In fact, there are countless such things in the long history, and there is a lot of bloody history.

Xiaoman doesn't know, she hasn't read this, the princess hasn't said it, she hasn't experienced it personally, so she doesn't think so.

Ever since, she felt particularly relaxed when asking this question.

Besides, when she quickly rushed to the princess to protect her, she saw the princess without thinking and turned sideways and stretched out her hand to protect the emperor.

Maybe the first hand that pushed the emperor down was the princess's.

If not for the large number of guards rushing over one after another, the princess would have been protecting the emperor, instead of being frightened by the guards coming like a flood and quickly retracting her hand.

In other words, in Yun Luo's eyes and heart, nothing can destroy the relationship between the princess and the emperor, let alone asking a joking question.

This question is not difficult for her, and she has prepared standard answers. She feels that these people who choose to protect the princess without hesitation will definitely be humble for a while. It's okay. This is what they should do. The duty of the guard is to protect the princess.

Those who have a little bit of ink in their stomachs may say that those who are born as princesses will die as princesses, to show their loyalty.

Followed by some more polite words, such as the princess's advantages, the kind deeds she does in daily life, the princess's treatment is very good, she never lacks food and drink, she is very happy, and so on.
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Although the princess is not as powerful as the emperor and has many rewards, she is still a princess anyway. What she said is right, and it makes the princess feel comfortable. When she receives her salary at the end of that month or after this matter is over, she can wake up from her dreams with a smile.

Even if they know that the princess is not a person who likes to listen to flattery and is obedient, this is not the end of the atmosphere. If you say a few words that are neither salty nor mild, the princess will not care.

Is this enough?

It's obviously not enough. Who asked this and who said it?

Not a princess!

Since she is not a princess, I need to add a paragraph to this standard answer. Praising the princess is not the end. I also need to mention the person who asked this question.

That is Xiaoman.

No matter what, they have to praise Xiaoman for being good-looking and having a good figure. Even if it means telling lies with open eyes, they still have to say that the lies that come out of their mouths on weekdays are too few, and those that are forgotten after they are said are not economical at all.

Even if there is no value, you can say it without any hesitation. Is it difficult to praise a little man who looks ordinary, chubby and chubby?

Of course not.

When you praise someone, you need to pay attention to details.

When you are praising Xiaoman, you will glance at her and see what her characteristics are, and then praise her as much as you can, using as much vocabulary as you have.

Even if she doesn't have any bright spots, she doesn't expect to find anything that's better than others. Since she's just talking about her features, she doesn't need to be too rigid, and her ideas will suddenly open up.

Not only do you want to praise Xiaoman’s unique appearance, but you can also start with his personality. Everyone’s aesthetics may be different, but the personalities they like are basically the same.

Nothing more than gentleness, kindness, cuteness, integrity, bravery, virtuousness, courtesy, and general knowledge...

Just pick out a few of these and give an example. If it happened to Xiaoman personally, it would be very credible.

We can't end it here. If you want to answer this question well, you must add one more thing. Even if the appearance and character are really hard to talk about, you must say something about Xiaoman's good martial arts.

Why?

Everyone has seen Xiaoman's performance before. It is very exciting, no, to a certain extent, it is amazing. Isn't this worth adding to the standard answer?

At this point, it’s better to organize the language, add all the possible words of praise that you can think of, add them together, stop talking nonsense, just throw it at Xiaoman, and then...

Just waiting for Xiaoman to act coquettishly to the princess and say something. These guards are so loyal and should be rewarded.

The princess is not a fool. She is much smarter than Xiaoman. She will do it without thinking too much.

In this way, a complete answer is released.

Xiaoman didn't know why, but when this line of small words came into her mind, her heart was filled with happiness. She was so happy that within less than two breaths, she realized something was wrong.

Why does this answer feel so different from what she expected?

It was a bit awkward to say this. What she meant was that there was nothing wrong with the content of the answer, but the process and way of thinking were different from her previous thoughts.

Let's put it this way, this time when she was thinking about the standard answer, she was cut off halfway, and she did not continue to follow her idea. Although she reached the same destination by different paths, this was outrageous.

The thoughts in her mind that cannot be known to the outside world can be disturbed by others. Doesn’t this sound ridiculous and scary?

When he was puzzled, Xiaoman found that his right arm was pinched twice, the force was very light and the speed was very slow. It didn't look like they accidentally touched each other and put a hand on each other, but more like...

