tell us about it for everyone to take a look at."

This matter is indeed interesting, and several people started discussing it.

Wang Shusheng gave himself the pen name of "Master of Qingyuan Cave".

Zhang Shusheng called ‘Liaofanshanren’.

Liu Changqing borrowed the character 'Pleiades Star Official' from "Journey to the West".

Even the Cai family brothers and sisters joined in the fun and each chose a pen name of their choice.

When it was Yunong's turn, he blurted out: "The slave's name is 'Chuyu'."

Everyone looked at Chen Chu with playful eyes, but Cai Er frowned and scolded: "You are lucky that Mr. Chen cherishes you! Do you really not know your identity?"

Cai Kun is not worried randomly.

It’s not unusual for a man to go to the Gou Lan to play, and it’s not unusual for him to say all kinds of sweet words in bed, but when he leaves the Gou Lan, he will turn back into a ‘gentleman’.
To be continued...