In the seventh year of Guanghe, at the end of the first month, Zhuojun, Zhuoxian.

Early morning.

Snow.

Thatched cottage.

A pile of straw sandals.

And, a pair of drooping shoulders and windy ears.

Yes, I am the big-eared thief, wrong, I am the big-eared thief who weaves mats and sells shoes... That's not right, it's all Pinocchio's fault, Pinocchio, forget it, let's do it again.

I am the queen of King Jing of Zhongshan, now known as the emperor's uncle, the future lord of Shu, and one of the top ten young men of the Han Dynasty, posthumously named Emperor Zhaolie of Han - Liu Bei and Liu Xuande.

Liu Bei sighed as he looked at the huge backlog of "Huangshu brand" limited edition straw sandals that could not be used as food.

Maybe the King of Hell was dazzled, made a typo, or misunderstood...

In short, I have just traveled from the era of watching videos and eating takeout to the late Eastern Han Dynasty, and now I look like a hard-working loser.

The memory fragments of the original owner are in pieces. I don’t know when they will be repaired?

However, the two largest pieces almost blinded Liu Bei’s titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

A filial piety to the mother who worked hard to raise her.

The second is determined to rise for China...misunderstood, and works hard to get ahead and seek happiness for the people.

Is this a wish or a last wish? Just ignore it...

I felt dizzy, sore and numb, felt nauseous, and felt like vomiting...

Stop, stop, stop, your mother, I have come to honor you, your wife and daughter...where did you, a bachelor, get your wife and daughter?

Article 2: Become the king and hegemony, then counterattack and slap your ancestors in the face, return to the clan, and let the people live a good life, okay?

As if he had signed a soul contract, Liu Bei's consciousness immediately returned to consciousness.

Well, from now on, I am Liu Bei and Liu Xuande.

Whispering, cheap lady is cooking porridge.

How pitiful it is that there are only a handful of millets in such a big tiled cauldron.

Letting my mother starve is nothing but a top ten young man?

An unknown fire broke out, and he kicked away the ugly three-no straw sandals, practicing filial piety without hesitation - lying on the ice to ask for a carp.

These days, the fish are plentiful and stupid.

When we got to the river, thinking that there was no place to buy cold medicine and risking death, we simply broke open the ice.

Uncle Liu Huang begged for fish, but even the hook was spared.

In the blink of an eye, the big-eared filial son handed over two fresh fish with self-dedication to the surprised and happy old lady.

The steaming fish fillet porridge has a strong fishy smell.

The hearts of orphans and widowed mothers are warmer and sweeter than porridge in the cold and howling north wind.

While drinking porridge, my thoughts wandered.

"Glorious Three Kingdoms" GM interrupts the latest news: Three yellow-headed bosses are about to appear!

While picking up fish in the river, a piece of debris was accidentally added.

Command, Intelligence, Politics, and Charisma are above 80. Now the official title is Han Shangshu, Lu Zhi, and Lu Ziqian.

That's right, this big boss is exactly his mentor.

Damn it, if you don’t hug this super Jinhua ham, is the original owner stupider than a pig?

As a good student who respects his teachers, is it wrong to go to Kyoto to serve the division commander, army commander, and commander-in-chief?

I looked at the empty thatched hut, looked at the deflated pockets, and saw not a cent in dollars, euros, or renminbi.

It is not easy to live in Dongdu, and the roads are not close. Before the era of Huabei Baitiao online loans, where to get money was indeed a problem.

The sauce-flavored bad water that has been stored for two thousand years is bubbling.

Go to West Market Street in the CBD to see whose carriage is the most luxurious, and then... you will understand everything!

The north wind was blowing, the snowflakes were fluttering, the snowflakes were fluttering... No car came.

I just remembered that Zhuo County these days is a particularly poor county. The county magistrate does have a car, but...it would be quite awkward to meet him.

Hey, who is making the noise?

Mr. Jin said it well: Where there are clouds, there is the world; where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

Lao Niu said it well: Where there are rivers and lakes, there will be fights.

No, a battle is about to take place in the arena of Sai Market Street in Causeway Bay.

Oops, Zhen Zhuoxi, a meat seller who is eight feet tall, has a leopard head, ringed eyes, a swallow jaw, and a tiger beard, rolled up his sleeves.

