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Chapter 247: The uncle and nephew are cheating on each other.(2/2)

Li Ping'an:......

"Uncle Master, what state have you reached?"

"Daluo Jinxian, he just broke through ten thousand years ago."

Master Taiyi responded calmly, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

Li Ping'an looked astonished: "No wonder I can live decently to this day."

Taiyi Zhenren had a few black lines hanging on his forehead, and said softly: "I just praised you for your humility, and now you start to lose weight?"

"How can you say this is neither big nor small," Li Ping'an said with a smile, "Uncle Taiyi is so approachable, I can't help but appreciate him. I treat him as if I were my equal."

"Hey, I didn't realize you were pretty good at talking."

Master Taiyi looked Li Ping'an up and down:

"No wonder the Queen Mother of the West has a soft spot for you. What old honey can resist your mouth? Hahaha!"

Li Ping'an smiled and said: "Master Taiyi doesn't have a Taoist companion?"

"What's the use of having a Taoist companion?"

Master Taiyi said calmly:

"I am carefree and happy myself, but when I get married, I have to think about what the other person is doing."

"No wonder Master Taiyi doesn't understand the meaning here. I just got married not long ago and I just understand the true meaning here."

Li Ping'an's eyes were full of tenderness and he said warmly:

“The harmony of yin and yang is the principle of heaven and earth, and the love of men and women is the natural feeling of human beings.

"Besides, Senior Queen Mother Xi just wants to use my name as the Emperor of Heaven to become her Queen of Heaven, and it's not because of any love between a man and a woman. This is far from the truth.

"Uncle Taiyi has been practicing in the mountains all year round. It's normal to not understand these twists and turns. However, uncle, you'd better get in touch with the female fairies more often. Don't stop practicing alone. Not only does Guyang not grow long, it's also easy to walk.

If you cross the fork, if the yang and yang are harmonious, it will make people laugh."

Taiyi Zhenren's face is full of black lines, and he wants to kick his feet.

Li Ping'an calmly flashed behind Cang Jie and raised his eyebrows slightly at Master Taiyi.

Master Taiyi laughed and scolded: "What a sharp-tongued little emperor of heaven!"

Li Ping'an cupped his hands and said, "It depends on my uncle to be sharp and articulate. I just temporarily learned some skills from you, uncle."

"Come here, stand in the middle, and do business first."

Master Taiyi cleared his throat with a bit of appreciation in his eyes:

"All your seniors and uncles are too boring, but it's you who has my taste. You, the Emperor of Heaven, have my approval.

"If the new Emperor of Heaven is also a boring gourd who can't slap two farts with one slap, then this world will be too boring.

"Tell me what to do next. We are about to enter the forbidden area of ​​​​the witch clan. There is already a group of war witches staring at us."

Li Pingan jumped back in front of the two of them angrily.

He asked: "Master, do you have any ideas?"

Cangjie cupped his hands and said, "It all depends on the master's plan."

Master Taiyi couldn't help but mutter: "Why do the human race call Cangjie their first master? Doesn't it mean that he is dead?"

Cangjie had a few more black lines on his forehead.

Li Ping'an looked at Master Taiyi a little helplessly.

Taiyi spread his hands: "Pindao is really curious."

Li Ping'an made a fuss: "Teachers teach, teach and resolve doubts, and the emergence of writing has made books the carrier of all kinds of knowledge. Master Cangjie's creation of calligraphy is a great meritorious act. Even if there is no master's teaching, there is writing to carry it.

He can practice Kung Fu and acquire various kinds of knowledge, and he can also teach and solve doubts, so he is called the first teacher."

Cang Jie couldn't help but smile a little, and he cupped his hands to Li Ping'an and said, "Your Majesty, you are so complimentary. I was not the only one to create the characters."

Master Taiyi nodded: "I see... then what should we do next? The witch clan is about to jump over."

"Act according to the opportunity," Li Ping'an said, "When I make this gesture later, Master Taiyi, you can speak freely. I will clenched my fist with my left hand, and Master Taiyi will stop speaking."

Master Taiyi frowned and said, "What does this have to do with Pindao?"

"Uncle Guangchengzi allowed you to come down, but didn't ask Uncle Yuding to follow you. Isn't that obvious?"

Li Pingan asked back, then calmly looked up at the sky.

