The big white cat begins to tell its story——

"You see, the ancestors of our cats are small ancient cats. At that time, we were invincible among small and medium-sized carnivorous animals. Later, we differentiated into modern cats, as well as our close relatives such as tigers and lions."

"Later, you people learned farming and produced a lot of food. The accumulation of food will attract swarms of rats, and the delicious food of rats will naturally attract us."

"You humans are not good at dealing with rat infestations, but we are good at it, so from the very beginning, when we lived with you, we were put together because we were useful to each other..."

"Later, you humans felt lonely again and needed us cats as companions. We provided emotional value, and you also provided food and accommodation. This was a fair deal..."

That's right. It seems that cats never think of people as their masters, like dogs, but at best they treat people as companions.

The big white cat continues——

"In the ancient Egyptians, humans canonized the first cat god in our cat world, named Bastet. Do you know her?"

Li Zhuo really didn’t understand Egyptian mythology, so he replied:

"I haven't heard of it. I have little knowledge. I only know that there are cat mummies in Egypt. Well, they were probably taken by Europeans as a longevity medicine in the 19th century."

The big white cat suddenly howled:

"So human beings are much more hateful than dogs..."

Li Zhuo interrupted again:

"At that time, those European barbarians also ate Egyptian mummies, and many mummies were lost..."

The big white cat fell silent and paused before continuing:

"She is the queen of all cats, the daughter of the Sun God. She protects cats and observes the world through cats. She is powerful and knows everything..."

Li Zhuo interrupted:

"Those are all myths and legends, illusory and unreliable. Cats must believe in science and not be superstitious..."

The big white cat laughed:

"You people are quite strange. Most of us believe in religion, but you tell us not to have faith. Is this a stupid strategy?"

Li Zhuo was at a loss for words. How many followers are there in the three major religions in the world?

"...Then you continue."

"Buster was made a cat god. At that time, the Egyptian pharaohs had to kneel down to worship him. There were countless delicacies to eat... Meow, there is endless meat to enjoy, and fish and shrimps are constantly offered..."

Li Zhuo:????

Why do you feel like this guy is a foodie?

Dabai Meow continues:

"In the past, the cat world believed that the top delicacy was mouse meat. After living with humans, the top delicacy changed many times, including bird meat, cooked dried fish, tender and juicy chicken, and grilled beef.

The brain meat and so on..., meow~, my mouth is watering."

This guy is really a foodie!

"By the way, I think the dried fish is the most delicious among these..."

"...But, I never expected! In modern times, something called canned cats appeared. Oh my God, it is rich in juice, delicious, mixed with various kinds of meat, rich in nutrients, and so delicious. It has subverted the cat ancestor.

The wisdom and understanding passed down by the cat clans for two thousand years have suddenly become the number one gourmet food in the cat world."

"Accompanying this, in the field of cat snacks, cat strips mixed with catnip appeared, which once again subverted all snacks. After eating them, you will feel as if you are in heaven, enjoy eternal blessings, and live as long as heaven..."<

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This guy must have watched "The Deer and the Cauldron"!

The big white cat continued:

"But unfortunately, this kind of delicious canned cat and cat strips are in limited supply. No matter how cute you are, you can't eat a lot of them. Some brothers and sisters in remote areas have never tasted them in their lives..."
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It doesn’t seem like a big deal if you haven’t eaten canned cats or cat strips, right? Li Zhuo thought.

The big white cat continued:

"... Therefore, with a heart of compassion and enlightenment, I hope to relieve the pain, misfortune and hunger of cats in the cat world. I think hard about the way to save the world, devote myself to the method of liberation, and hope that all cats can live a happy life.

A life of eating canned cats and cat bars..."

Good guy, this cat also has a benevolent heart and wants to save all sentient beings.

This is a Buddha cat.

When the big white cat said this, he looked around and made sure that no one was around. Then he became mysterious and said to Li Zhuo from a distance:

"...Last night, maybe I was thinking about it during the day and dreaming about it at night. While I was dreaming, I suddenly met the cat goddess Buster. She was wearing a holy light beetle on her head and descended from the sky in front of me.<

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She enlightened me and pointed out that I was a cat with wisdom and a kind heart, which finally moved her. She chose me as the spokesperson for the world and made me the leader.

You want me to lead all the cats to convert to the goddess and believe in her devoutly. After death, they can ascend to the cat star and live a happy life of canned cats and striped cats..."

Li Zhuo:......

Good guy, what kind of teaching is this? It sounds awesome.

Li Zhuo couldn't help but ask:

"You said your leader was conferred by Bastet?"

"Ah, yes, what's wrong?" The big white cat didn't feel guilty at all.

"...Okay, what are the conditions for joining the church?"

"Those who want to join the cult are only cats. Each cat is required to contribute one cat bar per month and one box of cat cans every six months..." said the big white cat.

This guy, are you sure that the cat religion you established is not to achieve food freedom?

If you are rich, you can also eat canned food, but if you are poor, you can only eat cat bars. Is this what you mean?

Li Zhuo:......

"Tell me, what do you need me to do for you?"

Big white cat:

"My wish is to become the leader of the Meow Cult, but I still need a coronation ceremony from a human being."

Li Zhuo:

"Are you talking about me as a human being? I am not a god or a saint. Do I have the power to crown you?"

The big white cat chuckled and said:

"Of course, you have to pay attention. The cat god Buster was also canonized by humans. Our cats' authority comes from humans. This is one thing;

Second, you can channel spirits, talk to me, and understand what I mean. This is not something ordinary humans can achieve, so you are suitable to be the coronation person."

Li Zhuo: Sweep! That’s it.

Although it feels unreliable, this white cat's wish is to become the leader of the Cat Cult. For the sake of subsequent wealth, we can only bite the bullet and crown it.

……

That night, Li Zhuo drove the Land Rover deeper into the grassland, where no one else was there.

Afterwards, they lit a bonfire and crowned the big white cat who came with him in the car.

It was accompanied by other cats as spectators.

In order to make the ceremony more presentable, Li Zhuo made a green papal crown out of grass leaves and solemnly put it on the big white cat.

The cats in the audience were also infected by the sacred atmosphere. They all meowed "See the leader" and bowed their heads.

Now that a religious group has been established, it must move forward on the road of standardization.

Li Zhuo named it "Holy Fire Miao Miao Cult" and also compiled a teaching song, which was adapted from "Da Guangming Lu" of Zi Ming Cult——

"...

The holy fire is shining,

Holy light shines,

All my disciples,

Meow meow meow meow.

Pity my cat,

Wandering and helpless.

Bless all things,

Meow meow meow meow.

Bright and loving father,

Know the truth and know the truth,

Enlighten me and clear my mind,

Meow meow meow meow

..."

It's night, the Holy Fire Miao Miao Cult was established!
Chapter completed!