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Chapter 87: A little love(1/2)

 The old turtle continued to tell its life story——

"The Philippines is made up of islands, and many people rely on the sea for their livelihood.

This is what happened to the young man who adopted me,

There are abundant seafood there,

You can catch grouper, moray eel, green fish, and skinned fish when you go out to sea.

You can pick up blue crabs, octopus, conch, and spider snails everywhere on the beach.

It is difficult for young men to eat meat, but there is never a shortage of seafood.

So, when he is hungry, he goes to the sea or the beach for a walk, and then finds a place to light a fire and make a grill.

Put the fresh seafood on top and wait for a while——

Grilled octopus, stone fish charred on the outside and tender on the inside, you can eat whatever you like.

When the young man was full, he lay down on the beach——

Show your balls!

Just like that, the young man showed off his balls when he was bored.

Yes, if you don’t dry it, it will grow hair.

While he was showing off, a girl took a fancy to him.

So he got married and had a son.

After that——

There are two men showing off their balls on the beach!

Show off your balls when you’re bored,

As long as it doesn't rain, they will show off their balls.

A day where you eat two meals a day and dry your balls three times a day,

They spent many years.

Days like this, hey, I feel bad!

If he has no pursuits and is not motivated, is he any different from the cat he adopted?

People can't..., at least they shouldn't.

At first, I endured it. After all, I had just arrived at someone’s house, so I had to restrain myself.

When I grow up a little, I will become a senior member of the family.

I'll start by scolding the cat.

I don’t know how many years I have been scolding...

This is what I advised them in the end.

I crawled to the cat first, then stopped and talked to it——

‘You are so young, meow,

Don't lie like this all the time,

If you lie down all the time, you will be useless.

My legs and feet are not feeling well either.

My brain is also slow,

You have to go out and do something,

Be diligent,

Learn some new skills,

Just think of it as exercise, right?

You see...,

Why did you turn your head away at this point?

These are all good words from me, kid,

Your old man just didn’t listen to me back then,

It’s gone at the age of 15…’”

Li Zhuo felt something was wrong when he heard this.

It seems that if a cat can live for 15 years, it is already a longevity star, right?...

The old turtle has no intention of stopping——

"Now it seems that the cat will not listen to advice,

Before I even finished speaking, it ran away.

As he walked, he muttered:

‘Come on, you are what annoys me the most!’

This little kid doesn’t speak well.

It deserves to die if it lives to be 15 years old..."

Li Zhuo turned the old turtle over smoothly, so that its belly was facing up, and said:

"Master Turtle, let me remove the barnacles on your plastron. Can you still speak normally?"

The old turtle tried it and said:

"Well, it's not bad. Apart from the fact that my voice is a bit muffled and it's a bit difficult to speak, there's nothing wrong with me."

Li Zhuo continued to dance with the kitchen knife and said with a smile:

"Then you continue!"

The old turtle stretched his neck, put his head on the deck, and said in a muffled voice:

"Then I'll continue,"

By the way, I have been trying to persuade cats for many years, but to no avail. Tragedies of dying young still happen one after another.

After that, I went to persuade my two masters,

I said——

‘Master,

Don’t just expose your balls,

No matter how much you expose yourself to the sun, it’s still useless!

Listen to me,

Go out and find a factory to tighten the screws.

Or you can also move bricks on the construction site,

In short,

You have to be diligent and learn a craft.

Otherwise, people will be useless,

He will die young...’

Hey, don’t listen,

Good advice is offensive!

The last two owners didn't even live to their prime, so they died.

Wow wow wow..."

The old turtle is crying.

Li Zhuo:????

No, isn’t the first owner married and with children?

How come you didn’t even reach adulthood?

Li Zhuo couldn't help but interrupt and asked:

"So, how long did your two masters live?"

The old turtle wiped his tears with his turtle fin, stopped his sorrow and said:

"The first master lived to be 80 years old; the second master was even worse and died at 76 years old..."

Good guy, isn’t this a long life?
To be continued...
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