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Chapter 19 of Chaoge: The Sacrifice that You Really Eat in Your Mouth(2/3)

And that little guy just now...

Li Ping'an looked down and saw that this guy had flown to a beach on the edge of the East China Sea. He skillfully summoned a table, kitchen knives and other items, and summoned more than a dozen teenagers and children to start digging holes and carrying firewood.

"Ah this?"

Li Ping'an had several black lines hanging on his forehead.

Does Huo Zha not know the symbolic significance of the sacrifices to these common people?

Although those two big buffaloes were indeed plump;

Those wrapped scarecrows are just the right kind of dry wood for barbecues;

The sea breeze blows slowly, accompanied by the sound of waves washing on the beach, and a somewhat warm tone.

But...

He thought for a while, and the phantom suddenly transformed into an old man riding a donkey, riding on the clouds from the sky and slowly rushing here.

Li Pingan also knows how to handle heat.

He was already here, so he naturally wanted to have a meal, so he didn't walk very fast, grabbing some food on the stove below.

Huo Zha was very familiar with these children, and it seemed that they often ate from them.

They shed the skin and bones of the buffalo used for sacrifice. Huo Zha also summoned some long swords from the army and skewered pieces of buffalo meat into them. A fire rack had been set up here.

Pierce the meat with a long sword, put it on the fire and start roasting it evenly, then season it with simple salt, dried seaweed, and some herbs...

The sea breeze was soon mixed with a faint fragrance.

It was at this moment that Li Ping'an transformed into an old donkey rider.

Ding-dang-dang——

The bell under the donkey swayed gently, breaking into the sight of many young people and children on the beach.

Huozha, who was squatting there, raised his buttocks and stared at the Taoist riding a donkey with his big eyes between his legs.

"Brother Fire! Brother Fire!"

A young man shouted:

"There's an old man over there! Will he be like those old immortals in the past?"

"I don't know," Huo Zha stood up, looked at the barbecue in front of him and licked his lips, "I'll go over there and have a look, please be careful to turn the meat."

The children and teenagers nodded quickly.

Huo Zha turned around and walked toward the old man riding a donkey. There was a gold and copper bracelet on his wrist, and his face was full of disapproval.

When he got closer, he casually summoned the fire-pointed spear and put it on his shoulder.

"Hey! Old man!"

Li Ping'an raised his hand to stroke his beard and sat motionless on the donkey. His voice had ambient reverberation: "Whose little kid is so rude to a poor man?"

Huo Zha chuckled: "Which family of immortals are you from, to be so rude to me?"

"Pindao came from Dongzhou and traveled around the three realms to find friends."

Li Pingan said calmly:

"I saw some purple energy here today. I thought there must be a spiritual practitioner with good luck, so I came here to take a look."

"That's unfortunate."

Huo Zha rolled his eyes:

"Then Zi Qi is the young master. You are the seventh or eighth old god to come to me. Can you come up with something new?

"I have become a disciple. My master is Zhenren Taiyi of Yuxu Palace, and my master is Yuanshi Tianzun.

"If you don't have a strong background like my master, you'd better not come close, otherwise my master will beat you up if he is too cautious."

Li Ping'an:......

No, this style of painting seems to be a little different from what he thought.

Huo Zha doesn’t seem to be simply naughty;

He originally thought about coming over to talk to him, teach him a lesson first, and then give him a chance to experience the pleasure of an old-timer, but now...it seems...this little guy is quite sensible?

"oh?"

Li Ping'an smiled and said: "I just saw you teasing a lot of mortals in the city. Could it be that your master did this too?"

"I don't know where my master went. He said he was going to chat with the Dragon King, but he wasn't here at all."

Xiao Huozha smiled:

"If you want to show off and teach me a lesson, I'll listen. After all, I'm just a little kid and I don't bother to argue with you.

"If you want to find my master, just go to the island over there and wait.

"If you want to tell me some big truth, I have to weigh your fighting skills. There is a huge formation up there, and you can't show much of your fighting skills here."

Li Ping appeased Xu and shook his head: "If the poor Taoist wants to come and taste your barbecue, can you agree?"

"Eat meat?" Huo Zha was stunned for a moment, "Don't old gods even need to eat?"

"It's just a personal hobby."

"Then come here," Huo Zha put away the fire-tipped spear, stared at the donkey Li Pingan sat down for a few times, and muttered, "I haven't eaten the meat of a fairy donkey yet."

Li Ping'an:......

Come on, the little guy is really fearless.

You can't even tell how serious he is, yet you dare to let him go forward to eat and drink together.

Perhaps this is also a kind of self-confidence.

Li Ping'an jumped off the donkey's back, stepped on the soft beach and floated to the barbecue place, smiling and nodding to a group of teenagers and children.

They were also a little surprised.

According to ancient rules, after Li Ping'an sat down, he took out a bottle of non-drunk fairy fruit juice, which was regarded as a share of the meeting and gave some benefits to these children.

After going back and forth, he got along well with the children, got a large piece of hind leg meat, and ate it with relish.

He saw that these children were boys and girls, and their clothes were slightly different.

The clothes of children born as slaves are mostly made of coarse linen with some animal skins and patches on them. Even if the clothes of children born as common people are dirty, there are not many damages, and slightly fine linen textiles can be seen on the inner placket.

things.

Li Ping'an ate and drank enough, burped, and turned to look at Xiao Huozha, who was lying in the sand pit with his belly that had grown twice as big.

"My little friend, thank you for your hospitality."

"Little things, little things."

Huo Zha waved his hands and muttered:

"You are the least verbose old immortal I have ever seen. You are quite good. I don't know how high your cultivation level is. You should be a little higher than me."

"It's just a little bit."

Li Pingan squinted and smiled:

"I'm really curious, Pindao, who teaches you on weekdays? Why do you have such a... free and uninhibited temperament?"

"What does it mean to be free and unrestrained?"

"That's right, you don't stick to trivial matters," a young man on the side said with a smile, "I'm complimenting you, Third Brother."

"Praise me? That's fine."

Huo Zha breathed a sigh of relief:

"My father taught me. My father would sneak back from the military camp every night and come to me after beating my mother."

There were two girls beside them, their pretty faces flushed.

Huo Zha was still at the age of Tong Yan Wuji and continued to mutter:

"My father always said that I was born as a spiritual person and my background is too deep. If I don't learn well, it will be the same as ten thousand ordinary people who don't learn well, and the destructive power will be too great.

"My dad also said that I not only want to learn spiritual practice from Master, but also learn how to be a human being.

"The history of the human race, the history of the rise of heaven, and the biography of Emperor Li Tian were the ones he told me the most, and my ears almost became calloused.

"My master is better. He speaks nicely, has great abilities, and has a strong background. No one cares about whatever I do now."

Li Ping'an nodded: "I never thought that fellow Taoist Li Jing would pay so much attention to you. I can rest assured that I am such a poor Taoist."

"Are you going to start talking about big things?" Huo Zha frowned and pursed his lips.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Li Pingan was really amused by his little expression and said warmly:

"How can Pindao have so much time to talk about great truths? Pindao is just passing by here to see the excitement.
To be continued...
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