Damn it, the nine-foot-tall wanted criminal with a green hat, green robe, phoenix eyes, long beard and red face, narrowed his eyes.

Hong Xing, who felt a little guilty, took the lead and Liu Bei: If I call you "two younger brothers" now, will I face a mixed doubles match?

The debts of the previous life and the sins of this life are all flesh on the palms and backs of the hands. Breaking any of them will be a huge loss for the Shu Han regime and the people.

Cruelly, Internet celebrity Liu held up two pairs of high-proof straw sandals, and Shi Shiran walked to the center of the venue and started the live broadcast to bring goods.

Two guests, LV's new straw sandals, 998, only 998, if you place an order now, you will get a fruit phone...with a film.

Zhang Fei put down his sleeves: "Okay! Let's look at you, Lao Liu, and let that guy go, otherwise we will say that we in Zhuo County bully outsiders."

After all, the Big-Ear Thief Master is from a well-known family, he is a member of the 19th generation of the emperor, and he is also a member of the Zhuo County Chamber of Commerce, so he does not want to delay his own business.

Guan Yu, who was not good at words, bowed his hand to Liu Bei as an expression of gratitude.

One of them is unfamiliar with the place, and the other is carrying a murder case on his body. Looking at the butcher’s posture, I’m afraid his hands will be darker than his face. Take a step back and see the vast world beyond.

Seeing that the two of them turned to leave, Liu Bei quickly recited the immobilizing spell that has been tried all over the world: "It's time to come..."

In this way, the three brothers, who were destined to fall in love and kill each other after being separated for many years, sat down in the tavern.

After two glasses of hot wine, the relationship between three promising young people of similar age became quite subtle.

Zhang Fei owns a butcher shop and a large peach orchard at home, and his life is pretty good.

The only unsatisfactory thing is that I came from a bad background and was at the bottom of the ranks of scholars, farmers, industry and commerce, a proper black five category.

Today, the cultural man Liu Huangshu gave me face. He was happy from the bottom of his heart, and the table was filled with good wine and good food.

Guan Yu was a fugitive and his situation was even worse. He couldn't make a living in a serious way, so he could only do odd jobs and work hard, with no hope of getting ahead.

After hearing about Liu Bei's background, the mountains looked up and stopped, as if the Yellow River was flooding out of control, and they toasted frequently.

Having been influenced by the wine table culture for two thousand years, the little thoughts of the two younger brothers were the same in Uncle Liu's mind.

Let's get started, enhance the loyalty of the two younger brothers, and use the monarch's exclusive special move: the emperor's uncle throws him over his shoulder!

Skill description: As long as Adou lands, the target object's loyalty will rise to 100%.

But... I forgot that according to the plot progress, Liu Chan, the unlucky kid, has not yet appeared.

Don't worry, there is also the monarch's auxiliary skill: Heaven and Earth are in sorrow.

Skill description: When the tears leave the eyes, the target's favorability will be increased by 20 points, and the target's belongings will be voluntarily handed over.

After drinking well, Guan and Zhang suddenly saw Liu Bei with a sad face, tears and holes in his body, and quickly asked him why.

"My mother is very old and still suffers from hunger and cold. How can she lament that Liu is doing nothing and has nothing to do? Every time I think about it, I would rather be ashamed."

Filial piety is a traditional virtue.

Liu Daxiao's acting skills are unparalleled, and Guan and Zhang are in awe.

There are many generations of butchers who are loyal.

"What should I do?"

Seizing the opportunity to show his goodwill, Zhang Fei said boldly: "Brother Xuande, don't worry, I am not talented, I can still get some wealth."

"No, no!"

Actor Liu, who was acting coyly, waved his hands again and again, and refused righteously: "It's not a relative, it's not a friend. If my mother knew about it, she would definitely not forgive me."

Hey, you don’t want any free money?

Zhang Fei was stunned, then blushed a little (guess, no one could see it), and took a long sip of wine.

Although Big-Ear Liu's acting skills are excellent, Guan Yu has experienced many ups and downs, so he is naturally obedient and obedient.

He stroked his long beard and smiled narrowly at Zhang Fei: "You idiot, you don't know anything!"

"What's wrong?"

Zhang Fei's eyes widened.

It’s understandable that a college student with a good background looks down on the five black categories. How dare you, a bitter country man, laugh at you?
To be continued...