Chapter 32 God is a pervert (don’t jump if you don’t like it)
"Naruto!"
Just as he was about to enter the Hokage building, Naruto was suddenly stopped by someone. When he looked back, he found that they were the three new generation of Ino, Deer and Butterfly.
The three of them stood outside the Hokage Building, seemingly waiting for someone.
Shikamaru leaned against the wall and waved lazily to him. He was wearing that sexy fishnet lining and had the same dead fish eyes on his face.
Ino stood aside with a somewhat uneasy expression, while Choji remained the same, holding a bag of potato chips in his arms and clicking them into his mouth.
"Why are you here?" Naruto was familiar with the three of them, and without any politeness, he reached out and reached for snacks from Choji's bag of potato chips.
Click, Naruto took a bite, Shikamaru didn't even look at Naruto, he looked up at the sky and sighed.
"Asma has something to do temporarily, so we can only wait for him here."
After finishing speaking, Shikamaru asked Naruto again.
"That's it, Naruto, you should know about it, right?"
"Which one?"
"That guy who claims to be the god of ninja, said two words, and the village became like this."
"Oh, that." Naruto scratched his head and said with a bright smile, "I thought it was someone's prank!"
"How can it be an ordinary prank with the ability to allow the whole village to receive messages?" Shikamaru complained, holding his head.
"It's Naruto, you're too slow."
"But the God of Ninja is probably a super pervert. He's talking about long legs and his friend's sister."
"No one would believe it anyway, it's just nonsense." Naruto waved his hand casually and then looked at Choji.
Dingci raised his eyebrows, snapped the potato chips in one bite, and said naively.
"The way of ninja of the last potato chip."
"Only people like you, Naruto, who know nothing, wouldn't believe it." Shikamaru said, "What happened to the Hyuga clan is true."
"What happened?" Naruto asked, pretending not to know.
"That's it..."
"Shikamaru, Asuma-sensei is here!" Choji suddenly shouted.
"Naruto, let's talk about it next time, we have to leave first!" Shikamaru glanced in the direction of the Hokage Building, and sure enough, Asuma had already come out.
So he waved his hand towards Naruto and followed the footsteps of Choji and Ino who walked away.
Ino didn't speak to Naruto the whole time, or even look at him. Naruto didn't care either, and after the three of them left, he turned around and entered the Hokage Building.
The building was in a mess, with ANBU ninjas and ordinary Chuunin walking around with various documents in their hands. Occasionally, you could hear them talking nervously about the God of Ninja, and occasionally you could hear two words like Hinata.
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Naruto tilted his head and went upstairs in a familiar voice, preparing to go to the mission hall to pick up a D-level mission. Kakashi punished him for completing twenty D-level missions, and he would not be able to return to Team 7 until then.
The D-level mission was not that difficult. As Naruto was going up the stairs and thinking about what today's D-level mission would be, he suddenly heard a loud curse from someone coming downstairs.
"The superiors asked me to find out within a day. Where should I go to find out! If that damn ninja god falls into my hands, I will torture him severely!"
Morino Hiki, a strong man with a face full of scars, went downstairs with the men from the torture department, and happened to pass by Naruto who was going upstairs.
"It's so scary." Naruto felt chills for a while, and he was even more determined in his heart. He must not be caught with evidence that he is the god of ninja.
In his heart, he is deeply afraid of Morino Ihiki, the head of the torture department. It’s not about how strong Morino Ihiki is, but this man! He is a real pervert!
A tall, dark man, who is about 1.8 meters tall, is often seen as a strong neighbor who moves here in Japanese movies, but turns out to be a jerk in private.
His torture technique not only tortures his enemies, but also tortures himself.
Damn it, Naruto feels scared just thinking about it. A strong man has a proud and painful look on his face. It's so annoying that he might as well just kill him.
"This is the mission scroll, please take it." The staff in the mission hall handed the mission to Naruto with a good attitude.
"Yeah."
Naruto walked out of the Hokage Building and opened the mission scroll. The mission was to pick up trash.
How can there be so much garbage to pick up in Konoha!
After struggling for a while, Naruto reluctantly embarked on the road of picking up garbage. On the dog days of August, under the scorching sun, Naruto stopped eating after a while.
He hid under the shade of a tree and stared blankly at the blue sky. After a while, he threw down the garbage bag in his hand and left alone.
"Ah! It's great!" Naruto bought two ice cream sticks from a convenience store and left calmly under the suspicious eyes of the boss.
As soon as I walked out of the door, the heat swept over me.
Naruto, who had nothing to do, simply squatted in front of the convenience store and ate two ice creams, making the naughty child beside him cry.
Naruto turned his head and looked at the four children who were standing in the sun and were as tanned as melon skin. He glanced at their dirty clothes and rolled his eyes slightly.
"Come here."
Looking at Huang Mao, who was eating two expensive ice creams, waving to them, confirming that he was calling them, they looked at me and looked at you.
In the end, I was attracted by the sight of Naruto licking two ice cream sticks with one hand.
"Do you want to eat it?" Naruto shook the ice cream in his hand.
The four children were not much younger than Naruto, three boys and one girl. They looked like they were only eight or nine years old, and their hair and clothes were a bit sloppy.
It takes almost no guessing to figure out the identity of this group, Konoha Orphans.
"I want to." said the boy in the lead.
"I can treat each of you to ice cream, but you must answer a question." Naruto said.
The children hesitated for a moment, then nodded one after another.
Naruto squinted his eyes and scanned the four people, wondering if there might be a certain protagonist of the orphanage among these orphans?
"What's the next sentence that changes from odd to even?"
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The four children looked at each other, no one knew the answer.
Seeing that no one answered, Naruto looked disappointed, but he still walked into the store again and bought five ice cream sticks, including one for everyone present.
Four children squatted in front of the store with Naruto, licking the ice cream without any image.
"Would you like to eat ice cream every day?"
"Think!"
"Think!"
"Think!"
"Think."
Four pairs of bright eyes stared at Naruto. Naruto smiled, looked at them and said.
"Then you have to do me a favor."
The orange sunset was shining slantingly, and Naruto was lying on the hammock, with an eight-year-old girl standing next to him, fanning him for a while.
Three boys were carrying garbage bags and running towards Naruto's direction, sweating profusely, shouting with joy.
Chapter completed!