When starting a group, they usually come with the magic power of taunting.

"who!"

Whoosh whoosh!

Dozens of figures quickly jumped out of the forest, and streams of blood rose into the sky.

Li Ping'an stood proudly in the clouds with his hands behind his back, glanced over it, and said loudly: "The master of the Tianfang Pavilion, Mo Wendi, is here to pay a special visit to the ancestral wizard Xuan Ming. Please let me know!"

Cangjie's sleeves and robes danced, and a golden wall appeared in front of the three of them.

Figures came flying towards me and were gently pushed away by the golden wall.

At this moment, several tyrannical auras fell from high in the sky, suppressing the area thousands of miles away, causing many poisonous creatures to crawl on the ground, unable to move.

These dozens of rough-looking men and women looked horrified and glared angrily at Li Ping'an and the others.

Cangjie cupped his hands forward and said slowly:

"Cang Jie of the human race, by order of His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, accompanied Pavilion Master Mo to visit and discuss matters related to the human race with the Wu clan.

"I'm not here for a legal battle today. I'd like to ask you to explain it on your behalf."

As soon as Cangjie's name came out, the expressions of the war witches changed several times.

A female war witch wearing a small leather skirt, tree vine shoes, and a simple layer of linen wrapped around her waist stood up and bowed her hand to Cang Jie in a decent manner.

"It turns out that it was Cangjie who created the Chinese character! Wait a moment, our ancestors. I will report it to our ancestors soon."

After saying this, seven or eight war witches turned around and ran towards the depths of the poisonous forest.

Master Taiyi bumped Li Ping'an with his elbow and whispered: "Did you see it? This means that you, the master of the pavilion, don't take it seriously. Go up and make a fight with them and show them how awesome you are!"

Li Ping'an glared at Master Taiyi: "Didn't Master Taiyi agree not to speak casually?"

Master Taiyi sneered: "Pindao just reminds you that the Wu clan respects the strong...Pindao shut up and wait for the order from the Pavilion Master."

Li Ping'an sighed secretly in his heart, and then concentrated his attention.

After a while, one of the "Top Ten Witches" whom Li Ping'an had seen before jumped across the forest and landed in front of the golden wall like a cannonball.

Li Pingan raised his hand to signal, and Cangjie removed the golden wall.

"Where is Cangjie?"

The great witch made a hand-over salute with his thick arms:

"Master, please come in. No one else is waiting here."

Cangjie said: "Don't misunderstand this great witch, I'm just accompanying you..."

"Blinded your dog's eyes!"

Master Taiyi shouted, retreated behind Li Pingan, pointed at Li Pingan and said:

"This is the master of the Tianfang Pavilion, the famous man before the Emperor of Heaven, who is called brother to the Human Emperor Xuanyuan, and is famous among the three religions!

"Pindao is just a Twelve Golden Immortal who explains the teachings. His reputation is not worth mentioning. But if you dare to neglect this pavilion master, millions of heavenly soldiers will fall in an instant!"

The great witch originally had an angry look on his face, but after hearing about the 'Twelve Golden Immortals', he calmed down instantly.

Then, the great witch looked at Li Ping'an's half-face armor, frowned and said, "We, the witch clan, don't like people who hide their heads and show their tails."

The corners of Taiyi's mouth turned up crazily.

'Hahaha, brat, I asked you to act like an emperor pretending to be a general. Let's see how... how... you are now...'

Li Ping'an calmly took off half of his face armor, revealing the face that Mo Wenqing often used back then. This kind of face uses facial fillers, supplemented by thin masks, to apply makeup. It is not a magic trick or a blinding method. There is no need to worry about being peeked by experts.

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The great witch nodded, turned around and said, "Please!"

Snapped!

Li Ping'an snapped his fingers in front of Taiyi Zhenren.

"Let's go, your Majesty the Emperor's most respected uncle.

"Didn't you say that you wanted to come to the Wu Clan to challenge the Wu Clan's combat skills? You also said that the Wu Clan's combat skills are not as good as your Yin Yang Dharma? This is a rare opportunity. Master Cangjie and I are going to visit the ancestral witches first."

Taiyi Zhenren's facial muscles were constantly twitching.

"Um?!"

A group of strong men and women moved forward at the same time, staring at Master Taiyi with burning eyes.
Chapter completed!
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