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A kind reminder.

She immediately pulled her thoughts back. Someone wanted to talk to her about something, and she was still thinking of a standard answer.

At this time, even if any of the guards answered her questions word for word, she was not in the mood to listen.

Ah, what an irrelevant question. It's just a joke that can be answered or not. It doesn't matter whether anyone answers it. Besides, the thoughts of the guards are not that important to her and the princess.

The choices of the guards are different every moment. This time, these guards stood by the princess in the critical moment. Next time, it is hard to say.

Maybe the guards behind Xiao Man were squeezed in because there was no room around the emperor, so they had no choice but to pretend.

Xiaoman didn't deliberately think the worst about human nature, but if she didn't think so, she would be trapped in the entanglement of whether the standard answer is perfect or not, and she would be unable to extricate herself.

It was as if an external force had penetrated into her brain and deliberately guided her to think this way. Even if she noticed something abnormal, she was helpless. It was obviously her brain and she couldn't control it for a while.

Unless there is another external force to awaken her, it does not require complicated movements or deep internal strength, as long as someone touches her body.

Coincidentally, as soon as Xiaoman realized this crucial crux, someone took action.

When she was freed from the power in her mind little by little, she moved her body slightly to dissipate the power, ignored the guards behind her and patted her on the shoulder, and said what they were thinking.
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Sure enough, what these guards said was very different from the standard answer she thought. What was even more satisfying was that one of the guards actually said that he was squeezed over. But when he saw that it was the princess here, his protective heart suddenly became stronger.

Get up.

What does this have to do with her? Xiaoman's focus is not on that at all. The key to her right now is to see what the person who pinched her wants to do with her.

It was her right hand that was pinched, so the person should be on her right side.

If her brain, which had been occupied by an inexplicable force for a short period of time, was still awake, the person who helped her free herself was...

Princess?

Princess!

Great, Xiaoman still had a lot of questions to ask, so she quickly turned back in excitement.

I really met the princess, but...

The princess looked pale, raised her right hand high, and pointed her index finger behind her, in the direction of the rockery.

Huh? Are those five aliens taking action?

How is this possible? As long as she is here, no one can hurt the princess. If anyone dares to come, she will greet him with a slap without any courtesy.

If you are obedient, just admit your mistake and kowtow to beg for mercy. If you are ignorant, one slap is not enough. If Xiaoman gives him a few more slaps, and if he doesn't stop, it would be good for her to do a series of seven-turn slashes.

Don’t think that you can vent your dissatisfaction at will just because you dress differently and look ugly than them. If you want to bully the princess, is it because you think your life span is too long?

Before she rushed to protect the princess, she took a quick glance in the direction of the rockery. If she saw it correctly, there was a tall and thin man among them, who seemed to be the head of the five, because the eyes of the other four never left him.
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Is it because this person is particularly powerful? Or is it because he cannot see in one eye and everyone pities him, so...

Without thinking about it, Xiaoman walked towards the rockery. This time, she was not as excited as the last time. She had an extra sense of responsibility. She was not boasting, but she always felt that she was the only one who could solve these five people.

With the blessing of Seven Spin Slash, Xiaoman ignored the guards behind her and tried to pull her back, trying to stop her from stepping forward. She had to go over.

But seeing how much they cared about her, Xiaoman stopped after taking three or four steps and turned back proudly.

Looking at the stars in the eyes of several guards who were extremely worried about her safety, she smiled proudly, her meaning was very clear, there was no need to worry, she was determined to win if she dared to go, so let go as soon as possible, so as not to affect her good image as the emperor and princess.

The guards are all eager to become famous, and so is Xiaoman. Who says that maids are not qualified to perform well?

The princess once told her about a woman who joined the army for her father, her name seemed to be... Hua Mulan, yes, Xiaoman will learn from her today, not to go to the battlefield to fight, but to deal with these five people with his own hands.<

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Strangely enough, if she hadn't accidentally knocked down the rockery, she might have discovered the assassin hiding underground.

How well do they hide it?

There is nothing underground, how can you survive?

When Xiaoman's thoughts were wandering, she heard the not-so-unreasonable request of the guards begging her to say something nice in front of the princess...

Uh...

Say something nice, right...

The person looks quite ugly, but thinks quite beautiful!
Chapter completed!